But Guys. This Is So Incredibly Important.

Somewhat inspired by my last reblog, imagine First Contact 'bots not knowing what is and isn't okay for humans to eat, and being overly cautious about anything and everything their charges want to eat.

Human: *chewing*

Bot: "What's in your intake?"

Human: "..." *chewing faster*

Bot: "HEY, STOP THAT!"

I wanna build my own cottage in the forest just far enough from a village or town that they know about me but just think I'm a shut in but don't know the truth......... I am really a beautiful woman who hides away in the forest like it's well kept secret.

If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.

ENTRY LEVEL MEANS NO EXPERIENCE. IT MEANS NO PORTFOLIO OF RELEVANT SAMPLES. ENTRY LEVEL IS ENTRY LEVEL

Anyone know any good text to speak?

I feel like that would be good to have when your reading fan fictions just like let me knit and listen to some fanfics

So. Does this mean in radiodust fics Angel gets to tell Charlie "i fucked your dad" or like—

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Sometimes I forget that Hermes is TALL.

what a shame it would be if this were to be rebloged by a bunch of people, spreading the message further than the original reddit post could have ever reached.

I think the greatest thing about tumblr is that fucking employers will know nothing about this. Like no joke we can remain anonymous and like post just the stupidest of shit and no one will ever know. Good luck pining this on me idiot