Jbmascis - E D D I E T H E H E A D E R

The Batter: it’s called purification, sweetie, look it up ☺️💕 💅 💅

me, sobbing: no- no it absolutely isn’t you dumbass– you cretin- you absolute buffoon you dumbass stinky baseball man that’s MURDER

In 5 years time we're gonna have people asking for live streaming on tumblr just like how there's always people asking for group chats now

road to nowhere, talking heads |1985|

totally blown away to have found out this iconic scary picture is actually just of an animatronic halloween decoration. That picture and the Russian Sleep Experiment story had me in an absolute chokehold when i was a little kid, and even when i got older and accepted that it was fake, I still could never exactly account for what it was in that picture. Assumed it was some really good prosthetics, made for a macabre art piece or, I hoped, for some really obscure horror movie that I might be able to find someday. Nope! his name is Spazm and he’s from Spirit Halloween

marathoning the F13 series be like

the talking heads 1985

apparently the cops arrested fuckin Bicycles Georg today