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11 months ago

Jade: I left everyone instructions while I'm gone. Kit: Mine just says "Kit, no." Jade: I want you to apply that to any situation. Boorman: "Boorman, don't"? W—? Jade: Yes, you too. Elora: Why does mine say "Stop them"? Jade: You're the only one who can.


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1 year ago

Boorman: What do you want from me? Kit: Well, I don't know, how about the TRUTH?? Boorman: *sighs* Don’t be unreasonable.


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1 year ago

Graydon: Do you think laundry detergents have different tastes?

Kit: They do.

Graydon: ...why do you say that so quickly and with so much certainty?


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1 year ago

*Jade & Kit in an intense staring contest*

Jade: Tanthalos

Kit: Claymore

Jade: Tanthalos!

Kit: Claymore!

Jade: TANTHALOS

Kit: CLAYMORE!

Jade, trying to make kit see "sense": Tanthalos sounds cooler! My last name is BORING.

Kit, trying to make Jade see "sense": Tanthalos is so hard to remember how its pronounced and spelled! People will say it wrong all the time!

Boorman: What are they doing?

Elora, facepalming: They’re arguing about which last name they get to use when they get married.


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1 year ago

Kit: Always strive to eat the stars. Boorman: Aren’t they too hot? Jade: Blow on them first, idiot. Wow.


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