dinosaur: babe do u love me?
other dinosaur: ofc babe
david attenborough: the meteor will not hit their planet for another millennia. it is now, that their love may blossom
nothign wrong with me that an orgasm a glass of orange juice another orgasm tweleve hours of sleep another orgasm a fuckload of pasta another orgasm a hot bath anothe roorgasm a bullet to the head another orgasm taking up smoking anpther orgasm a large alcolgic beveerage and aother orgams wont fix
i think the old-fashioned top-loading washers and dryers make love but these new electronic ones only fuck.
the herds of machines in laundromats are merely cattle and can’t comprehend the warmth of a lovers arms.
laundromat vending machines like holding hands.
a notification? for me 🥺🥺🥺?
oh right. that. i forgot about that.
*chess voice* hamster to microwave interior
offsides is the en-pessant of football
i microwaved my spaghetti so much that the textures broke
“it’s not about you and me. it’s about us” i say to the tailgating F150 behind me as i stomp on the brakes.
Citing “person et al” is giving band name. Like me and the besties sciencing together <3
i promise i’ll start posting interesting graphs and datascience and other such stuff here soon.
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