When A Potential Psychotic Friend Finally Loses Their Mind

Ok, if the White Vision tries to break Wanda's heart, I'm going after him with a vibranium hammer

My sweet purple baby where are you

Watched Fantastic Beasts and where to find them trailer

You had me in 'Lumos Maxima'

Thor in the time line of Civil War and Ragnarok

Asgard: 'the beginning of the war between his brother and his people that will lead to everyone's death'

Thor: Oh no! Let me check on Midgard if they're ok

Midgard: 'His friends fighting each other to death due to lack of communication'

Thor: ....I have no idea what to say

Batman: (jumps in to the water and sees Harley passed out without Joker)

Batman:

Batman: Where did this shit go

The awkward moment when

Whether I should praise Kilgrave for being a vllain who we fans can actually express pure hate for being the worst or hate him for being the worst human being that ever existed in Marvel villain history..

Hmm, I think I’ll praise David Tennant for his brilliant acting

After Civil War

Now I'm excited to see Thor coming back from Ragnarok and be like WHAT THE FUCK GUYS I DIED FROM SAVING ASGARD INCLUDING REST OF THE REALMS AND RESURRECTED BACK TO LIFE AND WHAT IS ALL THIS FUCKING MESS??!? WHY ARE THERE BODIES EVERYWHERE?!? WAIT, I KNEW HIM, WHY IS HE BEING DEAD?!

Tony: Thor wears his mother's drapes

Loki: stfu only I can pick on him

Erik: Who the fuck are you?

Charles: Your boyfriend

Peter: Your son

Raven: Your friend although you and I tried to kill each other for several times after we kissed

Charles: WAT YOU GUYS KISSED?

Kurt: MOM

What if Steve picked up Thor in Thor 1

Thor: (sipping smoothie) WHAT KIND OF DRINK IS THIS

Steve: I'm not sure.. Taste like strawberry

Thor: (uses smart phone) WHAT KIND OF ENCHANTMENT IS THIS. IT GLOWS BY MY TOUCH

Steve: Someone told me it's the new phone or something.. But I don't know how it works

Thor: You do not know a lot of things where you inhabit, do you not?

Steve: Well.. I was stuck in the ice for 70 years

Thor: ..Are any of your ancestors share the blood of Frost Giants?

Steve: A what?

My mom always didn't understand why I loved Benedict Cumberbatch when I was watching Sherlock and she didn't watch it because he was talking too fast in English. (And let's be honest people, he doesn't have the 'handsome face') Then it was her first time to actually see he's acting properly on screen and at the end of the Doctor Strange movie she was like: "I don't know what's with him, but he has the ability to act like he's hot and I'm falling for it. Strange"