*rhetorically* Why Tf Is This Wierd App So Wierd?

“just finished a 9 hour shift and the 40 hour shift factory”

> why

🤔

I wonder why the average human K/D is

prometheus, waking up for his shift at the liver-getting-torn-out factory: i think i’ll go out for some drinks later

secret technique: public urinal no jutsu

can’t wait to stare longingly and lustfully into the eyes of my royal advisor in court tn

not to be boringly wholesome but I think a medieval peasant would actually enjoy takis and mountain dew

a notification? for me 🥺🥺🥺?

oh right. that. i forgot about that.

i’m starting to think i won’t get to wittness a trump v desantis debate which is sad, but probably for the better :/

literally me

When u think the alcohol is gonna make y’all freakier but u start walking funny and she starts biting your ass