I find there is an APPALLING lack of feral Ethan Winters content in this fandom. How dare you and to think I trusted you all
The man is a rabid animal and we should stan him accordingly no more of this boring-guy-can’t-run-or-keep-track-of-his-family crap. Big Momma Vampire Lady slices the man’s hand off yelling about how he’d never see his child again for what he did to her daughters and Ethan went and slaps that sucker back on the end of his arm and said ‘you wanna bet’ before DESTROYING HER ENTIRE BLOODLINE
Like I can just imagine him getting handcuffed by Heisenberg again only to get out once more:
Heisenberg: how did you get out of those I literally welded them to your wrists
Ethan, knowing full well he’s been saving a lockpick for this specific purpose: You see these scars on my hand?
Heisenberg: yeah
Ethan: I gnawed it off.
Heisenberg:wh—what
Ethan: I chewed my own hand off just so I could come kill you, coward