The Types As I Know Them

The types as I know them

ISFJ

-wants to cuddle always

-loves fuzzy socks

-gives you gifts when you’re sad

-wonderful baker

-SO BOOK SMART

-takes ten minutes to get a joke

-super athletic

Istp

-tough as nails

-doesn’t really care about humans

-would take a bullet for a dog

-really loves food

-super smart but won’t admit it

-good at literally everything, but gets bored and drops whatever it was.

-SUCH A GOOD WRITER WOW

-has such an edgy dark vibe

Entp

-Vegan (not for animals just to be different & “healthy”)

-gainsss fanatic

-obsessed with plants

-probably a psychopath

-hyped when around friends

-tries extremely hard to get their crap together, but their organization fades away.

-we share the same humor

INTJ

-so, so many puns

-sends the most bizarre IG videos to the group chat

-everybody LOVES her, but she hates 99% of people.

-loves vanilla shakes

-reads so freaking much

-has at least 5 guys in love with her and her reaction is “meh”

-blushes a lot

ENTJ

-such a douche, honestly

-SO GOOD AT LITERALLY ANYTHING

-wants to own a coffee shop one day

-finds everyone inferior

-never tries because there is no competition

-got a 32 on the ACT and isn’t going to college just cuz

-actually really romantic

-has your back like nobody else

INTP

-in his head ALL the time

-actually cares a lot

-snarky comments constantly

-really logical

-can figure anything out

-he is impossible to read

-told me he hasn’t cried for 4 years

-can’t figure out what to do in life

-LOYAL AF

ESFJ

-Done with bs before it starts

-such a goober

-really easy going but a lot of fun

-mediocre intellectually, but could get amazing grades if he applied himself

-has been saying he’s gonna break up with his gf for months and still hasn’t

-plays baseball

-JOCK®

ENFP

-makes weird noises constantly

-so sweet to everyone

-every girl I know is in love with him

-very protective over family/friends

-has a good heart

ENFJ

-just wants the world to be a better place

-in color guard

-so smol

-blames herself for anything that goes wrong

-the SWEETEST

-posts wayyyyy too many heartfelt IG pictures

-loves to paint

-cares

INFJ

-SWEET

-feels awkward

-when she gets mad it’s really funny because she doesn’t look mad at all

-loves nature

-SUPER SMART

-so humble