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Sweden 🇸🇪: Are you doing the limbo my friend?

Denmark 🇩🇰: No. I am doing the sEiZuRe.

Hey y'all, this is one of the few things Lizard and I have said during our streams, come check us out at our discord!

Invite link: https://discord.gg/pchymkdJMc

- Cereal 🥣

Norway 🇳🇴: Don't piss yourself.

Denmark 🇩🇰: It's okay, I've got a bottle.

Norway 🇳🇴: ( ͡❛ - ͡❛)

Denmark 🇩🇰: ( ͡❛ ▿ ͡❛)

Iceland 🇮🇸: ( ͡❛ ▭ ͡❛)

Sweden 🇸🇪: ( ͡❛ ェ ͡❛)

Finland 🇫🇮: ( ͡❛ ⍙ ͡❛)

Hey y'all, this is one of the few things Lizard and I have said during our streams, come check us out at our discord!

Invite link: https://discord.gg/pchymkdJMc

- Cereal 🥣

Denmark 🇩🇰: *using spirit box* Are you beautiful?

Ghost: Die.

Iceland 🇮🇸: Agreed.

Denmark 🇩🇰: *visibly hurting*

Hey y'all, this is one of the few things Lizard and I have said during our streams, come check us out at our discord!

Invite link: https://discord.gg/pchymkdJMc

- Cereal 🥣

Iceland! Mother's Day is coming up soon... What are you getting Norway 👀

Iceland: Norway is... Not my mother?

Norway: I still think I deserve a gift, I raised you

Iceland: Fuck off, I’m not getting you anything

Norway: :(

Iceland: ... You might get a hug if I’m in a good mood...

Norway: :)

Norway 🇳🇴: *using spirit box* Are you friendly?

Ghost: Attack.

Norway 🇳🇴: *sighs* ok.

SWEDEN what is your favorite item from IKEA

D J U N G E L S K O G

what gaming videos do you plan on releasing soon (don't have to answer if it would spoil anything)

It wouldn’t really be spoiling anything special to share lmao

I still have a ton of footage from previous recordings of fall guys, human fall flat, minecraft, portal 2, and a few other games soooo, just the usual really

We played Phasmophobia the other night and cereal was absolutely WASTED while we were playing, so hopefully once I manage to sort through the 4 HOURS of footage I’ll be able to get some pretty hilarious clips from that! I’m excited for y’all to see those once they’re finished :D

-Lizard 🦎

How do you decide which character says what?

Mainly just vibes tbh! Sometimes during the recording one of us will say something and I immediately know A) it’s getting put into the video, and B) which character will say it. Other times we end up having an extremely in-depth discussion about it while I’m editing lmao

Other times it just kinda depends on who hasn’t appeared in the video for a while. If I didn’t specifically try to include everyone, pretty much all of the videos would be Denmark and Iceland because that’s just who me and Cereal relate to most lmfao

-Lizard 🦎

Finland 🇫🇮: *using spirit box* Are you friendly?

Ghost: Kill.

Finland 🇫🇮: Fuck this shit I'm out.

I think this video should clearly prove who the better brother is ;) 

-Nor 🇳🇴

I’m invading Norway’s personal space without giving two shits. :)

- Denmark 🇩🇰 :3

Norway 🇳🇴: Yay! A piggyback in game :) 

Denmark 🇩🇰: 

Norway 🇳🇴: ….?

Denmark 🇩🇰: >///<

Norway 🇳🇴: *something clicks in brain* You bitch. That’s IT IM NOT PLAYING WITH YOU ANYMORE.

Denmark 🇩🇰: IM SORRY- 

I'm gonna eat pufferfish and you can't stop me >:3

Uhh, okay well good luck with that. I’m sure once you’ve recovered you can talk to Denmark about your traumatic experiences, he’ll understand.

-Nor 🇳🇴

I WILL COME FOR YOUR LAND YOU WITCH- 

- Passionate Icebaby 🇮🇸

F 🇫🇮: I found this poor hoglin stranded in the middle of the lava :(

S 🇸🇪: I believe he deserves it. After his family attacking you I think he should drown in lava. 

F 🇫🇮: Ber-

Don’t eat pufferfish, kids!  -Den 🇩🇰

I have successfully, accidentally placed pumpkins everywhere. I just want to eat PUMBKIN!

~ Denmark 🇩🇰

Do you ever simp so hard for an enderman that you feel sad when he’s hurting? Cause same. Sorry lizard, I couldn’t kill him. I feel like Finland would understand how I’m feeling... 

- Cereal 🥣

(bro he’s on fire he’s gonna die anyway -lizard 🦎)

Dirt? Dert? Dirbt? Dirth? Dirbt the musical?????? Complete silence? Who knows anymore. Anyway, here’s more minecraft -Ice 🇮🇸

Two introverts and an extrovert bullshit their way through public speaking, what could possibly go wrong? 

-Ice 🇮🇸 

(this video was recorded during one of our discord streams (https://discord.com/invite/pchymkdJMc) so please welcome special guest @never-enough-fandoms yet again)

Alternative titles for this video could be “watch me get overwhelmed for 2 minutes straight” or “MY RICE”

 -Den 🇩🇰 (this video was recorded during a stream on our discord server ( https://discord.gg/pchymkdJMc ) so please welcome special guest @never-enough-fandoms )

Cereal did you know you're p cool (lizard is cooler tho)

This is a joke i could never choose between you two you're both so cool 😭😭

Awwww you are amazing and cool too. Thank you.

And dw Lizard 🦎 is just too cool to beat.

- Cereal 🥣