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*alex and casey talking during their lunch break*

casey: have you heard about those “am i gay” tests? not implying that i’m gay but are those things even true?

also casey earlier that day: 98% gay?! what the fuck??

alex: oh, i get you and i definitely think they’re not real. like AT ALL.

also alex one time: 101% percent gay? oh come on, i slept with olivia ONCE.

casey: yeah, those things aren’t real.

alex: mhm, definitely.

casey: okay, for our anniversary i’ll get you whatever you want as long as—

alex: a big sparkly pink dildo and for me to sit on your nose.

casey: i wasn’t done yet but okay :)

calex and rolivia incorrect tweets because i enjoy making these

nick: so, did you kiss her?

olivia: no, the moment wasn't right. look, rollins could be my future wife and i want our first kiss to be amazing.

fin: aww, liv, that's so sweet! you chickened out like a little bitch and now you're making excuses.

alex: why are you burning our marriage certificate!?

casey: good luck trying to return me without a receipt

CASEY YOU DIDN'T

Amanda: Have you ever accidentally sent someone a spicy message and it was the wrong person?

Casey: Lexie's work phone in my phone is just called 'Alexandra'

Amanda: Okay

Olivia: .....

Casey: Lexie's dad's name is Alexander

Amanda: Oh no

Casey: Oh yes

im SCREAMING