Polyam - Blog Posts
>This story involves dark themes, gorey mental imagery, and general bad thingymabobs. You have been warned, bitch.<
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Ethan laughed to himself, watching his boyfriends from across the boathouse's kitchen. They made him so happy, did he really deserve them? No, did they really deserve him, a sad, mopey man? He saw them together alot lately, not because of how small the boathouse was. Did they not like him anymore? Nick would usually be all over him, now he was only over by James, hugging his arm and not saying anything. No flirting, no complements, nothing.
He made himself to the roof-thing they made together, the slightly moldy wood being soft to the touch and right under the stars. He thought of all kinds of things to himself, not noticing the two others joining him. It was a quiet night, he had his eyes closed and his hands above him, and his lovers next to him. They laid close next to him, sandwiching him with love. They said sweet things, assuring him that they loved him and that they would never separate. The boat rocked slowly.
Soon after, they all were asleep. Well, not that long. Ethan woke to Nick barely holding James on the edge, sharp rocks right under him. He couldn't make out what they were saying, it was pure panic throughout them all. He rushed over to them, failing by the smallest of a second, the strict waves pulling both Nick and James into the rocky water.
He screamed out for them, not seeing any remains or either of them appearing out of the water surface. Then he saw it. The black fins, one of the worst apex predators of the ocean. He didn't realize they were so far out, not far enough to reach orca territory. He couldn't breathe, his heart stopping and praying to his wish of a god for them to be okay. The panicked man jumped into the clear stinging water. He felt the harsh killer whales push against him, but he wanted to find them. He needed to find his only reason to be on the water, on the earth, here. He reached the surface, taking another breath before noticing an arm, diving back in to get it, hoping there was a body attached.
He pulled the hand out of the water, James gasping for air as he was revealed from under it. Ethan's tears staining his face out of fear, he held onto James tightly, he was pale. It was just because of the lack of oxygen, probably. He pulled James onto the boat, realizing he was holding a passed out Nick barely poking out of the water. They were alive. They were all together, on the boat. Well...mostly. The orcas tossed the water around them, James helping Nick with the gash on his face from the rocks. Ethan looked at them, the damage setting in. James lost his leg and had been bitten in the side. Nick's face had a huge hole in it, you could see the bone right under his eye and blood over his weakly dyed teal hair.
That's why he was so pale. James collapsed, losing too much blood. Ethan held him up, making sure he wouldn't land on Nick. He somehow managed to pull both of them inside, tending to them as best he could with their lack of supplies. He then immediately went to steer them out of the rocks and whales.
They were free. They were fine now. It was all okay.
Ethan woke up on the roof, gasping for air. Where were they?
He heard them, talking and laughing in the lower level. Of course, it was just a dream. Nothing bad had really happened. "Hey, how....how are you both? Feeling okay?" He questioned, having made his way to their seats. The area went quiet, him looking at them. "What, is it that weird for me to ask that? Haha." They smiled, James standing up first. "It's okay now, Ethan." Nick nodded, kissing his cheek.
"You can let us go now."
Ethan stood there, looking at the two rotting bodies at his dinner table. He laughed. "Nice one guys, now, what do you want for lunch? Hotdogs?" He went to prepare more food, the flies rushing out of his way from the older food on the table. The boathouse was a mess, blood dripping from the seats. Rotting food everywhere, leftovers from Nick and James.
"You guys are really picky lately."
hmu if ur poly and interested in having a QPR i want fellow poly buddies :(
Why do I keep getting memes about polyamory reccomended to me on literally every possible platform
I feel like someone's trying to tell me something but I am very confused
This is why my favorite superpower is self cloning/hivemind, imagine having dozens of bodies and how many partners you could have at once!
poly culture is creating a semi-complex polycule with your self-insert and various canon characters in your favorite media and having way less partners than that irl
not that it's bad of course, I just think it's silly to think about /lh
poly culture is fantasizing about dating way more people than physically possible
before asking "is polyamory immoral?" we should ask "what is so moral about monogamy anyway?"
So... I'm gonna be vulnerable real quick.
As a polyamorous woman, I like looking up relatable content on here. I love seeing all the cute, fun art and reading all the interesting things people have to say on the matter. It's a fun pastime. But I've noticed there are some things that I haven't really found on here.
My fiance and I have been together for over 8 years now- I'm polyam and he's monogamous. I came out and told him I was interested in trying it out about 4 years ago, and he was completely supportive from the start. Hell, he was the one who suggested I try online dating when I was having trouble meeting people. The few times my mother said anything insulting(she was not thrilled when she found out) I had to hold him back from giving her a peice of his mind. I love him so much and he's amazing.
So I find it odd that I never see any posts, art or rants about polyam people being in relationships with people who are monogamous. Is it less common? Am I using the right tags? It would just be nice to see and hear from other people who go through similar situations and have the same worries.
Like dealing with people who ask how the other person feels about you seeing multiple people when they aren't? Or people asking how it isn't cheating? Or people saying your significant other might be faking happiness because they don't want to lose you?
I don't know... I'm probably not looking hard enough. Just something that's been on my mind, I guess.
Ace polyam people exist remember that
Here are some Pride Planets!! There are 28 in total and I will link the posts of the other 20!
1. Demiromatic 2. Demisexual 3. Greysexual
4. Abrosexual 5. Polysexual 6. Omnisexual
7. Polyamorous 8. Gender non-comforming
Pm me for any flags I missed or any personal combination of flags!
So i can keep this 🤞🏾🤞🏾
BTS-A03 OT7 Fics
If you can’t choose a bias, these might be the fics for you! OT7 fics are often romantic (polyamorous) in nature, but I’m working on including more platonic OT7 fics on this list in the future. OT7 fics usually heavily feature the Found Family trope.
*I’m trying to organize my rec lists so they will be edited a lot!*
Keep reading
Wife and I are at the ER. She’s been having what her neurologist (our neurologist? We see the same guy) think are seizures. She’s been having small tremors off and on since February. We think it was caused by Paxil, which she rapid detoxed from under medical care a few months ago.
Today the whole body tremors/shaking are constant. With all her medical issues, I try to stay positive and strong. We do it for each other.
Hubby is at home getting cleaning done for the plumbing. It’s just another day in our life. It’s weird.
Zill x Kayla x Jack x Jill x Spam x Vanexa handcanons
(For an anon)
[WARNING:Some of it, may be angsty]
(Some of these might not be so good, some may be a little out of character, I apologize for that. I hope you still like at least some of these though.)
Okay, so, there is this REALLY old drawing that I’ve kept for SO LONG
Basically, when I was younger, I liked making date spaces for fictional characters, like, make up stories in my mind, with the background I made, y’know?
So…..
THIS!
This, is where they hang out. For their dates.
They usually just relax, talk, sing, dance, sometimes play games.
It’s the only place where Jack feels safe, and no harm ever comes to him.
The grass is soft, and the lights are beautiful!
Anyways….
The Headcanons You Asked For!
Spam, Kayla, and Zill are the ones who are normally singing, dancing, and playing games.
Jack, Jill, and Vanexa will sing with them every now and again, sometimes Vanexa will pull out an instrument and play.
Spam is always complimenting everyone on how beautiful they all look
He always leaves himself out, that’s why they all have to remind him that he’s just as beautiful
Spam writes songs about how much he adores his partners, and sings them when the moment is right
Vanexa really likes reading, and has been thinking about making some of her own stories. And her partners are supporting her! They’re her biggest fans on her books
Spam and Kayla are THE BEST at giving kisses and hugs, and are ALWAYS READY to show their partners some love and affection when they need it!
None of them are afraid to be honest with each other. If one of them needs space, the others will respect their boundaries. They know that they all still love each other.
Sometimes, when they are in their date spot, they end up falling asleep there.
They normally fall asleep close together, cuddling. Cuddle pile.
Jack sleeps in the middle of all of them. So nothing bad could get to him. It makes Jack feel comforted, safe, secure, etc.
Jack feels so lucky to have them all as his partners.
They’re all pretty competitive with flirting sometimes.
All of them had been in love with each other for a very long time, but, none of them had the guts to say anything.
With Zill and Kayla already dating, Jack and Jill having a thing, and y’know, Spam & Vanexa
It started with Zill feeling guilty about being in love with Jack, while also being in love with Kayla. He talked to her about it, and it made Kayla feel SO RELIEVED
“Aw, sweetie! You’re not alone! The truth is, I’m in love with Vanexa, but I’m still in love with you too!”
Zill and Kayla were so happy to finally get that off their chests
They both had to think about how they were gonna tell the others.
Vanexa had secretly been crushing on Kayla, Spam, Jill, and Jack
She felt, really sappy that day, and had written a song about them.
When she was singing, Jill happened to be near by.
Jill was flattered. She interrupted Vanexa. With Jill teasing Vanexa “Aww, you love us, that’s so lame! ❤️”
And Vanexa responding with “You’re lame. ❤️”
They spent the rest of that day bitterly flirting.
Jack and Spam, I feel, were for sure, already SUPER in love with everyone.
So when they all came together, they all kinda talked over each other about their feelings for one another. They all understood, and decided to just be in a relationship with each other.
If one of them is upset, the others are going to beat up whatever/whoever caused their partner to be sad!
When Rusty taunts Jack, you better believe they’re all going to beat Rusty’s ass senseless-
Like, “Hey! I don’t like how you’re treating my amazing boyfriend(s)/girlfriend(s). F**king apologize.”
And Autumn is CONSTANTLY trying to get Rusty to leave them alone. Before some bad things get out of hand, Autumn is always quick to apologize. “I’m so sorry, excuse my boyfriend, he can be SO ANNOYING a lot of the times.”
Spam still surprise lick-kisses his partners. They’re not really annoyed with it. Sometimes, at the perfect moment. They’ll surprise kiss Spam sometimes.
They have book clubs, I think that would be awesome!
Sometimes, they’ll watch musicals, name a musical, they’ve probably seen it! (Reason for this one is because I thought Jack would like Dear Evan Hansen, it just felt right, idk-)
Jill teaches her partners more self-defense, and will throw hypothetical situations at them, and it’s really fun for them. They’re all really strong, and Jill offers them a place in The Royal Guard from time to time.
Sometimes, Zill will still speak Spanish. And teach his partners some, when they need help understanding him.
And, of course, Kayla will teach her partners some Australian slang. So they understand her more when she tells her stories.
Ever since they started dating, Vanexa has been talking more often, it’s almost scary.
But they do enjoy listening to her voice when she speaks, even when it’s something so simple.
Spam, Jack, Jill, Zill, and Kayla, are the only people that can make Vanexa laugh.
Sometimes, Jack will still think about the worst. With him being Immortal, he’s so scared of all his partners, just dying the next day. It could happen any moment now. All his partners are there to comfort him, and always assure him that, it’ll take a long time before they leave him, and even then, he’ll still have them, in his heart.
Sometimes, Jack will think about finding a way, to make himself mortal, or, make his partners immortal. He’s got a lot going on in his head, it’ll take a while for him to accept things the way they are, but in the end, he’ll be okay, and so will his partners.
A lot of people assume that they’re just friends, and get REALLY confused when all of a sudden they all start pet-naming each other, give out kisses, and flirt.
Their relationship is like, a group of friends that have sleepovers all the time, going out, and being romantic with one another.
Sometimes, they’ll go on fancy dates, wear more fancy formal attire.
Sometimes they’ll go to couples dance parties, to show how crazy they are. Sometimes they’ll get kicked out of some places, but it’s always fun.
They’re in love!!!!!!
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