I'm sensing... I'm sensing that you're a little bitch. The spirits recommend that you shut the fuck up.
Maybe shawn is like an actual psychic.
I was just watching season 4 episode 5 "shawn gets the yips" and he just called lassie, who bended to pick up the Phone right as a shot fires at where his head was. Like that one phonecall saved his live. Why is noone talking about this!
The only things that shawn mentioned that i remember were tears for fears and maroon 5.
what kind of music would the gang listen to?
(specifically shawn cause i need it for a fic but also anyone else)
Juliet is stronger than me fr, i would have broken up with shawn after this shit.
I distinctly remeber judging abigail hardcore after she met up with henry after shawn told her not to. Then he turns around and does this shit.
Its alright. Still love him though.
I have now thought of lassie as deadpool and i'm going insane
Just think about it. We have never seen shawn and spiderman in the same room. Ya feel me?!?
Just think about it. We have never seen shawn and spiderman in the same room. Ya feel me?!?
I read a fic where he just passes the duck Out becaus he was at a hat convention with gus.
It was epic
Shawn Spencer walks into a room full of people wearing hats and takes instant psychic damage
They are 2 geniusses who make a conscious decision to be idiots
I like to believe that Gus is a full blown 300 IQ genius because then there'd be a rational explanation to his character conveniently spurting the relevant hyper-specific fact of the moment and he befriended Shawn because game recognises game, Shawn was the only one who could challenge him. Gus is tidy genius and Shawn is chaotic genius.
This is so incredibly real of u and i have the same issue. Except i Just don't have the patience. HELP
I can’t write psych fanfic bc I just don’t have the correct voices in my head (not like that) but I do have ideas. Thinking of sharing them with the world in hopes that someone else will write it for me
So real.
I love you.
hi unpopular opinion, feel free to roast me, but i hate juliet x gus so much actually. i either love or am indifferent to like every other ship in this show (((and im only 6 seasons in so maybe something happens later on that'll change my mind))) but it just feels like theres nothing there and it's just like "oh who's left over after shassie"
Like in that episode where they go on the dating show and the bachelorette thinks Gus and Shawn are in love with each other. Or in that episode where Juliet has to fake date online and to keep her cover Shawn grabs lassie and acts all lovey dovey and he even grabbed Lassiters ass.
It still baffles me how shawn isn't cannonly Bisexual . Usually I don't mind if things like that aren't cannon , bc it can be subtle or just a little headcannon. Shawn tho really obviously displays intrest in both men and women , yet is still regarded as stright.
It is just kind of odd to me. That man isn't just comfy in his sexuality , because Gus is pretty comfy in his as a stright dude and I don't think of him as being gay/bi ect (u can think what u like tho and all are epic 💪).
Shawn acts very questionable a lot of the time. In season 1 he was borderline flirtatious (or full on) with Lassiter , and across the shows run there are several questionable comments he makes, or other characters make about his intrest in both men and women. Maybe I'm projecting on him too much or smth, idk , but some stuff he said man just raises eyebrows sometimes.
Out of my three favorite comedies (IASIP, Community, Psych), Psych probably is the only one I'd trust with my drink
plus bonus shassie bc I love them (image from this post):
Okay! You got me! I cheated! It’s shameful, but at least it’s honest work.
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Juliet: If you love something, set it free
Gus: If it comes back to you, it’s meant to be
Lassiter: If it doesn’t, hunt it down and kill it
Psych (2006) really is just "Hi, we're detectives with the police department, and here's this weird guy who follows us around. No we can't stop him. We like him. Also here's his best friend. We can't stop him either. We tried."
Chief Vick: Why are you four drenched in blood?!?!
Shawn: Um, Gus had a nosebleed?
Lassiter: Don’t worry. It’s not ours…
Chief Vick:
Chief Vick: Do you have any idea how much paperwork I’m going to have to do now?
Juliet: They’re just being dramatic, Chief. It’s not blood.
Gus: Shawn ran into a shelf while we were investigating a paint store.
Shawn: Okay, maybe I messed that up
Henry: Uh, yeah, that’s apparent
Shawn: Actually, you’re a parent
Henry:
Shawn: Mine, specifically
Stranger: Aww he's so cute!
Jules: Thanks, he's a rescue!
Lassie: Please stop telling people that O'hara.
Shawn: I am beginning to think we made a mistake.
Gus: What gave it away? The guards, the sirens?
Gus: or oh, I don't know, THE gunshots?
The horses in his brain are not ok
Shawn: I sense… I feel… There’s something sinister and dark brewing nearby…
Gus: Shawn, that’s a coffee maker.
The whole way through 2x11 There’s Something About Mira, I kept hearing Mira as Mirror and it spawned this disaster of a pickup line.
Gus: (sees Mira)
Gus: Are you starting with the Man In The Mira? Because I am so into you…
Shawn: Dude. You literally just divorced.
carlton lassiter definitely has a sign at his house that says “trespassers will be shot. survivors will be shot again.”
it is also specifically addressed to a certain psychic detective who keeps showing up uninvited, bearing gifts of pineapples, despite the increasingly growing number of signs which don’t seem to do anything.
absolutely love how in High Noon-ish when shawn and gus are trapped in the cave, there are multiple shovels and pickaxes just lying around, yet gus’ first thought is to tunnel his way out with a spoon
Wait no I have something to retroactively liveblog actually. Y'know how offended Lassie was at the suggestion he'd like Goochberg? I actually thought they'd hook up or something, but not because of similarities to Lassie but because of her similarities to Shawn. To me, Lassie is just really into over the top people who annoy him and lbr, American Duos proved me right in that regard!!!
Omg- I’m actually crying. Lassie and Goochberg hooking up would be something I’d never recover from. I’m wheezing, but Lassie’s a lanky freak so it wouldn’t surprise me in the slightest bit if they did. Lmaoooo.
Lassie is into cuckoo chaotic people. I mean, his wife a good example of that. Marlow is bonkers but I fucking love her so much.
American Duo’s a fantastic example. That lady was a whole new flavour of crazy and he was like 👀💅🏻✨ after a while.
Lassie’s type is the equivalent of that meme video of “Well, mark me down as scared and horny-” Lassiter is extremely weird and odd (or might I even say, “queer”) in every single way possible but he’s so endearing and I just adore him.
I have not much new to liveblog (tho i did make a psych side blog, @lassiesloveoflarping ) but I gotta know: is the fact that the episode titles are Like That because Shawn names them canon/word of god, or do we simply know because of how cool and sexy we all are?
We as Psych fans (Psychos) know how cool and sexy we all are. The Psych fandom is so fucking hilarious and wholesome all at once. I remember when I first watched Psych and thought “Omg, I’m like Shawn & Lassie as one entity” because I’m chaotic like Shawn, I say movie & TV show references on the daily, make dumb ass jokes at times where everyone is probably like “really?..” and I’m just like “but the joke was pretty funny, right?” Then I’m like Lassie in the sense of being totally over it, having a resting bitch face, sticking to facts alone, being emotionally constipated, but also pathetic in a sexy & endearing way. Lmaoo. I love the Psych fandom so much that it’s insane.
When Shawn started rambling off Lassie & his ship names I started laughing so hard when I first saw it because he literally has no shame. Lassie being in pure horror and dread just made it even funnier. Shawn flirting with Lassie & basically any person who walks this planet is just a mood and I love it. Lol.
Lassie secretly does love Shawn though. Like, all of the characters who are so over Shawn’s BS all secretly love him and his chaotic nature. It’s honestly very sweet. The creators of the show did such an amazing job giving them such an amazing dynamic.
Like in the episode where Shawn was shot (Season 4 Episode 9: Shawn Takes A Shot In The Dark) and Lassie, the one who is known to dislike Shawn and just looking at him makes Lassie wanna lay in the street, mainly referred to Shawn by his first name, genuinely wanted to find him, was very persistent on finding him firsthand, even though he didn’t want Henry involved, still allowed Henry to join him because he understood that that was Shawn’s dad & was indeed a good cop in his day, called Shawn “Detective” as a way of complimenting his bravery, survival skills, deductive skills, and firearm aim, etc.
Then we have Shawn, who we know makes fun of Lassiter and mocks him at any given time to annoy him, immediately tried phoning him after he couldn’t get through to Gus when this were getting serious, when he was being choked by the kidnappers while Lassie & Henry were outside, he tried saying Lassie’s actual first name “Carlton” but it was blocked because of him getting choked, trusted that he would be found by Lassiter, his dad, and the rest of his friends, etc. It showed that even though Shawn gives Lassie shit, he genuinely trusts Lassie, knows he good at his job, knew that if something was wrong and if Gus didn’t pick up, to get ahold of Lassiter.
They both give each other so much shit but they both do genuinely care for each other. It’s very much seen as the show continues. It’s also very much shown in the second Psych movie “Psych 2: Lassie Come Home” when Shawn holds Lassie’s hand as he was sleeping. The actor (James Roday Rodriguez) did that for a different reason as well because Timothy Omundson (Lassie) had just recovered from a major stroke that could’ve ended his life. So, it was a welcome back sort of thing and a way of comforting him. I literally adore basically every single character & episode within the Psych series and I adore the cast even more. They’re all so sweet. I know they all want to make more Psych movies together buttttt they’re all busy people.
This kinda turned into a whole different rant but oh well- Lmaoo. 💛🍍💛