INTP: Where did you put my headphones?
ENTJ: On the third drawer of the dresser.
INTP: I had a system! And you ruined it!
ENTJ: That was not a system, you just randomly throw stuff on the floor
INTP: yes, that makes them easier to find
ENTJ: It's messy, so I cleaned it up for you.
INTP: NOW I AM SUPPOSED TO OPEN DRAWERS TO FIND MY STUFF?
ENTJ: touché
INTP: You can't change my life like this, first you made me have three meals a day, and see a doctor when I am sick and do my work before the last minute and now you are making me organised, this is too much.
ENTJ: honey, I am putting up with you. I think you can at least do the bare minimum for me.
INTP: FINE. But don't you dare book me an appointment with the psychologist again, she can't help me, I am more qualified than her.
ENTJ *sips coffee*: too late.
(intp x entj won so here's a little snippet into their domestic life)
(ps: more ship dynamics with other types coming soon)
Nancy Drew (2019): Nancy Drew: ENTJ 5w6
Myers Briggs: ENTJ
Te: Nancy is logical and takes a step by step approach to solving mysteries. She always searches for evidence to prove her hunches correct, and is objectively logical and detached from her own emotions when working on a case. She is practical and has little patience for irrelevant emotional expressions and is instead task oriented.
Ni: Nancy is extremely intuitive about people and relies heavily on her hunches to figure out what’s really going on. She is analytical and good at making connections that allow her to find the culprit of a crime. She has a strong vision for her future before she loses her mother and needs to take a break to recover.
Se: Nancy can be very impulsive at times, but her actions always help her achieve her greater goal. She is aware of her physical environment and knows how to push people’s buttons.
Fi: Nancy is closed off and distant, fearing emotional connection after losing someone so important to her. She does, however, love her friends and family very dearly. She’ll do anything to protect them, like solving Lucy Sable’s suicide to save Carson Drew or lying that the Hudsons are innocent to save Ace, while still feeling guilty and not her authetic self.
Enneagram: 5w6
Nancy keeps to herself and is very closed off. She is very secretive and relies on her knowledge of the world around her to solve her problems. She is curious and inquisitive. Nancy distrusts people and has a counterphobic 6 wing. She faces challenges head on so that she and her loved ones don’t get hurt. She comes to rely on her friends for support and security when she learns to let people in again.
Instictual Variant: sp/sx
Nancy is independent and self reliant. She keeps to herself most of the time and prefers to work alone, refusing help from others in the beginning. She forms intense one- on- one bonds with certain people, like Nick. She can be very impulsive at times and quick to anger. She is so- blind and sometimes not aware of what the group wants and has a tendency to go rogue to protect her friends.
OSPP Temperament: Melancholic Choleric
Nancy is a perfectionist who cares about the truth. She wants to solve cases because she is interested in the truth and doing things right. She is analytical and detail oriented when solving cases, and discovers things the police miss. She is also pragmatic and wants to accomplish goals. She is detached and cold, and does not show emotion.
Attitudinal Psyche: LVEF
1L Confident Logic: Nancy believes in a logical explanation for everything. She has a hard time believing in the supernatural until confronted with evidence she can’t deny. She is methodical about finding evidence for Tiffany Hudson’s murder and Lucy Sable’s suicide. She can become frustrated with people when they are not being logical.
2V Flexible Volition: Nancy is a good leader, but can be flexible with her friends and not too pushy. She has no problem telling everyone else what to do, but also doesn’t mind if someone else takes charge. She is efficient and good at organizing her friends in order to accomplish a goal.
3E Insecure Emotion: Nancy has a hard time expressing her emotions and is very closed- off. She is prone to outbursts and has poor regulation over her own feelings. She generally prefers to rely on logic over her own feelings and is skeptical over her own emotions.
4F Unbothered Physics: Nancy isn’t overly concerned over her environment and has a very messy room. She isn’t very focused on her physical senses.
ISFJ
-wants to cuddle always
-loves fuzzy socks
-gives you gifts when you’re sad
-wonderful baker
-SO BOOK SMART
-takes ten minutes to get a joke
-super athletic
Istp
-tough as nails
-doesn’t really care about humans
-would take a bullet for a dog
-really loves food
-super smart but won’t admit it
-good at literally everything, but gets bored and drops whatever it was.
-SUCH A GOOD WRITER WOW
-has such an edgy dark vibe
Entp
-Vegan (not for animals just to be different & “healthy”)
-gainsss fanatic
-obsessed with plants
-probably a psychopath
-hyped when around friends
-tries extremely hard to get their crap together, but their organization fades away.
-we share the same humor
INTJ
-so, so many puns
-sends the most bizarre IG videos to the group chat
-everybody LOVES her, but she hates 99% of people.
-loves vanilla shakes
-reads so freaking much
-has at least 5 guys in love with her and her reaction is “meh”
-blushes a lot
ENTJ
-such a douche, honestly
-SO GOOD AT LITERALLY ANYTHING
-wants to own a coffee shop one day
-finds everyone inferior
-never tries because there is no competition
-got a 32 on the ACT and isn’t going to college just cuz
-actually really romantic
-has your back like nobody else
INTP
-in his head ALL the time
-actually cares a lot
-snarky comments constantly
-really logical
-can figure anything out
-he is impossible to read
-told me he hasn’t cried for 4 years
-can’t figure out what to do in life
-LOYAL AF
ESFJ
-Done with bs before it starts
-such a goober
-really easy going but a lot of fun
-mediocre intellectually, but could get amazing grades if he applied himself
-has been saying he’s gonna break up with his gf for months and still hasn’t
-plays baseball
-JOCK®
ENFP
-makes weird noises constantly
-so sweet to everyone
-every girl I know is in love with him
-very protective over family/friends
-has a good heart
ENFJ
-just wants the world to be a better place
-in color guard
-so smol
-blames herself for anything that goes wrong
-the SWEETEST
-posts wayyyyy too many heartfelt IG pictures
-loves to paint
-cares
INFJ
-SWEET
-feels awkward
-when she gets mad it’s really funny because she doesn’t look mad at all
-loves nature
-SUPER SMART
-so humble