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Cucumber wife <3
I wrote a flash fic of the proposal if anyone is interested it’s extremely dumb. (Also yes he tried to quote LBH in his vows and Shen yuan nearly went off on him for it but then saw he was crying and also broke down from how happy she was)
Pt 2 of the Cumplane “local trans girl falls for pathetic author man” comic. Link to pt 1!
someone help this poor man
they are two whole dumbasses and I love them
cumplane doodle dump
also modern cumplane with tfem shen yuan
Local trans girl SQQ and her dumb fucking hamster bf
Moshenshang babytrap au
imagine Mobei-jun and Shen Qingqiu end up out drinking together, and eventually SQQ gets drunk enough that he breaks and goes on a tirade about how much he likes Shang Qinghua and all the great things about him. Mobei-jun is just like “vry understandable finally someone sees the vision. Wanna babytrap him.”
Somehow, they work out a plan for this, but they’re both terrible at flirting that all their plans to get Qinghua to sleep with them for babytrapping purposes are just awful. neither has any clue what foreplay is or flirting is. They’re too hot and autistic for it. So sqh is ends up confused and a little scared.
But how do you improve a skill? Practise, obviously. So, reluctantly, MBJ and SQQ begin practising… with each other. SQH somehow learns and is like “oh well im happy for you!”, and that’s when they panic, bc “NO THIS ISNT- WE WANT YOU CARNALLY THIS WAS PART OF THE PLAN” “WAIT. PLAN?!?!?!” “Qingqiu is pregnant.” “WHAT.”
Everyone is shocked. Mostly Shen Qingqiu. But also the maid who was passing by and is extremely confused. Either way, this pregnancy is clearly SQH’s fault. And since he created the world, he’s basically the father, so he should take responsibility. As should MBJ, of course. Wouldn’t it be a shame if they all had to get married because of this? Such a damn shame…. (Cut to Moshen high-fiving under the table)
Reverse transmigration AU Mobei-jun searching up “cucumber” to figure out what it means when Shang Qinghua calls Shen Yuan that and ending up in a rabbithole of “cat scared of cucumber” videos. since shen yuan is so catlike, SQH and MBJ start testing it at him
Mobei-jun, lobbing a cucumber at the back of shen yuan’s head and watching him shriek and drop his chopsticks: it works Shang Qinghua: hmm…. i think we need more data
Shen Qingqiu underestimates Shang Qinghua’s sheer dumbassery, and thinks that he knows Mobei-jun is courting him and is just playing it coy. So when he realizes he ALSO likes the dumbass hamster, he decides to start using the same tactics. Meanwhile, Shang Qinghua is deeply confused and alarmed at why suddenly he has TWO men beating him up 2+ times a day. He’s not built for this! He’s just a little guy!
does he have a type or do they
Moshenshang cannot use pet names. Like, not as in they don’t want to, as in they are incapable of it. Mobei-jun doesn’t understand the concept that pet names are supposed to be endearing and not just random words, so sometimes SQQ or SQH get hit with the “yes, chair?” and are left in utter confusion. Meanwhile if cumplane call each other anything other than “bro” one of them will go into shock and need medical treatment, and Mu Qingfang ain’t paid enough for that.
Concept: Shen Qingqiu going to stay with Moshang bc they’re happily married and should be immune to SQQ’s Fish Fear Me Men Want Me Rizzaroni Reverse Fuckboy Type Halo only to wake up in the middle of a moshang cuddle sandwich wondering what the fuck color pill did he take for the Webnovel Yaoi Matrix to hate him this much
SQH: I’m objectifying you in ways you don’t even know
SQQ: I’ve read your fucking novels I know exactly what that hamster brain does you hack
if your otp can’t be reduced to shitty emoticons are you even doing fandom right