i'm so insane about clary and simon in cols their bond is FLOURISHING
cassie's masterful ability to depict violations of consent in so many different ways across all genders without being egregious or harmful isn't discussed enough
City of Lost Souls (1983) - Rosa von Praunheim
I think the masses in any land are stupid, not just Germans.
Isabelle: Love is dumb
Isabelle, glancing at Simon: And I’m the dumbest bitch alive
I can't believe we all fogot about this
Lily: Me and Elliott are going to Taki's, wanna come?
Raphael: It's Elliott and I.
Lily: What?
Raphael: It’s “Elliott and I” not “Me and Elliott”
Lily: Yeah, actually it’s Elliott and I, because you’re not coming with us anymore.
Magnus: You’re late
Raphael: Don’t even start, I wasn’t even going to come
Magnus, looking at Alec: What an angle…
Catarina: Don’t you mean angel?
Magnus: I was talking about his jawline, I’m the angel here
Valentine: Ok, so, um, you’re like a son to me
Jace: Well, you raised me
Valentine: Exactly, so join me and we’ll kill all the filthy downworlders-
Jace: No
*Looks over to Clary*
Valentine: You’re like a son to me-
Clary: I’m out
12 years old Emma: By the angel, Jace is so cool!
*meanwhile*
Jace: There’s no water in this bottle
Alec: You have to open it first, Jace
Actual friendly reminder that Magnus (and apparently Alec too) reads comics and is probably part of the MCU fandom
Alec: Hey, you know what?
Kit: What?
Alec: I don’t know, I’m bad at conversation starters
Alec: FUCK THE CLAVE
Magnus, sighing: Honey, you ARE the clave
Kidnapper: Did you order a pizza?
Simon: … maybe
Kidnapper: So, you found a phone and instead of calling someone for help, you ordered a pizza?
Simon: Are you mad that I used your card?
Kidnapper: You wHaT?
Jace: you see, I just realized I have two ears so it’s a waste to listen to just one thing.
Alec: let me get this straight
Alec: you’ve only just realized you have two ears?
Jace: I’ve killed more demons than I can count
Jace: Because I’ve killed a lot of demons
Jace: Not because I can’t count very high
Simon, meeting the TMI gang after losing his memories: Wait, demons and are real? I thought they were just something made up to scare children... like vitamins
Magnus: Vitamins are real
Simon: Well, now I'm thinking they might be...
Valentine: Voyages are like children
Valentine: You delete the ones that don’t succeed
Jocelyn: wHat?
Any main TSC couple:
Magnus:
Simon: Hey, what is your greatest fear?
Alec: Losing a loved one
Simon: That’s deep…
Simon: … mine is the kool aid man, but I feel kinda stupid about it now
Kit: I know you’re a hero in the Shadow World, but what about the mundane side?
Jace: No, I’m wanted in six states for arson
Kit:
Jace: and homicide