Listen you guys what if they were to… idk…..
Swap clothes™
billy lenz (black christmas 1974) nsfw alphabet
requested: no
tw: smut
A= Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
he tries to clean you both off but he doesnt do much other than grab a rag and wipe off any cum
B= Body part (favorite body part their own or their lovers)
he likes his hands since he knows how useful they are
he likes your ass since it jiggles when you guys fuck
C= Cum (anything that has to do with cum basically)
hes gross and perverted, cums anywhere on you and cums alot, if you edge him long enough it will get in your hair from how hard he cums
D= Dirty secret (Pretty self explanatory)
likes to watch you fuck yourself, just know youll get endless phone calls of him teasing you and being a bitch until the next time you fuck
E= Experience (do they know what they’re doing)
he knows what to do, he just isnt sure how to do it
F= Favorite position
reverse cowgirl if youre on top
doggystyle if hes on top
(he likes to look at your ass alot)
G= Goofy (how serious are they)
hes kinda goofy when you have sex, he uses alot of pet names too
H= Hair (grooming habits)
he doesnt shave because 'its annoying to keep up with' (he knicked his balls once when he tried to shave and will never do it again)
I= Intimacy (in the moment romantic or rough/dirty)
hes rough and dirty when you fuck, he'll spit on you as well as choke and degrade you, hell throatfuck you and cum down your throat and on your face, he'll dig his nails into you wherever he can grab
J= Jack off (do they masturbate and how often)
he jacks off alot, yeah he has you but you cant always be at the sorority house and even if you are there, he likes to call you and tease you
K= Kink (kinks what they like possibly unusual)
choking, degrading, s&m, pet names, biting, spitting, dacryphyllia, praise, impact play, teasing, phone sex
L= Location (where they like to get it on)
anywhere as long as youre home alone
M= Motivation (things that makes them tick)
he loves to watch you go about your day, waiting for the perfect time to call you and get you hot and bothered, especially if its inconvienient for you
N= No (turnoffs or absolutely won’t do)
he'll try anything
O= Oral (receiving or giving and how skillful they are)
he likes recieving but he loves giving, he loves the way you taste and the way you squirm when you get close
P= Pace (how fast they are and how long they last in bed)
hes fast and rough but he only lasts 2-3 rounds
Q= Quickie (do they prefer fast and hard)
he loves quickies so much, he'll fuck you so many times throughout the day
R= Risk (do they like to try new things)
he loves the risk of getting caught, especially if you're loud, he'll fuck you in your room and in the attic and on your desk
S= Stamina (how many times they can go and how long each round lasts)
he can go for 2-3 rounds back to back and they last about 20 minutes each
T= Toys (are they game for using sex toys on themselves or lovers)
he loves toys, he'll use them on you and he lets you use them on him
U= Unfair (how do they tease or do they enjoy suspense themselves)
he doesnt like getting teased but he loves teasing you (hes a brat and secretly likes being teased but only a little bit)
V= Volume (are they loud, what sounds, and do they talk)
hes loud, he makes noises and uses pet names for you (he still talks in third person though)
W= Wild card (nsfw headcanon of any sort)
he'll let you peg him but you have to convince him to let you do that
X= X-ray (what’s down below in dem pants)
6.5 inches fully hard and kinda skinny but really veiny
Y= Yearning (sexdrive level)
his sex drive is through the roof omg
Z= Zzzz (do they sleep after if so how quickly after)
he'll half ass aftercare and then fall asleep right after
No I don't have a favorite oc wdym 🤨
Anyways, Illustration pose study I did with my bbg Magnolia
GIF version below
I drew some billy Lenz cusssss why not?
+ he has a terrible backstory, (in my opinion) an nice movie and he lives in the attic, dream of all the girls/boys/peoples!
why do people look at me funny when I say Billy lenz is my favorite character, like, look at him
why do people look at me funny when I say Billy lenz is my favorite character, like, look at him
quick Billy sketches and my random ass headcanons for this attic beast
-BILLY LENZ-
x greasy boy x - I`m talking sweaty cheeks and shiney forehead
x somehow the biggest pervert and the shyest person at the same time x - definitely not innocent tho *-*
x this man can draw x - at least in my head lol I get the messy starving artist vibes from him
x always covered in cathair x - he just loves Claude so much. you cant stop his love for that poor cat. – has cathair in his mouth most of the time
xhe is literally ✨RABID✨x
x Billy enjoys K pop a lot x - he`s an ARMY lol, he especially loves girl groups. He knows all the dances all the moves leave him alone he`s an idol
Claude and Billy
I'm sorry it's blurry, I have really shaky hands 😣
When the caller is in the house, the calls are coming from inside the house
Outfits based on horror films 🦴
Basically his time of the month!!! 🎄🎁☃️🕯️🦄
Merry Christmas (it's September)
This is the dumbest fucking thing I’ve ever made
If you know you know
Billy Lenz in the attic having fun
I don’t know why this part makes me laugh so hard
(video)
Okay ummm what about a Billy Lenz X reader who is just as nasty as him? I always see fics of billy being… well Billy and calling the reader a filthy piggy and the reader always has the same reaction to it. So I think it would be funny if they were like him and called him things like that and stuff- idk this sounds kinda stupid now that I’m reading it over again but oh well hopefully you understand what I mean :,)
Alright anon, my love <3. I hope you enjoy!
Warnings: explicit language, dirty talk, submissive male, mutual maturbation, masturbation, female reader, phone sex and any more I forgot
Billy always called the sorority when he felt that strange feeling build up in his stomach. He usually felt it after watching you, even when you did the most mundane of things. Like that time he hid in your closet and rubbed one out while you studied for an upcoming exam. Every time he called you never answered, even though he hoped you would.
He never thought you could be as naughty as him.
"Y/N! We're going to the store! Do you need anything?" Barb called out from the door.
"Just some smokes!" You yelled back, not raising your head from the book you were focused on.
"Way ahead of you..." She murmured before closing the door as the rest of the house left. You turned back to your book. It was getting to the good part, the killer chasing the poor girl through the streets. As you pictured the scene in your head, you felt a tingling between your legs. You rubbed your thighs together in hopes to get some sort of relief.
Little did you know, the brown haired man was watching you from the attic, stroking his cock at a furious pace, trying to bring himself to climax. He cried out as he came into his hands, but it wasn't all of it. He whimpered as he tried again, but his attempts were for naught. He slowly crawled over to the phone, picking it up and calling the number of the house.
You heard the phone rings and you put you book down, sighing as you walked down the stairs. You picked up the Phone and heard moaning from the other end.
"Hah~ Pretty piggy! Hahaha! You finally answered!" You heard the crazed voice yell into the receiver.
"Oh yeah? You touching yourself? Your stupid fucking cock all hard for me?" The moans amplified on the other end as you degraded him.
"Oh fuck!~ Pretty p-piggy! So naughty, just like Billy! Hahaha- fuck!" His moans interrupted his maniacal laughter.
You hated to admit it, but his moans turned you on.
"God, your disgusting Billy. Its cute~" You moaned into the receiver to rile him up.
"B-billy...cute?" He asked in between his moans.
"Yes Billy, you're cute." You said into the receiver as you slipped your hand into your pants.
"N-AH!" He yelled out as he came, body writhing in pleasure.
"There you go slut, let it all out~"
I hope this is what you meant Anon! All the loves -Kai <3
Me when Billy Lenz:
Merry Christmas darling~🔞
Billy Lenz x f!reader
Warnings: Somnophilia, Vulgar language, The nasties✨, Classic Billy, Head (f receiving), P in V, Porn without plot, Mommy kink
Word Count: >500
A/n: this one is quite short but a lot of fun to write! This was not recommended and writers block made this my post for today. Even though its short, I think its good. Enjoy! All the loves, Shady <3
!Minors DNI!
You awoke to the sound of slurping and you yelped at the intrusion between your legs. Billy groaned as he looked up at you to see you awake. He smiled against your cunt as he stuck his tongue out. He swirled his tongue around and sucked on your clit. You threw your head back, head still foggy from sleep. You arched your back as he stuck his tongue into your pussy and moved it around skillfully.
Your vision turned blurry and you crossed your eyes when you came. Your body writhed as he held your cunt flesh to his mouth, fluids splashing into his gaping maw. He swallowed your cum with a smile on his face. He murmured something intelligible as he sat up, wiping his face.
He lent up to kiss you as he struggled to undo his belt. He pulled off his sweater when he pulled out of the kiss and yanked off his pants while mumbling about "needing to fuck his pretty piggy". He planted desperate, sloppy kisses on your neck as he rutted his hips against your thigh.
"Such a pretty s-slut~ Such a good girl, letting Billy ride her thigh like this- f-fuucccckkkk that feels so good!~" He moaned loudly, not caring if the other girls in the house heard. He tugged off his boxers and rubbed his tip against your entrance.
He groaned as he rubbed his shaft against your nether regions. He looked up at you as he pushed inside of you. He moaned your name when he reached the hilt, your breath hitching in your throat at the stretch. He started to pound into you at a fast pace, causing you to grip the sheets and almost scream in ecstasy.
He smiled at you as he gripped onto the headboard, the whole bed creaking against the force of his thrusts. He gripped your hip as he fucked into you.
"Such a good piggy. Letting Billy fuck her dumb. Are you dick drunk already? Billy's juicy cock too much for you? How cute~" He moaned loudly as your cunt squeezed around him at his words.
He fucked into you faster with a gorgeous flush on his cheeks, brows furrowed. His grip on the headboard was so tight, you could've sworn you heard it crack.
"Fucking piggy cunt feels so good. Such a sloppy cunt. FUCK! Billy loves you soooo much! Mommy!~" That was the first time you heard him call you that.
In your lustful haze you called out to him. "C-call me thAT again." You moaned out.
Billy smiled at you and nodded happily. He started loudly moaning "Mommy!" and pounding into you. You could feel the coil in your stomach.
Tighter.
Tighter.
Tighter!
"I'm gonna!-" You cut yourself off with a scream of his name. Billy moaned loudly and fucked you through your high and into his. He mumbled and quickly pulled out and covered your thighs and stomach in his cum. He panted and looked at the mess he made.
"Naughty Billy. Made such a big mess…" He mumbled under his breath. He grabbed a cloth and cleaned his mess up before collapsing beside you
"Merry Christmas darling~"