Glinda: Elphie kissed me! Fiyero: And you kissed her back? Glinda: No, I kissed her mouth. God, you're so dumb, Fiyero!
Elphaba: Glinda, on a scale from 1 to 10, you're a 9. Glinda: What?! Why?! Elphaba: Because I'm the 1 you need. Glinda: But I'm a 10! Elphaba: Glinda, it's a pick up li- Glinda: No, I'm a 10!!!!