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will we ever get a face reveal 😳

uhhh,,, probably not in photo form any time soon

but i can offer you this drawing

What game have you spent the most amount of hours on?

Denmark 🇩🇰: Fall guys

Norway 🇳🇴: Subnautica

Iceland 🇮🇸: Human fall flat

Sweden 🇸🇪: Minecraft

Finland 🇫🇮: Phasmophobia

Lizard: Portal 2 since I’ve been playing that for like 7 years now lmao

Cereal: Probably valorant or minecraft cause those are my stress relievers.

What else do you all do? Aside from gamming :'0

Denmark 🇩🇰: I have a new hobby every week lmfao, but recently I’ve been binge watching true crime videos on youtube

Norway 🇳🇴: I like listening to and playing music, I play a few instruments and like a lot of different genres, I’ve always found music fascinating

Iceland 🇮🇸: I also like listening to music, but I also like art too. I love painting and drawing, and I’ve recently started trying digital art too

Sweden 🇸🇪: I love gardening and taking care of plants, Fin always calls me a plant dad

Finland 🇫🇮: I like baking in my spare time, although I always seem to make WAY too much for the 5 of us... No one complains though ;)

Favourite Games?

Idk if you meant Nordics or admins so you’re getting both :P Here’s our top 3s:

Denmark 🇩🇰: Fall guys, human fall flat, overcooked 2

Norway 🇳🇴: Subnautica, portal 2, minecraft

Iceland 🇮🇸: Mario kart, fall guys, human fall flat

Sweden 🇸🇪: Minecraft, the sims, overcooked 2

Finland 🇫🇮: Phasmophobia, at dead of night, minecraft

Lizard🦎: Phasmophobia, subnautica, overcooked 2

Cereal 🥣: Valorant, Stardew, Phasmo, and honestly any game I play with lizard <3 

Ya'll drink? If so how much does it take for you to get wasted?

Oh yeah, of course ;)

Finland - easily has the highest alcohol tolerance, takes A LOT (and I mean A LOT) to get him wasted. Do not let him near objects that could be potentially harmful because he will accidentally on purpose kill a man while drunk.

Denmark - close second to Fin, also takes a lot to get him wasted but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t spend most of his life wasted anyway. Imagine his personality but x10 when he’s drunk (he might also spontaneously start crying for no apparent reason)

Sweden - also pretty good tolerance, but not as good as Den or Fin. Doesn’t get wasted often but when he does, it really is a sight to see - he’s super giggly when he’s drunk

Norway - again, pretty good tolerance, similar to Sve, but is definitely more willing to get completely wasted than him. Gets very clingy and affectionate when drunk, Denmark does not complain about this.

Iceland - a baby. Zero tolerance for alcohol. Rarely ever drinks, he’s not particularly interested in getting wasted anyway because he’s seen what the rest of the Nordics are like and he doesn’t want to embarrass himself like that. He did, however, get drunk once, and you can bet your ass Den and Nor still have a million photos and videos from that occasion.

Today is a very special day

IT’S NORWAY’S BIRTHDAY!!!!!

Everyone say happy birthday!!! Or even better, Gratulerer med dagen!!!

To celebrate, we made him bløtkake, and decorated it with his flag of course! :)

It was delicious! Everyone enjoyed it :)

We’re just going to spend a relaxed night in tonight, maybe play some games, maybe get absolutely piss drunk, who knows :D

-The Nordics

(Also, happy 17th May, Gratulerer med dagen, to any Norwegians out there :D -Lizard & Cereal)

Do the Nordic’s have any plans to do anything for Norway’s birthday?

Don’t tell him, but we’re going to make him a traditional Norwegian cake ;)

Other than that, we can’t really do much, so we’re just going to spend the night in together :)

-Fin 🇫🇮

How Gay Are You????

Denmark 🇩🇰: About 95%

Norway 🇳🇴: 110%

Iceland 🇮🇸: 0% gay, 0% straight, 100% aroace babey 😎

Finland 🇫🇮: a solid 80%

Sweden 🇸🇪: 91827383682729172726286473%

So... I got drunk and decided to attempt to do the asylum map in phasmophobia... On my own :) As you can see, it went REALLY well :) -Den 🇩🇰

NORWAY IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY SOON DO YOU HAVE ANY PLANS

Not really... It’s difficult to get out and actually celebrate these days...

I’ll probably just be online with the rest of the Nordics, I might make myself a cake if I can be bothered

I just want one day we’re we aren’t mistaken for each other okay????? We look completely different !-🇦🇽

I-

You do realise it was you that was the confused one, right? 😳

-Den 🇩🇰

What's everyone's favorite breakfast food? I had chicken nuggets for breakfast 😌

Denmark 🇩🇰: Is beer a breakfast food?

Norway 🇳🇴: No.

Finland 🇫🇮: Is vodka a breakfast food?

Norway 🇳🇴: NO

Iceland 🇮🇸: Is a single green bean a breakfast food?

Norway 🇳🇴: NO- WTF ARE YOU OKAY???

Sweden 🇸🇪: Is toast a breakfast food?

Norway 🇳🇴: NO- oh wait no it is, never mind, thank you for being normal

Sweden 🇸🇪: :)

What is the stupidest thing you've ever done? Bonus points if it includes Denmark lol.

Iceland 🇮🇸: Got in a car with Denmark at the wheel

Sweden 🇸🇪: Trusted Denmark to look after Sealand for 15 minutes

Finland 🇫🇮: Fought a bear with Denmark and had to drag him away before he got eaten alive

Norway 🇳🇴: Denmark.

Denmark 🇩🇰: Rude.

Denmark 🇩🇰: Anyway, one time I got angry at a fridge and kicked it and broke my toe

Denmark, try some Tesco spaghetti😳

I’d rather die, thank you

-Den 🇩🇰

for context: 

Do you all have ear piercings?? :0

Well, today we found a cool looking ruined portal in a cave, but I also got harassed by almost every mob ever (especially spiders), so I’m really not sure whether it was worth it or not. Also Den is a fucking idiot :) 

-Nor 🇳🇴

Den I hope you know that I still wish you’d die under mysterious circumstances so I can use the detective kit sealand got for Christmas last year to find out who did and.... send them a gift basket because they’ve finally did the one thing I never could delete a Dane.-🇦🇽🦇🦇

Iceland! What have you been up to lately?

Iceland: Well, I’ve been trying to learn guitar but... It’s not going that great

Norway: I offered to help him but he’s a stubborn little bitch who thinks he’ll be able to play welcome to the black parade 2 days after picking up a guitar for the first time

Iceland: ... Why are you so mean to me?

Norway: You know I love you really

Iceland:

We just had to find the perfect location for our wedding - obviously in a dark ravine was the best choice :)  -Swe 🇸🇪

ok so we know when denmark and norway are getting married... how about sweden and finland?

Sweden: Well, technically I already proposed to Fin when I offered him the cave flower in one of the first Minecraft videos, and he rejected me so...

Finland: Wait... You were being serious?

Sweden: 100%

Finland: I... I didn’t know that, I thought you were joking...

Sweden: Do you want me to ask you again?

Finland: ... Maybe...

Sweden: I’ll think about it

Finland:

Remember Dadmark vs Sonland? Well, now we have Dadland vs Sonmark too! Also, this game doesn’t work at all, but that just adds to the chaos doesn’t it?

-Den 🇩🇰

ice what’s ur favorite band

One Direction

-Ice 🇮🇸

Your favourite drunk idiots back at it again defusing bombs (well, attempting to... it didn’t go so well this time) 

-Fin 🇫🇮

How old do you hc the Nordics to be

Uhh, I never really had any massively specific answers to this except just “early 20’s ish”, so I’m going to just give you vague thoughts that I definitely didn’t make up on the spot lmao

Denmark - definitely the old man of the group. Probably like 23-24?

Sweden - close in age to Den, probably about 23

Norway - again quite close in age to Den and Swe, but definitely the baby out of them, so around 22

Finland - somewhere around 20-21, so again not a huge age difference

Iceland - absolutely the baby of the group, although that’s a given lmao. Around 16-17

-Lizard 🦎

Finland 🇫🇮: *sits down to do some work* I can do it! Super motivation activated!

Sweden 🇸🇪: *amusingly watches Finland knowing what's about to go down*

Finland 🇫🇮: *sees PARAMETRIC EQUATIONS* *rips book to shreds*

Sweden 🇸🇪: Shall we get ice cream?

Finland 🇫🇮: Yes 🥰

In today’s Minecraft episode: Iceland forgets what a pickaxe is, I torture Denmark by making him build a roof out of stairs, Finland simps over an enderman, Denmark fills the house with pumpkins, and Norway threatens Denmark with death for calling him a hoe. Quite interesting if you ask me. -Swe 🇸🇪

WHEN ARE DENMARK AND NORWAY GETTING MARRIED

Denmark: 4/20/69 😎

Norway: That’s too far away :(

Denmark: But... It’s the funny weed and sex numbers :(

Norway: :’(

Denmark: ... 4/20/21?

Norway: Much better :)

Denmark: Can I wear the dress?

Norway: You can wear a dress if you really want to

Denmark: :D

Update:

I got the hug :)

(Kind of)

-Nor 🇳🇴

Iceland! Mother's Day is coming up soon... What are you getting Norway 👀

Iceland: Norway is... Not my mother?

Norway: I still think I deserve a gift, I raised you

Iceland: Fuck off, I’m not getting you anything

Norway: :(

Iceland: ... You might get a hug if I’m in a good mood...

Norway: :)

Remember when Ice was complaining about how annoying Den is when he’s drunk? Well, turns out he’s just as bad after his 10th red bull :) -Fin 🇫🇮

Denmark 🇩🇰: Are you friendly?

Ghost: Kill.

Sweden 🇸🇪: We'll take that as a no.

Hey y'all, this is one of the few things Lizard and I have said during our streams, come check us out at our discord!

Invite link: https://discord.gg/pchymkdJMc

- Cereal 🥣