Alastair, A Guest: Can I Ask About The Menu, Please?

Alastair, a guest: Can I ask about the menu, please?

Matthew, a waiter: The men I please are none of your business.

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

Kit : ugh, I’ve always wanted to be a super spy. I even had a secret identity. In public, my dad would tell people I was someone else’s kid

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Tessa: I make it policy never to date a peasant!

Cecily: Same

Tessa: Aren't you engaged to Gabriel?

Cecily: Aren't you married to my brother?

Tessa: ...

Cecily: ...

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Matthew: *looks over at James* Poke

James: *without looking up from his book* Poke

Matthew: Poke *pokes James on his cheek*

James: Poke *pokes Matthew on the arm*

Matthew: Poke!

James: Poke!

Matthew: POKE

James: POKE

*a poke war ensues that somehow ends up on the floor with Christopher on top thinking it was a hug party*

Thomas:

Thomas: WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING RIGHT NOW???

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Tessa: Can I please stay in your room?

Jem: Why?

Tessa: Will and I played with a Ouija board and we cursed mine

Tessa: and Will isn’t much help. He doesn’t know how to banish spirits, so he just throws salt at them and yells: “Does this look like a hotel to you?!”

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Jem: Ok, Will, I know you mean well and everything, but please stop being a little bitch. We need to work together!

Will: Will do. But only if you take off your shirt for me.

Jem:

Jem: Weird flex but okay

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

Cecily: Will is in trouble again!

Gabriel: Yeah, well, I broke my leg… what did he do?

Cecily: He hit someone with a car. How did you break your leg?

Gabriel: … sOMEoNe hit me with a car

Will, in the background: Lightworm, are you coming or not? I don't care, but I'm going to pay the Silent City a visit now, with or without you.

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Tessa, looking around Kit’s room: That’s odd. There are takeout food containers in the trash...

Kit: That’s my dinner from last night.

Tessa: What’s odd is that they’re in the trash

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Any main TSC couple:

Magnus:

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

Christopher: *taking a sip out of a flask* You want some of this?

Matthew: Sure

Matthew: Is that soup, what the-

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Will: If anyone gives you any trouble, just tell them the fish don’t come knocking twice.

Jem: What does that even mean?

Will: They’ll know.

Jem: I highly doubt that.

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