Tiny-chi-sai - Fairy Plesant Brownie

Somewhat inspired by my last reblog, imagine First Contact 'bots not knowing what is and isn't okay for humans to eat, and being overly cautious about anything and everything their charges want to eat.

Human: *chewing*

Bot: "What's in your intake?"

Human: "..." *chewing faster*

Bot: "HEY, STOP THAT!"

Anyone know any good text to speak?

I feel like that would be good to have when your reading fan fictions just like let me knit and listen to some fanfics

Sometimes I forget that Hermes is TALL.

I think the greatest thing about tumblr is that fucking employers will know nothing about this. Like no joke we can remain anonymous and like post just the stupidest of shit and no one will ever know. Good luck pining this on me idiot

If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.

ENTRY LEVEL MEANS NO EXPERIENCE. IT MEANS NO PORTFOLIO OF RELEVANT SAMPLES. ENTRY LEVEL IS ENTRY LEVEL

Decided some text this is what I got so far

Secret magic recipe

The sign says: Laboratory again in angel text

The door says: A new beginning to form a new end

Top under Paradise Lost: Angel Territory

Chain port says: Full of Poo

And the last says: No mans land

Heart of Saint Andrew?

Litterbug

And thats all I got so far but I am

Working on decoding these frames

Wish me luck

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

Okay I thought I posted this already but I guess it didn’t post, hooray for shitty internet

But guys. This is so incredibly important.

Please please please please I am begging anyone who sees this to reblog it.

Reblogs and bumping are free, and with this knowledge, medical bills could be too.

This could literally save someone’s life and everyone needs to know about it

you punch nazis!

(requested by anonymous)