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Sporking Projects List
Sporking is looking at bad fanfics and making fun of them and critiquing them.
IT IS NOT TO MAKE FUN OF THE AUTHOR!
Request a bad fanfic if you want me to spork it.
Fics I’ll Be Sporking:
Cars: Two friends, one cup (Fandom: Cars)
TM4TR (Fandom: Cars)
Tow Mater (Fandom: Cars)
The Disney Seven (Fandom: Disney)
(Possibly) Curse of the Demon Pony (Fandom: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)
Fandoms I’m A Part Of:
Cars movies (sans Planes 1 and 2)
Pixar
Disney
Steven Universe
Gravity Falls
Avatar: The Last Airbender/Legend of Korra
Star vs. The Forces of Evil
Dreamworks
Phineas and Ferb
Samurai Jack
Classic Nickelodeon
Classic Cartoon Network
Kim Possible
How I Met Your Mother
Code Geass
Ouran Highschool Host Club
Your Name
Studio Ghibli
This may be the greatest Wikipedia page I’ve ever encountered.
First, there’s the content. This is from the page on Merlin’s Shop of Mystical Wonders, a movie which is probably best known as the last episode of the original Mystery Science Theater 3000 to air. The synopsis is enough to make this a distinctive page. After all, it’s not in every film that a lady suddenly gets both freedom from her jerk husband and the baby she always wanted when he accidentally turns himself into a baby using dark magic.
Then there are the links. In addition to the clearly relevant links to “Merlin”, “Ernest Borgnine”, and “The Monkey” by Stephen King, there are links on “benign”, “infancy”, “birthday”, “cat”, “goldfish”, “dog”, “car”, “storm”, etc. “{C}ymbal-banging monkey toy” is divided into two links: “cymbal-banging monkey” directs to “cymbal-banging monkey toy” and “toy” directs to “toy”.
Whoever wrote it had a sense of humor: the part describing the ending, when Merlin “suddenly appears” to save the day, directs to “Deus ex machina”.
Long live obscure Wikipedia pages and terrible movies.
[id: a black userbox with a yellow border and yellow text that reads “this user is married to crow t. robot.” on the left is an image of Crow from Mystery Science Theatre 3000. /end id]
....oh my god
homicidal Crow t robot created by Dr. Forster to kill whatever gets in his way he packed him with deadly weapons machine guns missiles and when he opens his mouth he has a flamethrower
I couldn't find this MST3K clip anywhere, and I NEED it when I'm feeling steady as a goat and flying over trout. And I hope it will show up in searches for the dozens of us, I'm sure, who search for it.
"He is really good!" "Good? He's the BEST!"