broke: the writers just don't use mort that often
woke: mort isn't around that often because he and teddy hooked up and now it's awkward yk what yeah what the hell
sorry hugo stans i cant fucking stand that bitch! also logan, sorry i really dont get the hype.... i am also not a louigan shipper. i am sorry mutuals.
OH MY GOD I JUST GOT WHY THEY NAMED MORT, MORT
MORT THE MORTICIAN
WHAT THE FUCK