Incorrect Percy Jackson - Blog Posts
Y'ALL IT'S WHITE BREAD'S BIRTHDAY TODAY
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Percy : I thought you were American-
I’ve been wanting to post some more Percy Jackson stuff so here:
Percy Jackson (and HoO) characters as things my friends and I have texted each other
Leo: you ever think about how die-hard believers of the saying “if you have nothing kind to say, don’t say anything” probably see the phrase “I’m speechless” as an insult?
Piper: Leo pls it’s 2am go to sleep
Piper: wait
Nico: Leo, you’re really one of a kind
Leo: awww thanks nico
Nico: yeah, the gods saw how you turned out and realized they did NOT want any more
Piper: omg funny story
Piper: I know a guy in my class has a crush on me
Piper: 😂😂😂
Annabeth: oh damn
Annabeth: oh no
Annabeth: poor guy
Piper: bout to get owned
Piper: thinking about committing crimes
Leo: aren’t we all
Piper: I wanna go to go to the waterpark tho
Piper: not to commit crimes
Piper: just in general
Leo: I mean…we can commit crimes there
Piper: valid point
Percy: my mom is bullying me for eating toast at midnight
Percy: I am unable to thrive in this environment
Annabeth: toast should never be bullied
Percy: exactly
Percy: you get it
Annabeth: aww that’s nice
Percy: IRK
Percy: ******IKR
Percy: IM DYSLEXIC
Annabeth: I right know
Percy: SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
Piper: Percy, what's your type?
Percy: Annabeth
Piper: That's sweet.
Thalia: It's also a lie, his type is blonds
Percy: That's not true!
Thalia: The first person you ever had a crush on was a blond man.
Percy: I met Annabeth long before I met Jason.
Leo: *spews water* Jason???
Thalia: I was talking about Luke.
Percy: I never had a crush on Luke!?!
Thalia: That's bullshit.
Leo: Are we gonna talk about the Jason thing or... No....? Okay.
Percy: No it's not!
Connor: It most definitely is.
Percy: What?
Travis: You blushed every time you were around him.
Percy: I- I did not!
Clarisse: Yeah you did.
Percy: No....?
Nico: Even the way you talked about him sometimes I could tell you had a crush on him at one point.
Percy: *flabbergasted* I- I huh???
Percy: Did I????
Annabeth: *walks over* Hey Perce can you- What did you guys do to him?
Percy: *wide eyed staring at the ground, mumbling incoherently*
Thalia: He's having an existential crisis, give him a minute.