Out Of Spite - Blog Posts
Ok, I’m immortal. I’ve fallen off so many cliffs that my adrenaline doesn’t even kick in anymore, I’ve accidentally ingested 5X the lethal dose of caffeine, I’ve accidentally drank bleach and wasn’t even nauseous (I said ‘2/10, wouldn’t try again’), Ive lost so much blood that I should’ve been at the ER but was just fine and cleaned it up, I’ve been hit by a semi truck (only like 25MPH tho, I still got knocked pretty far) and got up and was just really dizzy, etc.
I thought it was luck, but the lethal doses scratched that out. I thought it was plot armor, that was obviously out the window pretty quick. I thought it was one of the Eldritch deities I have the favor of (don’t ask, I’m not really sure how it happened either.) they didn’t do it. I was so confused… until I remembered
I always say ‘I LIVE OUT OF PURE SPITE FOR REALITY’
I CAN LITERALLY INFLUENCE REALITY IF I PUT IN ENOUGH EFFORT BUT I DIDNT REALIZE I COULD JUST FORCE SOME RULES OF REALITY TO NOT APPLY TO ME
IVE BEEN LITERALLY IMMORTAL OUT OF SPITE SINCE I WAS NINE- HOW DID THIS HAPPEN????
I don't know what's more puzzling - X being lawful good for once or the fact that the knight and the smart are chaotic duo in this one
HOW ROES WOULD EAT THEIR CEREALS?
Milk first?? COLD MILK???
KSJDKSJK cereal first is a law in all the empire, get used to it
jk aside, X and R cereal first W and C milk first
The difference between cacti and all other plants is that cacti are invincible.
My cacti have survived being drop kicked off my window sill multiple times by my cat,
Emergency surgery due to similar circumstances as above,
My forgetting to water it for like a month because I moved it and the adhd brain threw that info into the garbage,
The toxic nature of my cake-plaster, single pane aluminum window room.
All other plants can be on a specific regiment with directions followed and still decide that life is simply not for them.