Person1: *Resting/sleeping on there desk*
Person2:*whispers* You smell different when your awake
Person1:*Now awake and distressed* Wtf!
Rest of the class:*Now questioning everyone’s sanity*
Bitch 1: Why are you gay it’s gross
Person 1: Why are you a selfless crusty ass bitch? It’s gross
Person 2: Boobies-
I ruined the moment...
Person 1: Tbh I haven’t slept in 24 hours
Person 2: Weakling...
PersonA: Have you ever tried Ketchup and Pasta...?
PersonB: wtf no that’s a sin,Your dad is literally a chef!!
Obi-wan: how have you avoided the inquisitors all this time?
Quinlan Vos: when they look up my name the first thing that pops up is the time I got arrested at an empire day parade for flashing an admiral for beads. It's usually enough to convince them I'm not a jedi.
Fanon deceit: I’m going to destroy Thomas’s life and mental health!!!
Fanon Virgil: *has an anxiety attack and starts crying*
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Canon deceit: hey guys? How bout Thomas take this amazing opportunity to further his career and better himself in a society where if you stop moving your guaranteed to fall behind?
Canon Virgil: *flips off deceit*
Gavin: Alot of people tend to ask me, "Gavin, I don't like you"