Mcyt Sexyman - Blog Posts

As promised! I've delivered for the big day!

Joe Hills Sweep!

My goodness those polls were a roller coaster; It was loads of fun!

Penning/Sketch under cut--

Also I will draw the mcyt sexyman winner and/or the finale two.

I'm manifesting a Scar win but I also want Joe vs Oli

Vote for the sexiest of the sexiest 😤😤😤

I even made some promo art for my man right after job (I wanted to do more but am too tired rip 💀💀💀)

https://mcytblrsexymen.tumblr.com/post/708971457111343105/round-5

Do you need any more reason?

Have YOU voted for Joe Hills today? Go vote HERE

Reasons to vote for Joe Hills today:

- He's got multiple personas - They're any/all pronouns - He's got a nonbinary fiance - Prescription green screen glasses frames????? - They need to fist fight Cleo next round - He's actually CAMPAIGNING for this (and so is Cleo) - They have basically an album of parody songs about them performed by their trans sister - I literally have never drawn mcyt fanart before and I never will again if he loses this round

NO GUYS SERIOUSLY YOU HAVE TO VOTE FOR JOE HILLS

ALRIGHT LISTEN UP FELLAS IF YOU DONT VOTE FOR JOE HILLS I HAVE TABLE FULL OF TORTURE DEVICES AND THEY WILL BE USED /j

JUST VOTE HIM PLEASE

"[ blank ] can't be a sexyman because they are too traditional sexy! "

Quick reminder that we are all thirsting for guys that canonically look like this

/lh

VOTE SCAR FOR MCYTSEXYMAN CONTEST!!

I’ve never done fanart before, but we need as much propaganda as we can get!!

PATHETIC IS MORE OF A TUMBLR SEXYMAN TRAIT THAN GIRLBOSS

PATHETIC IS MORE OF A TUMBLR SEXYMAN TRAIT THAN GIRLBOSS

DRAWING A WET PAPER BAG OF A MAN AS THE SEXY BADA$$ COWBOY THAT HE IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT is the definition of tumblr sexyman and that’s literally all we do here. VOTE JIMMY.

Remember guys. Scott may be a definition of a sexy man, but Jimmy Solidarity is a tumblr sexyman through and through. Do not let the man hold flower husbands above your heads so he can claim all the votes. He is not in control. He is not pathetic enough to be a tumblr sexyman. Jimmy is and is so much more in line with the definition.

My brothers. Sisters. Kin.

Covenant of the Blood God, we have been called to arms.

Let our Voices rise in raucous cacophony.

Tomorrow, our fallen King is to be pitted against a fearsome foe.

But Technoblade never dies.

This trial shall not conquer us.

It is in our incorporeal will, to reach this victory.

Do not let Scar triumph.

Convinced the people who voted against Foolish have never seen him before. I cannot believe he lost so soon