k so you probably know the YOU'RE gay you're gay you're one of them queers you're girly pop woof audio on tiktok right? which one of them is which marauders era character
literally who doesn't know the sound
YOU'RE GAY- that's definitely remus and james since they wouldn't realize sth even if it's clear af but especially james
you're gay- that's cas and lily. they already knew. it's an affirmation.
you're one of them queers- peter. peter all the way. peter has no other way of confirming that you're, indeed, gay.
you're girly pop- marlene and mary. no rules. and they'll also flap their left hand to prove how gay you are.
WOOF- sirius. not just because they're a dog. that's his reaction. (it means i'm also gay in doggish)
remus: HAS to sit next to james otherwise he will fucking combust; doesn't order any food but steals from everyone. literally every single fucking person; always orders sprite as a drink because he has no clue what all other drinks are all about
james: sits next to remus otherwise he (remus) will disintegrate; orders food but 3 quarters of it gets stolen so he ends up sharing lily's food
lily: ALWAYS has to sit between marlene and mary (marlene on her right mary on her left); shares her food with james (rip james); is only able to drink juices at restaurants otherwise she'll explode
marlene: sits on lily's right so she doesn't have any other neighbours; orders the fanciest shit to ever exist; drinks coca-cola because why not
peter: sits next to james because he doesn't really have any other place to sit; orders pasta because pasta is like instant noodles but way fancier; drinks fizzy drinks EXCEPTING fanta (peter hates fanta so fucking much; idk why)
sirius: always sits at the head of the table; orders what a normal person orders; ✨fizzy drinks✨
cas: sits at the other head of the table; always orders things you can find at the corner shop every day; drinks ✨milkshakes✨
mary: sits on lily's left; orders seafood everytime there is seafood in the menu; fancy beer shit like raspberry-flavored beer
@queerdeadwizards, kudos to you
Remus can tie a cherry knot with his tongue
Marlene wears bras even though she has no melons - it makes it seem like she does
James does the most unholy things at the most unholy hours
Remus "jokingly" tried to summon demons
Lily hates cucumbers
Sirius wants to go to Hungary
Peter, James and Dorcas would be huge fans of reddit tubers
Mary would watch anime - she'll never say if she does ironically or not
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Head canon 1: Peter Pettigrew was there that night
Head canon 2: James Potters last words were “Pete?”