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Divine Beast Vah Medoh Travel Log

(Did some writing from Link’s POV. It’s early game him [I have 6 hearts and barely any food, doing a run where I can’t fast travel, I have to give Link a sleep schedule to the best of my ability and at least one meal a day, though it wouldn’t be bad if he stayed up collecting bugs all night right???] But I wanted to kinda do a RP run to challenge myself and develop some new Headcannons. But here’s the stuff I wrote down as I did Vah Medoh! Enjoy :)

Link's Diary:

Word Count: 656

NIGHT 1

With Teba’s help, I was able to board the Divine Beast. It was a little scary with the cannons, as they sounded like Guardians, but it wasn’t too bad for me. Unfortunately though, we didn’t both come out unscathed as Teba was injured by one of the blasts. After a word of encouragement from him, he returned to the Flight Range. I hope he’s ok…When I registered the Sheikah Slate to Vah Medoh though…I heard a voice. He seemed…annoyed at me. He seemed to know what I was there for…Is it Revali? He sounds exactly like him…He challenged me to get the map, and I didn’t run into too much trouble as I got it. The air was filled with this sickly flaky stuff, ew. But, I found the first terminal!

DAY 1

Well, I solved the puzzle for the second terminal pretty fast, though I feel kind of sick trying to keep Magnesis up and working while Vah Medoh goes back and forth tilting this way and that…Makes me nauseous…I would try eating something but maybe lying down would help…Sorry Revali…I think. 

After a nap I do feel a bit better. I decided to get some fresh air, but it was a bad idea too…I got a little lightheaded from how high up I am. Though the view of Hyrule is so worth it…I got a picture of the castle too. It’s so small! I climbed to the very front of Vah Medoh and got a Giant Ancient Core! Not very excited to go back though…everything is so narrow…lucky for me I have the Paraglider, but I don’t think it would even last that long from how high in the air I am. Ugh….Nauseous again…this thing was definitely not built for Hyilans….ugh…DAMMIT I MISSED THE TERMINAL. And now Revali is laughing at me…great. I think I’m gonna vomit…I got another terminal though! It’s not the same one I passed, but it’s still closer to the goal. Two more to go! Revali even sounds impressed!

NIGHT 2

ONE MORE!! But I think I need to vomit seriously. Uh…Nobody look? Revali especially, I’m already embarrassed from earlier-

Out comes…the last two meals I had…ugsh….uhh…I feel terrible…I think I’m dying…I think I’ll lay down again…

…I had my first nightmare…It was…Unsettling. The cannons on Vah Medoh were all aimed at me, and I couldn’t move…Revali was it there too…He just repeated what he said in the memory I regained…Maybe the motion sickness got to me, hah…

DAY 2

Well, I’m at the last terminal. It’s now or never! I spent the rest of the night roasting a bunch of foods on the fire I made. Don’t worry, Vah Medoh isn’t flammable! I got the last terminal! It’s time to take this thing back from Ganon!

I…I did it. I freed Vah Medoh from the Blight…And almost….cried. Not from the fight but…I guess seeing Revali again did something to me…His spirit, that is…He seemed proud, unlike how he looked in that memory I gained…Maybe…Maybe he is proud of me? I don’t get why but…It made me really happy to see him. I’m glad that Rito Village is safe now though, and I’m glad for the new skill Revali passed down to me. It’s named after himself, which…isn’t surprising. The fight against the Blight was really tough and I got hurt a lot, but it was all worth it in the end, the Rito can fly freely in the sky now with no worries! I should probably go check on Teba though…

I checked up on him, he’s ok! I also spoke with the Elder, he said I would be the splitting image of my past self with the ‘sword that seals the darkness’ or something like that. Sounds important! Anyway he gave me a reward! It’s…It’s Revali’s bow..? Ok I think I need a moment, lots of emotions are being felt right now…

For any of you wondering, this is what it feels like to play Tears of the Kingdom with Tulin following you around. It is a nightmare and I feel like I am babysitting for FREE

Rating how comfortable all the beds in botw look

PART THREE

Side note - wow, 2 posts in one day?? anyways, I've been thinking about writing a fic that's been on my mind lately and posting it here

Rito Village Bed 2

8/10 - would recommend

◍Comfy

◍Cute

◍would still smell like bird seed (bird food 👁️👁️) tho

◍Reliable bedframe

Cabin beds

3/10 - would recommend if desperate

◍Safety issue because random ass people could just walk in at any time

◍would be warm and cozy, though

◍Cute bedsheets but NOT fresh

◍Smells like sweat and mud

◍Bed bug and lice breeding ground

Korok Bed

100000/10 - WOULD ALWAYS RECOMMEND

◍PERFECT BED

◍10/10

◍FREE

◍THANK YOU PEPP

Gerudo Town Bed

9/10 - would highly recommend

◍Firm but comfortable mattress

◍bedsheets always fresh

◍A gerudo would realistically be able to fit on here

◍only one point deduction because of no duvet

Riju's Bed

0/10 - would not wish on my worst enemy

◍It's not that the bed itself is uncomfortable, it's actually the best bed in gerudo town

◍but omg if Buliara catches you

◍start praying

◍seriously

◍she would kill you in your sleep, no hesitation

◍very small though, so definitely did not belong to Urbosa or Ganondorf

◍rijus bed would be like a goddamn footrest to Ganondorf

Isn't he like 10'5 in totk? Nobody tell me, I don't want spoilers pls 😭😭

Princess Zelda's Bed

0/10 - would not recommend in the slightest

◍It's broken.

◍Why would you want to sleep on a broken bed??

◍Unless you want a silver moblin bestie, don't.

◍Just dont.

Rating how comfortable all the beds in botw look

PART TWO

Horse Stable Beds

1/10 - would NOT recommend

◍Mattress is uncomfortable because it's literally just hay

◍Smells like hay and horse

◍bed bug breeding ground

◍head lice breeding ground

Zora's Domain Bed

4/10 - would recommend if desperate

◍looks like a building inspector's worst nightmare

◍Sleepwalkers are going to become sleep swimmers

◍Cold

◍NO COVERS/DUVET?? Prison. Only lurelin gets let off about it because it's not surrounded by cold ass water

Lurelin Village Bed

6/10 - would recommend

◍looks comfy enough

◍my only issue is where are the blankets? The duvets, even?? I know lurelin village houses have no doors but like I like to curl into a ball, cause severe future back problems for myself and get warm, ok?

I desperately need someone to take my spine apart and put it back in place like rebuilding a failed Lego 1x1 skyscraper/sword please this is a cry for help

Kakariko Village Bed

10/10 - would ALWAYS recommend

◍Comfy

◍Reliable and sturdy bedframe

◍Silk bedsheets that are always fresh

◍Literally THE perfect bed

I, personally, would KILL for this bed. I would strike down calamity ganon himself.

Paya's Bed

9/10 - would recommend for speed runners

◍Impa would get off her cushion and beat your ass if she ever caught you sleeping in her granddaughters bed

That's it

Rito Village Bed 1

5/10 - would recommend

◍Would have to do some parkour to get on

◍Try not to roll over, otherwise you'll be sleeping on the floor with a bruised arm or something

◍would smell like bird seed (bird food 👁️👁️)

◍Cute bedsheet designs

TULIN JUMPSCARE