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Guys, why does “I won’t say I’m in love” fit TR!Owen when the bells are talking about his relationship with tr!pili??

Like an Oleander.. white white leaves..

what the FUCK is in the air today with pangili “I am deeply in love with you” “yuri wins” “I’ve been pissing on the floors” “we’re a married couple” “did you just call me white?!?!?” “Pili I know you wanna kill yourself and all that but..” all in the span of a 2 min ros combo

The absolute cinema as Pangi TPs away from the castle with arrows thinking Pili doesn't care about him while at the same time Pili TPs closer to the castle worried about Pangi

Bad watching the Pili/Pangi tellanovela

Pili: Nooooo, my only ally... I'm so sad

Aimsey: He's like totes dead, man.

Pili: Now me and Pangi are gonna be alone, together, just the two of us, no more Bad, just the two of us... This is so sad....

Aimsey: [...] Okay... Anyway...

Pangi: guys i need to do my essay i cant build to orbital strike cannon

also pangi as soon as pili tells him to wake up early to build: ok ill wake up at 7 am

Bad: "If you were stuck on a deserted island with Pili, and you were starving, do you think you would eat him?"

Pangi: "Wow- I- No, I don't think I would eat Pili, I don't think I could."

Bad: "So, you won't eat him, that means you don't consider Pili a real friend."

...

Pangi: "Are you trying to normalize cannibalism, Badboyhalo?"

Bad: "Cannibalism?"

...

Pangi: "You- you know I'm a human, right? I'm flesh and bone."

Pili from out of nowhere who's been silent this entire time: "So you're a furry!"

tr!Pangi thought tr!Pili wanted to dance with him 😭 poor guy...