Stereotypical New Yorker Peter Parker Has My Entire Heart ESPECIALLY If Tony Is Clueless

I KNOW! YOU KNOW!

Vick: Just tell me what happened.

Gus: Shawn stole my thesaurus!

Shawn: He peddles falsehoods.

Some of Shawn Spencer's old jobs

Apparently the USA website had a game concerning Shawn's resume. Here's the list that game revealed (Gotten here but thought I'd repost on Tumblr)

Obviously, the timeline has gotten a bit screwy in places (The first job is a bit sus: San Pedro is 3 hours from SB, bit far since should have still been in high school) as the show went on but we're missing half of his jobs so...

Lifeguard, San Pedro, CA (1994-1995)

Desk Clerk at Hampton Inn, Austin, TX (1995-1996)

Construction of Mardi Gras Parade Floats, Algiers, LA (1997-1998)

Water Ski Instructor, Silverton, CO (1998-1999)

Constituent Relations, El Paso, TX (1999)

Concession Vendor at Turner Field, Atlanta, GA (July 9-12, 2000)

Mystery Shopper, Santa Barbara (2000-2001)

Concessions Vendor at Safeco Field, Seattle, WA (July 8-12, 2001)

Driver, Oscar Mayer Wiener Mobile, Madison, WI (2001-2002)

Concession Vendor at Miller Park, Milwaukee, AI (July 8-11, 2002)

Tour Guide at Graceland, Memphis, TN (2002)

Christmas Light Hanger, Santa Barbara, CA (2002)

Event Planner, Santa Barbara, CA (2003)

Concessions Vendor at Cellular Field, Chicago, IL (July 12-16, 2003)

Raft Guide, San Jose, Costa Rica (2003-2004)

Concessions Vendor at Minute Maid Park, Houston, TX (July 11-16, 2004)

Customer Service for Ben and Jerry's, Burlington, VT (2004)

Foot and Ankle model, Seattle, WA (2005)

Concessions Vendor at Comerica Park, Detroit, MI (July 10-15, 2005)

English Teacher, Kho Samui Thailand (2005)

Assistant Chair for Yacht Racing, Newport Beach, CA (2006)

Psych (2006)

We're not told when he worked in a candy store or at an acupuncture clinic or when he went to Argentina

Henry: If your friends jumped off a bridge, would you?

Shawn: Dad, you've met my friends. Gus wouldn't set foot near a bridge without a parachute, Jules has too much of a will to live and Lassie would push me off before I got a chance to jump.

i screamed loudly inside the theater

are we still going insane about thunderbolts bc I don’t wanna seem crazy

Psych incorrect quotes: a series (cont.📻🔥🧑‍⚖️)

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Shawn: Well, while you guys were over there being boring, I made us a theme song with my theramin!

Shawn: *plays a few opening notes*

Lassiter: *grabs it and tosses it into the middle distance*

Shawn: Hey! Do you have any idea how hard it is to find a good pocket theramin?

Lassiter: Oh, I’m counting on it

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Juliet: what’s a word stronger than ‘hot’?

Lassiter: ‘scalding’

Gus: ‘sultry’– no no, ‘torrid’

Shawn: ‘Shawn’

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*during season 1 episode 12*

Shawn: If it pleases the court, I would like to say that my opponent is talking shit

absolutely love how in High Noon-ish when shawn and gus are trapped in the cave, there are multiple shovels and pickaxes just lying around, yet gus’ first thought is to tunnel his way out with a spoon

The woe of being into old shows that have since gotten a TV show or movie reboot so all I see when I look it up is the reboot 😔

The horses in his brain are not ok

Shawn: I sense… I feel… There’s something sinister and dark brewing nearby…

Gus: Shawn, that’s a coffee maker.