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My DC AU+Headcanons' memes #4
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My DC AU+Headcanons' memes
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I was bored so I decided to make memes, I made some of Fawcette
Saw this post and did a quick doodle so I remember to draw it later, but then decided this is peak actually. Lmk if anyone wants me to properly draw it
So this not exactly fully mine
intro
Hi, I’m Terry McGinnis! I seem to have gone back in time somehow. If anyone can help me get back to the future that would be great!
(I apologize if it gets a bit ooc at times)
Hear me out
Both Bruce Wayne and Tony Stark are Billionaires with to much money and never had a 'normal' childhood. So I saw this meme (go to the bottom to see meme) and I was like what if they were in the same universe so :
*Bruce calling Tony* (PS Tony knows Bruce is Batman)
Bruce: Hey Tony
Tony: Hey Bruce what do you need?
Bruce: I was looking online and it says that you own Netflix and I was wondering how much
Tony: How much what
Bruce: How much it takes to buy it
Tony: OH quick question. Why?
Bruce: Duke asked if I could get Netflix
Tony: Ok I made this mistake before. Go ask him if he wants a Netflix ACCOUNT
Bruce: O-k
*All Tony hears this*
Bruce:Hey Duke do you want a Neftlix account *a pause* Ok thank you chum
*Back to Tony*
Bruce: Ya so he says that he wants an account and what else he could be asking about
Tony: Thought so. Peter asked me the same thing and I made the same mistake
Bruce: Ok thank you Tony have a good evening
Tony: Bye Bruce
The Meme:
Incorrect quotes:
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtEZYEnHpN8)
Joker: I don't fucking like you.
Jonathan: What?
Joker: I said I don't fucking like you.
Jonathan: You don't like me???
Joker: No.
*Jonathan tries to keep himself from laughing. It doesn't work. Joker just gives him a death glare.*
Jonathan, laughing: I'm sorry-!
Joker: ...
Jonathan: What? *Puts on a sad face* *It doesn't last.* *He's laughing again.*
Jonathan, still laughing: Bitch, I don't give a fuck-!
A real conversation I had with my sister about Green Lantern…
Me: (talking to my sister) You said the Green Lanterns are like space cops right?
Sis: Yup.
Me: Then why do they suck at their job?
Sis: …Uuhhhh…
Me: Like, they let Krypton explode and let everyone on Tamaran get enslaved.
Sis: The GL core is like one cop watching over all of New York City, Things are gonna fall through the cracks.
Me: Those are some big-assed-cracks… but doesn’t every planet have, like, 3 green lanterns?
Sis: Nope. Those three are for the entire solar system.
Me: 3 guys for 8 planets?!
Sis: Yup. Like I said, things fall through the cracks.
Does anyone else think about the fact that when Beast Boy is angry, he’s F*cking Terrifying?!
No? Just me? Okay.
Especially when his powers limit his speaking capabilities while transformed. He’s unpredictable and dangerous. A force to be reckoned with.
Honestly, if he wasn’t so chill and layed back, Garfield would be the name that strikes fear into the hearts of villains everywhere!
Let’s talk about The New Teen Titans!
Some of the reasons I love the New Teen Titans! 🫣🤭
All the (New) Teen Titans have Daddy Issues…
Dick Grayson: Witnesses both parents dying in front of him. Then he was adopted by the most EMOTIONALLY CONSTIPATED MAN in the entire universe.
Koriand’r: Her parents sold her into slavery to save her home planet. THEN her Dad call her home only to say the enslavers have left BUT Tamaran is about to break out into civil war and they NEED her to marry some guy she’s never met. Even though she was dating Dick and her FATHER WAS AWARE BUT DIDN’T CARE. He pressured her into a union she didn’t want and she lost her lover because he refused to be a side piece to a married woman. Also her sister sucks.
Raven: Her dad is literally a rock in her head, AKA Trigon. Say less.
Garfield Logan: His father experimented on him, saving his life but turing him green and giving him powers. Then his parents promptly drowned in a river. Then he went through foster care. Brought into the Doom patrol and raised by yet another emotionally constapated father figure.
Victor Stone: Mom? Dead. Dad? Scientist who saved his life after an accident, but turned his own kid into a half robot. Painfully. And against his will. He couldn’t play the sports he loved anymore and he felt like a freak.
Joseph Wilson: His dad is the reason he is Mute. He comes from the most dysfunctional family in DC, with his dad being an assassin for higher who wants to kill all of Joey’s friends. An older brother who died, and a sister who his dad pretends doesn’t exist. His dad is “Death Stroke.” Say less.
Donna of Troy: Parents? Nope. She was saved from a house fire by wonder woman who brought her to live with the Amazons.
Teen Titans Cursed Memes 🐦⬛🤸♂️🐸🦾💫
Part 1: New Teen Titans Cursed Memes: https://www.tumblr.com/podado-t-art/716943872543064064
Cursed New Teen Titans Memes
🤸♂️🏃♂️💨🤟🪨✨🐸
Part 2: Teen Titans cursed memes: https://www.tumblr.com/podado-t-art/722895209355182080/part-1-new-teen-titans-cursed-memes
Does anyone else remember that time Beast Boy Killed and Cannibalized all his friends and family?
No?
Just me?
Okay.
The Terror of Trigon is freaking crazy!
🎪Dick Grayson🤸🏻 and 🗡️Damian Wayne⚔️:
🤟Joseph Wilson🤟Existing
Me:
I love this boy so much! Jericho will always have my heart! 😘🥰🤟💕🥺
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He's great Sign representation! Proof that Sign language can be used by more than Just Deaf people! But those who are mute as well!
I hate it when writers just take the easy way and make him able to telepathically communicate with others instead of signing. ASL is such a beautiful language (I'm minoring in it) and is very important to me!!!
🪩🕺🏻Discowing🕺🏻🪩 existing
Everyone:
Me:
I actually really like the Discowing suit!
I didn't realize that this suit was call Discowing by the fans till recently and disliked by many. Though, I do understand why some people don't like it!
Maybe I'm just nostalgic because New Teen Titans "Judas Contract" was the first DC comic I ever read 🤷♀️
I do also like Dick's finger striped suit! But you can't change my mind! And you can't go wrong with he classics!
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Though I do think the Discowing-cycle is too far 🏍️🛵🚙 😭🤣🤣
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The comments on this post gonna be like:
🎇Koriand'r🎆existing Me:
She's so beautiful and sweet and precious! 💕 She must be protected at all costs! 😤 I love her so much!🥰
🎪Dick Grayson🤸🏻 existing
Me:
Is it bad that I really like the Discowing suit? 😞🤪
You wouldn't give up your own SON to the 🃏JOKER🤡 would you?!
💣Sheila Haywood💣:
Aka Jason Todd's biological Mother🤰🏻
She can and she did. 💣😙 👋Bye✌️
🏆Mom👏of👏the👏year👏everyone🏆
Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss your way into Hell Sheila.👹👍
