You Know Sometimes I Want To Be In A Band Cause That’d Be Fucking Cool But Other Time I Want To Date

If you look into a mirror and says “Phil Collen sucks” three times, Steve Clark will appear, slap you, apologize, then leave.

Imagine not being in love with them, couldn’t relate

Luke: I'm Luke Skywalker

Han Solo: Hi, Kid.

Luke: You can call me Luke.

Han Solo: Alright , Junior.

Luke: What... my name is Luke!

Han Solo: Ok, blondie.

Luke: I... You are always like this?

Han Solo: You mean cool and handsome? Yes, Princess.

Luke:

Han: I hate being touched.

Han: The last time I touched another person was in 1963. In hand-to-hand combat.

Leia: Luke is literally hugging you right now.

Han: This means nothing.

i ship jackie and hyde but i also ship me and hyde

me: only deep and meaningful lyrics get to me

axl: ZAP HIM AGAIN! ZAP THE SON OF A BITCH AGAIN!

me: 

Me: *Sees fanart of one of my ships being cute and in love*

Me: Awwww

Me: *Notices that one or both of them is wearing a wedding ring*

Me: AaaAaaaawwkskdowkdkad

Bitch I’m crying

The truth is that Han only cared for Luke

Every time he is about to leave Luke was the one reason he stayed

See: Han was about to leave when he knew Luke didn't come back yet so he went looking for him instead

He helped Luke when he was trying to destroy the death star

He only helped Ray and Finn agreeing to take them to the rebel base because they saud they have a map of where Luke was

Every time Han decided to leave or stay away and every time he came back for Luke

This is iconic

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Facts

me looking at 80s joe:

me looking at 90s joe:

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My two husbands

Han Solo // Poe Dameron

- great but arrogant pilots (can fly/drive anything) - had criminal past (spice running), but decided to change - excellent conversationalists (well, they think so) - get along with Chewie really well  - like doing crazy dangerous stuff - have problems with subordination - love flying - have sarcastic sense of humor - cunning bastards  - love calling women ‘ladies’ - poseurs - have tension relationships with female friend (Leia/Rey) - outfits and hairstyle! - like to point a finger - DIFFICULT MEN - often annoyed at C-3PO - LOVE THE FALCON (call it ‘she’), although often become reason of troubles for beloved ship - unleashed (they love opening their chest) - still have inner child (their childish behavior lol)