Hello, Emergency? Yes, I Need To Know How Does One Transform Into A Piece Of Cigarette Paper.

You know how I said that I have a list of Gian Maria Volonté's characters in the dollars trilogy (El Indio and Ramone) that I want to write dirty fanfics for? Well, this is one off that list

It's written by me, altough I have a different name on AO3 than I do here.

Also, it is pretty heavy (non-con/r*pe, humiliation) so, if you're sensitive about these topics (nothing wrong with that!), you maybe want to skip this one. Reader discretion is advised.

Lastly, english is not my first language, but I promised I tried my best to avoid mistakes or silly wordings. If you find some, please notify me and I will correct them (again, to the best of my ability).

I hope you like it! Enjoy <3

Sharon Carter

Hello! As you may have guessed, this post will be about Sharon Carter and my opinion on her.

For the first, I want one thing to be clue - I like her. Really! She is a strong female character, an agent (which is supercool), she is propably really good at her work and she is a loyal friend. But here we go:

I don’t like her and Steve Rogers’ kiss. Nonono, listen here; I’m not angry at her, or on a Steve, I’m angry at that kiss itself. An that’s because:

I tought she is for Steve something like Natasha. A strong and loyal female friend who will punch in the face people you don’t like and she’s still here when you need to talk about things (no matter if they are crazy or serious, she will be there and help you if she can). But still - just as friends! (that’s not #friendzone , I just like to ship #stucky ). Which is I think wonderful status for character, so... Why didn’t MARVEL just let her stay that way?

Steve has a love interest! In cannon, he is with Peggy, and their love is presented as the most romantical ship (they are still in love for each other for more that 70 years being separated, if that isn’t romantical, then I don’t know what is), but in spite of that, Steve kissed another girl like... 5 minutes after his first love’s funeral?! That’s not romantic at all!!! (and also it’s not very respectfull for Peggy) 😡😤😟

She is his niece! Yeah, i know that technically she doesn’t have his DNA or something, but still... I’s weird as hell!

It makes her just another sexualized object in the movie (and social media too)! I think that it’s brutally unfair for Sharon, who is also really good agent of  S.H.I.E.L.D. and loyal hardworking friend and employee, to be seen like ,,villain” or ,,that girl who wants to ruin our beautiful ship (stucky).” I mean - instead of to be seen as ,,a girl who in Civil War helped to Captain America and his friends” (which will be super-feministic because girl hepled to the boys out of trouble, which is exactly that how feminism works), she is seen just as a ,,girl who in Civil War kissed Captain America.” And not just in the MARVEL, but also in eyes of fans. And that’s may the saddest thing here.

Why? Why she even kissed him? And if that just must happend, why it was meant as a romantical kiss? Really there isn’t any other way how to thank to the woman in movie than kiss? No really, I think that hug will  be more than enough (and also cuter), and nobody would prostest, because that movie will without that kiss work still as good as with it. It’s important scene and we don’t need that to happen to understand some future situations. So again - WHY?!?

So, here it is. Ufff, I just needed to write that out. My view is that:

   I like Sharon Carter. But not as Steve Rogers’ girlfriend.

This is important, so I need to reblog this <3

so i noticed

that since that whole “no porn no more” rule of tumblr has been installed, it became very hard to find fics. Before when I used to type in “bucky x reader” I got a ton of fics, old and new. But now it’s just a dozen of posts, and I can’t find any of my faves. Luckily, I have bookmarked a lot of my favourite MCU reader insert fics. 

Also, my own fics who I moved to this new blog had hundreds of notes in days - and now they have less than ten each. I assume because they don’t have the same visibility because they have bad words that tumblr no likey.

so here’s a list of authors (fics in next post) . Let’s spread these lists and reblog each other’s fics, because if Tumblr won’t let us find porn to read - we’ll find it for each other.

AUTHORS

@221bshrlocked

@thatonefromyourdreams

@youngmoneymilla

@fvckingavengers

@avasparks

@papi-chulo-bucky

@becaamm 

@ after-avenging-hours

@yesbucky

@ugh-supersoldiers

@lenavonschweetz

@persephone-is-here-omg

@loricameback (@loriwrites)

@theycallmebucky

You can try “Ivanka je nemocná”

,,Ivanka se sama koupe” or “Ivanka jde do školy”

These helped me a lot when learning my native language, hope it will help to you as well <3

Czechs, what are some cute little kids books that you read (or that were read to you) when you were learning how to read? Ya girl needs some top tier children’s Czech literature recs.

Hey, stop scrolling.

Everyone who is reading this: I’m so glad you’re alive. I’m so proud of you. You are loved. I’m here. Don’t give up, we’re almost there.

Pass it on.

Forest interior by moonlight — Caspar David Friedrich (1774-1840)

Bucky always loved #pink, but never got courage to wear it. Now he can and he's happier than ever before 🌸🌺❇️ #buckybarnes #hoodie #pinkhoodie #cute #cutebuckybarnes #stucky #cutestucky #cutebucky #fluff #warm #happy #lovewins💖🌈 #💋 https://www.instagram.com/p/CKD0R6Llzh1/?igshid=w7dmve0p3v3k

i can't believe arthur conan doyle wrote this scene

Saving this here for the next halloween

So when I was getting dressed today, I very quickly put on a lab coat and some cat ears, not even trying to have something coherent, just wanting to have some kind of costume, and then I used some eyeliner to draw some whiskers on my face, so, yeah, that's my costume, cat in a lab coat, does it make sense? no. who cares. Still wearing the same skirt and striped knee-high socks from yesterday, but that's just my work clothes.

But then when I got to my office in the physics department, one of my colleagues was immediately like, "Oh! Schrödinger's catgirl!"

Last song: Boys on the radio by Hole

Last film: The Misfits (with Marilyn Monroe, Clark Gable and Eli Wallach)

Last book: Tartuffe by Moliére (for my school homework, but it's genuinely good book)

Last TV show: I don’t watch TV shows much, but my friend is obsessed with House MD and puts the episodes on the big TV sometimes, so, that

Sweet/Savory/Spicy: Sweet all the way (I have a sweet tooth lol)

Last thing you googled: Soldier of Orange (film)

Looking forward to: When the school ends and I will finally have time for going out (also, hopefully, it will get more warm in summer)

Current obsession: Red dead redemption 2 (but I don't have time to play :( and also Marilyn Monroe

Thanks for getting tagged! ❤️

Tagging: @necesitotequila and whoever else wants to do this ❤️ (no pressure tough)

thanks for the tag @jamesclarkross :D

last song: according to my phone it's Total Eclipse of the Heart by Bonnie Tyler

last film: Conclave <3 with the besties

last book: Conclave lol, for the book club

last tv show: i don't remember ^^'

sweet/savoury/spicy: savoury

relationship status: singleee

last thing you googled: Primärumlaut was the last thing I looked up. the last thing I looked up on google was "glow in the dark condoms" lmao

looking forward to: lunch with the bestie

current obsession: James Norrington. he's such a fascinating character

tagging with no pressure @kin-n-n @sunshine3m @rialtoir @mustakrakisch @piraticaltimes @i-am-countess-olivia @keinbutterdieb @ernest-shackleton and whoever else who wants to do it, just say i tagged you