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bo katan: din, there’s 20 stormtroopers, you’ll never make it

din: …

bo katan: don’t say it

ahsoka: don’t say it

greef: don’t say it

the armorer: don’t say it

paz(rip): don’t say it

din: I like those odds

*exasperated sigh from everyone*

episode 5 of book of boba fett:

Din: I won the darksaber in battle, it is mine

Paz: nuh uh

those people who said they wanted to see Din Djarin on his knees. are you happy now?? LMAO

did paz viszla just "sacrifice" himself knowing DAMN WELL he has a son? man, i don't know anymore.

Season 3 Finale Predictions

Okay ya'll, we're half an hour away. Here are my predictions:

[ ] Paz survives

[ ] If Paz doesn't survive, Din adopts Ragnor

[ ] Bo-Katan tries to ride the Mythosaur and fails

[ ] Grogu, Din, or Boba rides the Mythosaur

[ ] Din finally calls Grogu his son after a near death experience

[ ] It's revealed that Bo-Katan had planned on turning Din and his cult over to Gideon for Mandalore and the Darksaber but changed her mind and the siege was a plan to double cross Gideon

[ ] Bo-Katan dies but convinces Din he's worthy of the darksaber and ruling Mandalore during her "Swan Song"

[ ] The Mandos survive the Siege but have to camp out on Navarro into Season 4 or they decide Nevarro is a better place to start over

OR

[ ] Or Mandalore is blown up and they all start over on Nevarro until they figure out where to go

[ ] The whole galaxy shows up to rescue Din from Sorgon to really obscure characters who only showed up once before but you're expected to remember

[ ] Bonus: characters who show up to help are from completely different movies and shows that should absolutely not be showing up to help yet here they are

[ ] Cobb Vanth shows up and no one comments on his new robotic limb

[ ] The Armorer drops a huge truth bomb that explains her shady behavior without being the true anti-hero of the season

[ ] Koska is the whistleblower

[ ] The episode will have the action we've been craving with the storytelling we deserve but ends on a cliffhanger that will be a month long shit show "discussion" on Twitter and Vlogs/Podcasts

[ ] Season 4 comes out 6 years from now

[ ] The episode hints at Din somehow being a future mentor to Rey in the upcoming movie

[ ] An unnecessary subplot written in just to serve as a segue into Ahsoka or any of the other upcoming Star Wars but adds nothing to Din's show and story

Din vs Bo as a Leader

I've seen people say that Bo is the rightful ruler of Mandalore and owner of the darksaber and deserves to lead and I'm genuinely curious to hear from others as to why that is because I'm having a very hard time seeing that point of view. Semi-spoilerish for people who aren't up to date but I kept it vague enough to not be a problem I don't think.

Since CW and Rebels, Bo has continually made choices that negatively impact the people around her. She's a morally gray character who has a list of war crimes on her rep sheet that honestly makes some real life bad guys look green and it baffles me that people want her redemption to be easy. I'm not saying she should never be redeemed, I genuinely believe people should have the chance to turn over a new leaf cause being human is hard, but how she's acting and being treated in Mando feels like a middle finger to those her actions caused harm to. Like she can be sad about her sister all she wants but she willingly joined a terrorist group who spelt it out for her that they planned on publicly executing Satine and followed the orders of two Sith lords, and she didn't see that as a deal breaker. Being sad over that is like being upset that you got shot in the foot when you fired the gun yourself when you continue to make choices that negatively impact others. And this season alone Bo hasn't tried to be a leader to her people, she cared more about the title and the weapon it comes with than actual democracy. She wields it well, yes, but so did Sabine who taught her how and gave her the weapon despite not knowing how badly Bo has fucked up with it in the past. The moment the darksaber was in Din's hands and she lost her crew, she didn't try to scout Mandalore and find other Mandalorians to help her with her decades long failed plan. She didn't try to put any plans together with outside help to achieve her goal or even try to establish a new territory for her people to be safe on until they can find a way to make Mandalore a livable again. She was never an active leader, just someone who craved leadership and believed was owed it because of her birth right and that reflects in the selfish choices she's made while in a leadership position, which include harming Din and Paz. She didn't lead her people into the siege and trap that awaited them, Din did. He shouldered and strong armed his way through and was willingly going to sacrifice himself if it meant a safe planet for his people and foundling. And she wasn't the last out, Paz was, and for that his clan suffered major losses. She had focused more on weapons and supplies for her fleet and siege than the actual people who would help her achieve her goal, and not once has she discussed what she planned on doing once Mandalore was safe for all Mandalorians again. Reuniting and rebuilding isn't the same as establishing a political system that benefits the well being of her people with the promise of a stable economy, fair societal roles, establishing an intergalactic democracy to avoid what Nevarro went through, and combining the differing traditions/beliefs the remaining Mandalorians have to not favor one over the other and unintentionally cause a civil war. Each time she's gained leadership it's always met with mixed support, often not universally, and has led to her downfall three times now for a reason.

Just the same, I've seen people argue that Din doesn't want to lead/rule and isn't the kind of man who'd be a good leader and I strongly disagree. Since the first episode, Din established himself as a selfless character even if it irritated him to be accommodating. He still tried to compromise with the Jawas, didn't turn his back to Frog Lady needing a ride, was willingly going to sacrifice himself to a Krayt Dragon for people he had just met and entrusted with Grogu, went head first into every battle even for people who didn't deserve it (Ran's Crew), was everyone's Ride or Die at least once, became multilingual which was used more to keep the peace than to gain information on his quarries, and has united and mediated more unlikely foes to friends than anyone else in the SW universe. Even if his actions originated with a selfish need (gaining Boba's armor back for Mandalorians, exchanging his services for info on where Mandalorians/Jedi are for Grogu, etc) he still went above and beyond because it's the honorable and right thing to do and his compassion has earned him friendships across the galaxy and allyship on every planet he's visited whereas Bo can't get even her own people behind her without a legendary sword in her hand. You can't tell me all the people Din met on his journey WOULDN'T lay down their lives for him if he asked?? Paz already did despite Din's choice to rescue Grogu despite unintentionally causing a massacre because Paz recognized the selflessness behind Din's choice that carried over to Paz's own foundling and that is what gained his respect and allyship. Din hadn't asked for anything in return, and his own motive for moving the covert was so that their children could play in the sun and the future generations can flourish. I'm fairly certain even Sorgon would join forces whether it's to take care of Din if he had a bad head cold or taking back a whole planet for him. Same with Peli and her droids, Tusken Raider survivors, Freetown, Boba and his syndicates, Frog Lady and her hoard of warrior toddlers, Karga and the grateful people of Nevarro, Ahsoka, and Miggs Mayfield. We've made jokes about Din accidentally making friends all over the galaxy for a reason. He's so selfless that he never saw himself worthy of his Creed, of being Grogu's father, of being a leader when everyone else has told him otherwise. Din's view on leadership reflects his own self esteem wrecked by his cult and it would take everyone he's ever helped to make him see that he is the leader that the galaxy needs to reunite not just The Mandalorians, but all the people and their planets I mentioned. Leadership comes with a burden for Bo, but for Din, it comes with the strength and camaraderie Bo has only ever dreamed of having and that The Armorer overlooked because of her narrow, traditional views. And this is a side comment, but Din mastered riding the stubborn Blurgg after Kuill made fun of him for not being able to conquer it when Mandalorians rode Mythosaurs into battle. Din riding a Mythosaur would be a great call back to that and would gain more respect as a leader than just having the darksaber. In my opinion.

I genuinely hope Bo comes to these conclusions herself and recognizes that Din is more deserving of the role than anyone else and passes the darksaber back to him and helps him see his potential than just saving the day yet again from the very gun she shot everyone with. Redemption for her starts with letting go of the very thing that's plagued her her whole life and leadership is recognizing when you need more time before you can be the example people need to be the best versions of themselves. This isn't a Bo hate post or any stan post, this is a fan post who wants a fair redemption arc for Bo and a chance for Din to rise up to the best version of himself he's capable of being. So yes, I want to hear everyone's thoughts whether you agree or disagree that doesn't involve Bo being the rightful heir or wanting her redemption cause you like her as a character. I want to hear deeper reasons than surface level motives, cause as I said, your favorite hurting over the consequences of her decades long actions she never learns from isn't a good enough reason for her to lead or have the darksaber but I'm down for any other explanations people have regardless if you're a casual fan of the show or lifelong SW fans like myself.

Favourite Bucket Heads and Sex Toys

Summary: How each of our favourite mandaloarians react to coming across your little adult toys. Random drabbles that came across as I was busy writing another fic for you wonderful people.

Ps. Please forgive me as I typed this entirely on my phone. I tried to triple check for errors and formatting issues 💕

Rating: Explicit 18+

Warnings: Oral (F receiving) Use of Sex Toys(duh 😅) Unprotected Sex

Paz

-Paz, though not a fan of them,doesn't deny you the pleasure of using them but with one condition; he gets to watch

-he would have you on the floor, your naked body against his cold beskar armour his thick legs around you 

-he would have you splayed open in front of the full length mirror, forcing you to watch you play with yourself

-you would see yourself, your toy vibrating against you, your cunt dripping as he would twist your nipples reminding you he was there

-"Look at you, putting on a pretty little show for me," he'd praised, helmet still on as he voice sounds calm and controlled, though, he can't hide his raised codpiece up against your lower back

-you would moan that you only ever think of him, as you slide the vibrating toy inside of you, looking at him via the mirror

-the noises you make would be sinful as your pussy masks the vibrations ever so slightly but splashing your juices onto the floor before you

-Paz would press down on your abdomen, feeling the vibrations "You dirty girl, on the max setting hrm? Hoping to get off?"

-his large hands would tug on your hair as he wraps one hand around your neck, his hand fully encompasses your small neck as he squeezes gently

-You would wheeze as you ground your ass against his codpiece, your head, light from the slightly lack of oxygen, heat pooling through your body as you reach your climax

-you would warn him as he encourages  your release "Come for me, mesh'la, come for your riduur"

-he would hold you down as you come, crying his name and clamping around the toy, the wave and vibrations frying the circuits in your nerves as you chase your high and your body is already ramping up for another

-you would  try to pull the toy out but Paz would shove it back in, grinding his hand against your core, "You will come again, you got one more in you, I know you do."

-you would thrash and weep against his large hard body, claiming you can't handle another one but your body clearly had other plans

-gripping his arms, your body seizing as your mind fights your body as clench around the vibrating toy again, your entire body shakes as another wave of ecstasy crashes over your body, as you collapse against his body

-Paz would pull the toy out as you are still shuddering, your head lulling to the side as you whimper incoherently, your entire body sensitive to his touch

-overstimulated, you would squirm away from him just from the simple action of him pulling you into his lap

-gently rubbing your back, laughing at your little jolts

-"Come on, mesh'la, it is time we get round two started"

Din

-Din would be curious when he accidentally stumbles upon it in your shared space. He would try to act like he didn't see it to not embarrass you but would fail miserably 

- "Would you like to see how it works?"you would tease, placing your hands against his beskar plated chest. You would giggle as he  all too eagerly nods and pushes you to the cot

-sitting at the end of the bed, he would watch you patiently as you remove your clothing and settle comfortable against the thin pillows

-his breath would hitch at the first of your moans as you start slowly, teasing your lips with the lowest vibrations

-you would make sure to keep your eyes on him. "It feels as if someone's mouth is sucking on my clit" you would tell him as you press it closer against you

-he would strain to look closer as he watched you pleasure your body, one hand on your breast and the other controlling the surprisingly quiet toy

-"You can come closer, Din," as you felt your stomach tighten as a blast of pleasure courses through you

-Din would be between you legs, his cold arm plates a welcome touch against your warm body

-"C-can I try?" He would ask sheepishly as you smile warmly at him, handing it to him "It is all yours, my love"

-Din would be a little clumsy at first, turning the vibrations too hard at first and going to lightly, you would encourage him the whole way praising him for making you feel good.

-"you are doing so well, I wish it was your lips against me instead of this. I imagine that it is you everytime I use it, Din. You see what you make me do?" You would cry as you near your peak 

-Din would become more confident and pays attention to your body, his flight suit righting at the waste at your dirty words "Come for me, baby, show me how you look thinking of me"

you would grip his hand, guiding the toy to the right spot

-curling your body towards him as you feel the familiar tingle rise from your toes, slithering up your body, you clenched your teeth trying to stifle your scream as you come, groaning Din's name as you shake against him

-falling onto the pillows, basking in your post orgasmic bliss, you don't notice Din between your legs.  Lifting his helmet slightly you jump when feel something wet and warm mixed with the coldness from his helmet against your cunt

-Din would slowly work his tongue on your folds before grabbing your clit with his lips

-you mean praises as Din tastes you, urging him on, teasing you he'd place wet kisses in your inner thigh "Just seeing if I do a better job"

-keeping your eyes closed not to break his Creed you moaned his name as he starting working your entrance with his tongue, you grin as feel the rough stubble on your thighs

- "Yes, there, just like that. No! No don't slow down I am ngggghh!" You would growl as you come on his tongue as he laps at your juices.

-taking a breather, Din would like down next to you stroking little nothings on your stomach

-"So which was better?"he would tease

-"I dont know, I think I need another try just to see "

Boba

-we all know how Boba feels about toys. When he calls you into the thrown room you knew something was up

-"And why do you have this little one?" He would wave your toy, as you would shiver noticing the tone in his voice

-you would try to argue that it is only for when he is gone on his long missions and when you were feeling lonely 

-he would rise from his thrown, leaving the bright pink toy on the seat as he commands you strip

-you would fumble embarrassed knowing anyone could walk in anytime as you stood naked before him

-"On the throne, show me what this toy can do that I can't"

-with shaky hands you would turn it on, keeping your legs closed as it vibrates against your clit

-Boba would pull your legs apart, noticing how wet you already were as you drip onto his seat 

-you would stare up at whimpering as he orders you to increase the intensity, your body on fire from shame and lust. Being taken over from the sensation you would throw your head back against the chair, thrusting against the toy

-"you do not have my permission to cum, my little slut"

-you would wither on the chair, your chest tightening as you are forced to keep the toy on you but unable to come. Tears are rolling down your cheeks as you are begging Boba for your release

-Boba would just watch you, his eyes bearing down onto your cunt as he ignores you

-at this point you are crying, spewing out apologies for hiding the toy from him and using it without his permission

-gripping your cheeks tightly, forcing your lips apart, spitting in your mouth and ordering you to swallow

-"Only good little girls who listen to their master get to cum" he would growl, "you have not been a good little girl"

-you scream, too close to the edge making honest promises of being a good girl and to only use him for your pleasure

-Boba would rip the toy from your hand and pussy, not even giving you time to cry out as he slams into you, not allowing you to adjust

-"Can a stupid little toy wreck your pussy like I can?" He would pound into you ruthlessly as you weakly clinged onto him, gasping as you held back from finishing

"Don't forget who you belong to, little one. You are mine to use and if you need to wait days or weeks to have my cock tearing you apart then you will wait. Understand?!"

-you would only be able to nod as you feel him lock up as he cums deep inside you, he feels hotter and thicker than usual as your body is still screaming for release

-he would messily pull out as the seat is near ruined, kissing your wet cheeks as you are babbling begging to finish

-silencing you with his lips, he would pull away with a feral smile

"Only good girls get to cum"

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Жёсткий Хед Темного меча.

Дин: Бо, дай мне Темный меч.

Бо-Катан: Зачем?

Дин: Узнаешь чуть позже, таков путь.

/ Минуты спустя, появляется призрак Паза, весь потеющий как из ведра и нервный/

Бо-Катан:

Дин: СЛУШАЮ СЮДА, ТЫ-