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What is it with Slytherin’s and falling for the most obvious people ever?

Everything changed in third year. It really should have been insignificant in the grander scheme of things. Magic was real, Harry was the Boy Who Lived, and He Who Must Not be Named was back. There were so many more important things to think about. So why was Harry so hung up on the fact that Sirius Black and Remus Lupin were in love? Or how Harry accidentally fell in love with Draco Malfoy. (And it might have been the best thing that ever happened to him ... or the worst)

Me trying to figure out how to logically ship drarry, scorbus, linny, wolfstar, and jeddy all at the same time.

Harry or Ron (Harry's already a li'l shit in my AU.) // Hedwig or Pigwidgeon (She has this puppy quality towards her human, y'know?) // Gryffindor or Slytherin (What? They're the house most crapped on by Rowling and Harry, galdammit!) // Hufflepuff or Ravenclaw (I'm more of a Lisa than a Ned Flanders, thanks.) // Fred or George (I made them perverted shitheads who gets a taste of their own meds in the end in my AU, mmmkay?) // Death Eaters or Order of the the Phoenix (The 99.9% of these cults are dickheads, for Merlin's sake!) // James Potter or Severus Snape (He suffered more shit than Potter did, even after his death.) // Dumbledore or McGonagall (She makes more sense.) // Chaser or Seeker (What's the point of scoring 150 more points if your points are unredeemably lower than the other team's?) // Keeper or Beater (You don't have to cause other people injuries - a more ethical position.) // Bill or Charlie (He's all I ever wanna be so bad - except with dragons instead of cats.) // Hermione or Ginny (Smarts are more important than bravado and beauty in my personal opinion.) // Tonks or Fleur (Her tomboy looks and persona is So. Damn. Cool.) // Cho or Lavender (What can I say? Asian fellowship.) // Remadora or Wolfstar (I'm a Fujoshi, duh.)// Hinny or Romione (It's Cedrarry - Drarry plus Cedric - Blairon, Pansmione and Chinny - basically Cho & Ginny - for me. N-O-N-E. OF. THESE. SHIPS. FOR. ME, thank you vawy munchies.) // the books or the movies (Alec Hopkins looked so f***ing sweet, I based my Snape reincarnation OC on him.) // Bellatrix or Narcissa (Lesser of two evils, amirite?) // Sirius or Remus (I blacklisted them both in my AU due to their jerky qualities, so sorry.) // Draco or Dudley (At least Harry's dating him with their schoolyard idol.) // Hippogriff or Unicorn (They look more primal and animal-like.) // Crookshanks or Scabbers (I prefer Grumpy Cats over traitor rats.) // Nimbus or Firebolt (Enh, they're none of my thing.) // Dobby or Kreacher (Dobby's so much sweeter.) // the Black family or the Malfoy family (God, how I love filling the Blacks with nutjob nymphomaniacs with a signature nuttiness that ended up with two Black men, a werewolf and a peacock-ish man having an orgy with two Simpsonological dads and their OWN. DAMN. OFFSPRINGS**. Of course, Bellatrix Evans* and her whole family are excluded.) // Potions or DADA (It's the combo of my favourite things; cooking, biology and chemistry.) // Fluffy or Norbert (Personally, dogs are more pettable than dragons...even though I have a phobia of dogs with scary barks.) // Fang or Padfoot (Sorry, but due to the reason in Remus-involved ships as seen above, I'm more likely to poison Sirius in any form.) // Werewolf or Half giant (All the werewolves I've known are a-holes at some points in their lives; Hagrid, on the other hand has been nothing but a Ned Flanders for his whole wondrous life.) // Moody or Kingsley (It's Obama, but he's British and ethically repaired.) // Lockhart or Quirrell (Poor bald ude's just politically dumb - Lockhart has been a con man for all of his adult life.) // Dean or Seamus (He reminded me of a nutty professor.) // Neville or Luna (I wish there's a charm that make all the creatures she spotted real.) // Owl or Cat (No secrets - I've been a sucker for them since I was a kid.) // Percy or McLaggen (He's less of glorified Gary Stu - plus he unabashedly crash gender norms into dust!) // Umbridge or Voldemort (At least he has a shitty childhood, unlike that pink toad.)

*If you wanna know why Bella (or Rikzo as she prefers) has this last name, be patient. I'll post it later, I swear to my ancestors.

*I mean Tom, Harry, and Draco. None of the younger Potter kids or any other Black spawns are included in these cuddle piles.

Harry Potter this or that

going to start my own tag game that probably won't get any attention

Rules: Pretty straightforward but answer the following this or that's by changing one of the options to colourful text, then tag some others to do the same :)

Harry or Ron // Hedwig or Pigwidgeon // Gryffindor or Slytherin // Hufflepuff or Ravenclaw // Fred or George // Death Eaters or Order of the the Pheonix // James Potter or Severus Snape // Dumbledore or McGonagall // Chaser or Seeker // Keeper or Beater // Bill or Charlie // Hermione or Ginny // Tonks or Fleur // Cho or Lavender // Remadora or Wolfstar // Hinny or Romione // the books or the movies // Bellatrix or Narcissa // Sirius or Remus // Draco or Dudley // Hippogriff or Unicorn // Crookshanks or Scabbers // Nimbus or Firebolt // Dobby or Kreacher // the Black family or the Malfoy family // Potions or DADA // Fluffy or Norbert // Fang or Padfoot // Werewolf or Half giant // Moody or Kingsley // Lockhart or Quirrell // Dean or Seamus // Neville or Luna // Owl or Cat // Percy or McLaggen // Umbridge or Voldemort

Tagging: @acciorxses @nymphadorathebubba @jamespotterinskirts @siriusblackinskirts @remuslupininskirts @regulusblackinskirts @i-is-a-fangurl-weeb @couldibeanymorechaotic @kember-writes @cwossiants @marauders-lupin @depressed-barnes @ghost-spidey-deactivated-1013666 @toomanynotifications

Pansy & Hermione, at a bar

Hermione: Yoga helps you look and feel better naked.

Pansy: So does tequila. *downs 5 shots in a row*

Hermione: *stares at Pansy*

Pansy: See, you already can’t keep your eyes off me.

I have a fic rec for Harry Potter

Warning: This fic is incomplete and posted anonymously.

With that out of the way, this is one of my top 5 favorite fanfics of all time, ever. It’s the only Harry Potter fic there.

The character that changes the most here is Draco (and Pansy), but everyone else is slight enough to be believable. It’s their choices and relations that change the story. (Like most good fanfics)

Now, there are no ships, but if you’re a fan of Dramione or Pansmione or Drarry or even Ronmione, you could definitely read it with those in mind. All the characters have very interesting dynamics with each other.

The houses thing: You won’t be able to unsee it.

Without further ado: Harry Potter and The Year That Four 1st Years Solved The Inter-House Unity Problem

Or Part 1 of A Ravenclaw, a Hufflepuff, a Gryffindor, and a Slytherin walk into a bar....

(I was on Reddit, someone asked for Harry Potter must reads, so I commented this. Thought I’d share.)

Hangover Potion?

let's go lesbians!!🌈