what if you wore a shirt that featured a picture of you trying to claw your way out of the shirt with a horrid desperate expression and the text "THAT'S NOT ME THAT'S NOT ME I'M TRAPPED IN THE SHIRT"
Kurumi Wendy is far and away the thing I hate the most in this entire world. She’s so boring, so stupid and pointless, and dull, and literally braindead and a zombie. From her very first appearance she was pointless and stupid and hopelessly dull. She doesn’t even know Aiko well enough to know she’s friends with the other three, and completely lacks the investigative prowess to know jack shit about the case, despite it being simple for anyone with the knowledge of the social circle to solve. I doubt she was even that close with Aiko, bitch probably just wants attention. She follows detectives around like a puppy, obsessing over Yuma despite not knowing a damn thing about him, promising pointless and stupid exposition in exchange. She’s a hindrance the entire game, and every time she appeared after ch2 I wanted to kill her with my bare hands. Ch3? Exposition and praise dump who just constantly tells Yuma how nothing he does is wrong despite not knowing even a single thing about him because she never lets him speak. Ch4? Stupid and garbage pointless guilt tripping of Yuma despite again them not fucking knowing each other. Ch5? She almost gets him killed a dozen times with her own incompetence, honestly why the fuck was she even there in the first place, I wish the aetheria girls killed and ate her. Epilogue? I hate the epilogue more than anything. Anything. Why does she have the book of death that’s the most stupid pointless and nonsensical thing of all time. I hope Shinigami apparates out of it and pops both of her stupid flat tits clean open and makes her blood spray everywhere and kills her, only for her to revive 24 hours later so her suffering can be eternal. Every bit of exposition she drops is over stated and idiotic. Her entire role as an informant is horrid, she drops the most basic information in the form of mysterious vocabulary words, even though someone her age should be intelligent enough to piece together Blank Week, she’s too much of a fucking idiot to even think to mention it til she’s asked. Informant my ass. I should’ve needed informed consent before having to play a game with this stupid fucking cunt in it. Her design is hopeless. Hopeless. All gray, somehow she blends into nothingness in the most vibrant setting I’ve ever seen. She’s idiotic. Utterly basal. Her stupid uniform her stupid jacket and her stupid STUPID eyes. I hate her. I hope she suffers I hope she bleeds. The only mildly interesting thing about her is that she’s a flesh eating homunculus, but unfortunately she shares that with thousands of other people. I want nothing but the worse for her.
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