Some Of Yall Needed To Hear This

You ever get told by a mutual friend who doesn't know who you crush is that your crush used to like you but now knows someone else and then your crush actually confirms that and you feel like you completely missed your chance but they still keep acting really involved with you and like they still might have a crush on you so there are way too many mixed messages and you are soo confused? Yeah it's fun. :)

Tanthamore is basically perfection. The arc. The looks. The denial. . The 'she is my world' faces. The smiles. The emotion. DAMNIT! IT'S TOO MUCH FOR MY MORTAL HEART TO TAKE

When I was a kid I was “darn I just love when female characters pretend to be dudes for whatever reason” and the reason will not shock you in the slightest

“what if kids identify with something and it ends up just being a phase-?” good. stop teaching and expecting kids (and adults honestly) to formulate permanent traits and ideas of themselves. everything in life is a phase. that doesn’t make it any less legitimate while you experience it. let people explore themselves and know it’s okay if what you think about yourself changes.

Kit: Always strive to eat the stars. Boorman: Aren’t they too hot? Jade: Blow on them first, idiot. Wow.

Obsession Update #2

My crush

The good place

Anne Hathaway

poetry

boygenius

New York City (I don't know why)

Checking my email...

“I’ve been a massage therapist for many years, now. I know what people look like. People have been undressing for me for a long time. I know what you look like: a glance at you, and I can picture pretty well what you’d look like on my table. Let’s start here with what nobody looks like: nobody looks like the people in magazines or movies. Not even models. Nobody. Lean people have a kind of rawboned, unfinished look about them that is very appealing. But they don’t have plump round breasts and plump round asses. You have plump round breasts and a plump round ass, you have a plump round belly and plump round thighs as well. That’s how it works. And that’s very appealing too. Woman have cellulite. All of them. It’s dimply and cute. It’s not a defect. It’s not a health problem. It’s the natural consequence of not consisting of photoshopped pixels, and not having emerged from an airbrush. Men have silly buttocks. Well, if most of your clients are women, anyway. You come to male buttocks and you say – what, this is it? They’re kind of scrawny and the tissue is jumpy because it’s unpadded; you have to dial back the pressure, or they’ll yelp. Adults sag. It doesn’t matter how fit they are. Every decade, an adult sags a little more. All of the tissue hangs a little looser. They wrinkle, too. I don’t know who put about the rumor that just old people wrinkle. You start wrinkling when you start sagging, as soon as you’re all grown up, and the process goes its merry way as long as you live. Which is hopefully a long, long time, right? Everybody on a massage table is beautiful. There are really no exceptions to this rule. At that first long sigh, at that first thought that “I can stop hanging on now, I’m safe” – a luminosity, a glow, begins. Within a few minutes the whole body is radiant with it. It suffuses the room: it suffuses the massage therapist too. People talk about massage therapists being caretakers, and I suppose we are: we like to look after people, and we’re easily moved to tenderness. But to let you in on a secret: I’m in it for the glow. I’ll tell you what people look like, really: they look like flames. Or like the stars, on a clear night in the wilderness.”

— What People Really Look Like

Soo did y'all know you can get a soldering iron for 8 bucks? I didn’t. I do now. I’m about to burn the shit out of myself.

This map is the most up to date version as of 3-4-2023 and takes into account all recent movement on anti-trans legislation

Jade: Were you killed?

Boorman: Sadly, yes...

Boorman: ... BUT I LIVED!