Rachel King - Blog Posts
happy hoa-versary!
the KING!! (Rachel) and QUEEN! (Eric) of House of Ashes
Eric to Rachel during the wedding ceremony: I'll love you from this day until we are parted by a rope
Halloween Party Outfits
Jason: Ok, marines! It’s time to choose our Halloween Party costumes
Jason: Salim may be a charming vampire, Nick will turn into a brutal werewolf, Rachel is a true witch and you, Eric
Jason: You can just come
Jason: I haven't expected Eric loves you so much
Rachel: Eric's an enamored idiot but there's something more important to him
Eric: *hides the UV wand* Don't. Touch. It. Never
When Rachel is furious with Eric she calls him by his full name. Her Eric Edmund King address sounds menacingly
Merwin: A woman can boss me only between the sheets
Rachel: It doesn't work with Eric. He obeys everywhere
Jason: Oh yeah, I know
Rachel: What?
Jason: What
Jason: *points at Rachel*
Jason: Queen Bitch
Jason: *points at Eric*
Jason: Drama Queen
Someone: Marriage relations are such controversial
Eric: Everything was complicated with my wife
Someone: Did you have a wife?
Eric: Thank you for asking!
Jason, Nick and Salim: Oh, fuck
Eric: *starts his 2-hour monologue about how abandoned and miserable he was when Rachel left him*
A sad HoA headcanon
If Rachel breaks up with Eric he still has a wedding ring close to his heart. After the mission he needs time to get used to the fact his relationship with the wife came to a complete end. Maybe much more time than he's expected
— Semper Fi
The squad: *bullies Eric*
Eric: *stays facial indifferent*
Eric inside: Why am I here, surrounded by these idiots? I'm a fucking military genius who's respected by everyone. Why does my destiny suck?
Eric: I'll just come there, destroy the weapon silo and take Rachel home. Easy
Eric: *understands Caelus worked wrong*
Eric: *finds his wife cheats on him*
Eric: *barely doesn't lead the whole squad and himself to death*
Jason: Wouldn't it better to find a new husband, Colonel?
Scrapped video of uncommon clips I've gotten
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doujinshi - koi ha kaosu no shimobenari eng ver.（1/2）
I apologize if my English is incorrect. I hope you enjoyed it as much as possible🥳
日本語はこちら→https://www.pixiv.net/artworks/98095002
One, Two, Three, Four
Had to even it out
@ivycross requested characters with flower crowns so here is most of them (*´꒳`*)
Enjoy.
Wait this website is kinda fun
Sorry if there's any similar/same to ones anyone else made ( ´∀｀)
Here's more no one asked for
One, Two, Three
Last post of these, for now
One Two
house of ashes as sabrina (but mostly salem) quotes
salim
jason
eric
rachel
nick
merwin
clarice
dar
vampires (probably)
House of Ashes as random pictures from my gallery
Jason
Salim
Eric
Rachel
Nick
Joey
Merwin
Clarice
House Of Minecraft
Jalim but it’s the 80’s, Van Halen plays in the background and Jason’s flirting still sucks (look at him trying to show off his car or something). Not sure why I ended up drawing a Grease themed au but there’s something about the idea of them changing outfits to fit each other styles that I just adore~ Some of the sketches are bassed off of scenes from the movie 💕
Some of my favorite headcanons/tropes I've noticed while being on Tumblr in this fandom, additions strongly encouraged;
- Merwin is an absolute menace and especially enjoys terrorizing Eric
- Jason can't tie anything for shit (Have you seen that man's shoes?)
- Jason and Nick are best bros (Canon but the comm makes it so much more wholesome)
- Jason and Merwin are just chaotic energy
- Salim likes to read and plant plants (I love mundane <3)
- Rachel has to be the mother figure for everyone on her team, I don't think they could function without her
- Zain and Jason are best bros and stress the shit out of Salim with their antics
- Jason is an idiot (in a good way)
- and Salim has to deal with it
- Merwin bullies Joey but would also kill anyone else that bullied Joey and the body would never be found
- Jason has a big ass (Also canon but thought I should bring attention to it anyway)
- I also saw a post saying that Jason would find the "I sthalmed my Penith in the car door" meme hilarious and I agree and also wanted to bring attention to that
- Eric puts up with everyone's shit and usually is the butt end and/or victim of every joke/prank
- Jason horny
- Merwin eats soap
- Salim wants to go home
- Eric means business™️
- Joey is baby
- Clarice needs more love :(
- Nick either keeps the peace or causes the issue no in-between
- Rachel has to deal with them
Now is not the time for sass, Jason