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where sqq transmigrates earlier and moshenshang raise a child luo binghe together.
mobei jun teaches him about demon stuff. shang qinghua gets to pamper his son (“now he really IS my son!!!”). sqq gets to obsess over the protagonist in a much more wholesome way. MOSHENSHANG FAMILY AND THEIR LITTLE BINGHE JUST IMAGINE IT.
shang qinghua trying to have a movie night with his boyfriends and failing.“a yuan can you please stop criticizing the inconsistent characterisation and just watch the movie.” “MY KING STOP TRYING TO SKIP TO THE END JUST BECAUSE YOU DONT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THEIR PROBLEMS- OH MY GOD”
i just believe in mbj (no media literacy) being confused about the moral and emotional drama in stuff and just being like “if they were like 50% more okay with murder this would be over so much faster” vs sqq (way too much media literacy) overanalyzing every detail and jumping to wild conclusions
Mobei Jun picking up slang from Shen Qingqiu and Shang Qinghua and using it like only the most jaded demon dad to ever demon.
Like bro thinks these words have wildly different meanings than they actually do.Shang Qinghua managed to assassinate another minor demon king, and Mobei Jun patted him on the head and told him he did a very pussyslay job. Shen Qingqiu was having a stressful time running his peak and Mobei Jun told him he was an aesthetic girlboss mood. Both of his wives live in fear of him trying to call them fam in bed meanwhile Mobei Jun thinks he's mastered their dialect and gotten an excellent grade in Husband.
Hi! This is canon now. MXTX can fight me personally on it if she disagrees. That’s all!
MoShenShang Brainrot Memes:
shen qingqiu, clutching his side: qinghua. shang qinghua: yeah??? shen qingqiu: you know all those times you mentioned binghe carrying his wives “bridal style”? shang qinghua: yeah??? shen qinqiu: did you ever specify how demon bridal style actually works?? shang qinghua: … um. shen qingqiu: BECAUSE I ASKED MOBEI-JUN TO PICK ME UP THAT WAY AND HE JUST THREW ME OVER HIS SHOULDER LIKE A SACK OF RICE.
meanwhile shang qinghua is panicking remembering all the times mobei jun has carried him like that
day 2 of moshenshang week!
the theme was courtship :] i specifically chose the subtheme of demonic courtship
hiiii @xxmiserysmilesxx :D
they're all stupid <3
mxtx characters who i think would benefit greatly if someone just called them “good boy” more often:
lan wangji. i mean its canon.
quan yizhen. i mean just look at him.
luo binghe wants to be called a good boy but won’t. because he is not.
mu qing gives the vibe that he wants to be called a good girl but is very conflicted by that
hua cheng. hes a golden retriever in a black cat body.
jiang cheng. bro just wants someone to tell him he’s good in general.
jin ling. he def gets jealous of fairy when lan sizhui gives her head pats.
moshenshang au where SQH returns to the modern world, and MBJ and SQQ try to follow him… only to end up as cats.
and SQH then just has to deal with these two grumpy little cats knocking things over and warring for his attention and being brats
sqq sits at sqh’s desk while he’s writing and bites him whenever he forgets a plot point. meowbei-jun gets mad and smacks sqq onto the floor so forcefully with his big kitty paws that sqq gets knocked out, and mbj just proceeds to turn and make big eyes at sqh like “im juft a kitjy cat,,,, see i am so innocent and smol,,,,”
mbj just does not consider that cat injuries translate to human injuries and so spends their entire time as cats smacking the shit out of sqq and then is very confused when sqq is heavily concussed and maimed back in human form. (no one knows to this day if this was another courting attempt or simply meowbei jun being a dick)
sqh also would start a tiktok acc just filming his cats then suddenly one day have to explain why the cats are gone and two inhumanly attractive men are sitting in his apartment looking like they just were in a barfight
revamping my pre-transmigration SQH design. Thoughts?
Shen Qingqiu doesn’t get many hugs. His spouses are not going to let that slide.
Oh my GOD the moshenshang hyperfixation is really getting you huh? whats binghe doing in this au tho, I imagine he’s learning self love and care and generally not needing another persons validation to live anymore. Thoughts?
IT IS IT IS LOL
And yes rhat’s the perfect answer. He’s working through his like. Shizun equivalent of daddy issues and listening to Lana Del Rey while stressbaking. He probably has a dog.
okay but imagine-
Shen Qingqiu ends up as Mobei Jun’s “date” to a demon meeting of sorts, due to Shang Qinghua’s workload just being too much to make it. They’ve been going along with this sort of “arrangement” (throuple? is it a relationship?) for a bit now, but SQQ still isn’t sure that MBJ even LIKES him. Surely he’s just tolerating him for Qinghua’s sake. A few hours into the event, SQQ is way too overwhelmed. His head is spinning, it’s too loud, too much- it’s all a blur already. He can barely discern what’s happening, and he’s ready to find a corner and hope no demon notices him hyperventilating. Before he can leave though, a hand is on his shoulder, and he’s back at Moshang’s place (their place? Is it his too now?) and he’s being led to their bed, a voice telling him to breathe. Mobei Jun is just holding him, cold and solid, a hand running through his hair. They just sit there, until SQQ can feel the room he’s in again. He knows then that it isn’t just Qinghua that MBJ cares about. SQQ is cared about - genuinely, really cared about - by two people. It’s more than he could’ve asked for.
Shen Qingqiu, touch starved asf: I need someone to crush me with their body weight right now.
Shang Qinghua (tiny plump hamster boy): I VOLUNTEER!
Mobei Jun (300 pounds of muscle and heavy armor, ): I volunteer as well.
Shen Qingqiu (tiny twiggy twink): WAIT NO-
Shen Qingqiu is elegant in the way a cat is elegant in that if you see him from a distance it’s a majestic mysterious creature but then you look away and he’s hurled himself into the nearest trash bin and is yowling his head off
How to take care of ur hampter (a guide by moshen)
When it comes to transmigration, i see Mobei Jun like a middle age dad telling his friends that “this is my daughter, he’s transgender!”. But like. “These are my wives, they’re imposters from another planet…. I mean, universe?” Confused but he’s trying and has the spirit. He has no clue what a multiverse is. He thinks a refrigerator is a mythical beast. He thinks the Star Wars were a real historical set of events from their world. But he doesn’t judge and is just here to keep his beloveds happy.
like i could see sqh making some joke about “you guys mustve been desperate to settle for me” and them being confused like “wdym we fucking settled we fucking scored higher marks than lan wangji’s back scars”
i love the fact that shang qinghua, who has always considered himself the height of mediocrity, scored the two pickiest people in the world: Mobei Jun, who will simply freeze people into ice cubes and leave them to die if he doesn't vibe with them, and Shen yuan, who was born being a hater, died being a hater, woke up, and continued being a hater.
Shen Qingqiu literally used to have lists of cup ramen brands he refused to eat bc the texture of their noodles was off, and Mobei Jun has killed people for disliking the sound of their feet when they walked.
but they both looked at this hamster once and were like “fucking marriage material lets go”
i love the fact that shang qinghua, who has always considered himself the height of mediocrity, scored the two pickiest people in the world: Mobei Jun, who will simply freeze people into ice cubes and leave them to die if he doesn't vibe with them, and Shen yuan, who was born being a hater, died being a hater, woke up, and continued being a hater.
Shen Qingqiu literally used to have lists of cup ramen brands he refused to eat bc the texture of their noodles was off, and Mobei Jun has killed people for disliking the sound of their feet when they walked.
but they both looked at this hamster once and were like “fucking marriage material lets go”
Mobei Jun and Shen Qingqiu pinching Shang Qinghua’s cheeks all the time, and Shang Qinghua thinking they just want to be Mean and Cruel and Unjust to their beloved wife because they obviously Hate Him, meanwhile they just find his chubby hamster cheeks adorable and want an excuse to play with them
Welcome to Moshenshang Week! 💚💙🩵
This event is for anyone in the Scum Villain fandom interested in making content for the ship between Mobei-jun, Shang Qinghua, and Shen Qingqiu!
There’s no official deadline, so feel free to hop on whenever you’d like!
Artists, writers, podficcers, and other creative types are all welcome!
Tag your posts (both on Tumblr and AO3) with #MoshenshangWeek2025 !
You don’t have to stick to the prompts super strictly! Have fun and make your own interpretations!
You don’t have to do all the days, or do them in order! Just go with whatever speaks to you!
Feel free to send me your work, or tag me in it! I’d love to see what people create!
PROMPTS!
Day 1 - Firsts
First date, first time, first kiss, first love…
Day 2 - Courting
Flirting, Demon Courtship, Gifts, love languages
Day 3 - Genderswap / Rule 63
This can include some good old lesbian romance, or genderqueer/trans
shenanigans!
Day 4 - Soulmates
Red string of fate, soulmate AU, fate/destiny
Day 5 - Music
Lyrics as inspiration, playlists, karaoke, idol or band AUs
Day 6 - Adventure
Casefic, inn travel, mystery, travel, wife plots, working together
Day 7 - Modern
College AU, corporate AU, highschool, slice-of-life
✨tagging✨
@araksi413
@c4xcocoa
@notsofrozt
Mobei-jun, who always has nice things to say about Shang Qinghua’s writing (mostly because he has no standards for good earth literature), but usually doesn’t get to reading it until a few days, versus Shen “You couldn’t PAY me to read this” Qingqiu, who practically rips the pages from Shang Qinghua’s hands once they’re finished and comes back with full annotations in the next two hours
Okay ya’ll SERIOUS TALK. WHO HERE WOULD BE INTERESTED IN ME HOSTING A MOSHENSHANG ART/WRITING WEEK EVENT.
Right now, there are a total of 16 fics of them on AO3, and the only Fanart under the tag is stuff I’ve done myself. So I need this to be solved, ASAP. Anyone interested, please like or reblog the post to let me know! If you want me to mention you in the official post (if this gets enough people on board), tell me that as well!
okay but i very much doubt shang qinghua will ever come to terms with having one bf who has tits bigger than his entire upper body and one bf whose waist is so petite he can circle it with his hands.
shang qinghua, after writing two extremely objectifiable men and marrying both: i’m a fucking genius shen qingqiu: is that all i am to you?? some horny fantasy?? shang qinghua: YOU READ THE WEBNOVEL YOU KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT.
CONCEPT: drunk Shang Qinghua mentioning that with his massive tits, Mobei Jun would look fucking hot in a corset, and so Shen Qingqiu, former cosplayer, whips out his sewing skills and makes a fancy blue corset for Mobei Jun and Shang Qinghua just passes away from being a flustered gay little hamster
Shang Qinghua: wait… how did you know how to make a corset so fast?? Shen Qingqiu: well. sometimes with my old cosplays…. Shang Qinghua, ready to die for a second time: oh my god. Shen Qingqiu: look, i just had a thin waist okay? it worked with my body type! Shang Qinghua: OH MY GOD.
Mobei Jun knows both of his wives are terrible at self care and will go days without sleeping or eating if not monitored, so he's gotten used to taking care of them the same way people take care of plants. Has wife one fallen asleep while writing again? Better bring him blankets to keep his environment at optimal temperature for growth. Wife two is too busy grading assignments and skipping meals? Bring extra nutrients and water to him. Happy wife, happy life, and Mobei Jun did not put his whole mobussy into all this demon king shit to be a depressed bitch
Shang Qinghua fell first, Mobei Jun fell harder, Shen Qingqiu quite literally fell from a tree and landed on top of them and he’s kinda just stuck around since
— the MoShenShang gospel or smth idk I’m not a historian
ah yes, mobei “black coffee.” jun, and his wives, shen “venti iced cappuccino with soy milk two pumps vanilla and no cream” qingqiu, and shang “do you have any apple juice” qinghua.
CONCEPT: Mobei Jun still not completely getting the concept of transmigration and thinking it makes them like. a different species altogether.
so he just starts writing a book on “how to take care of your pet transmigrator” and just spends time staring at shang qinghua and shen qingqiu interacting as his “research” like they’re two pets he’s trying to introduce
“it is customary in transmigrator culture to, after performing an act of mating, tell the other “no homo” and show the other ones clothed feet to indicate the validity of the claim”
MoShenShang Brainrot Memes:
shen qingqiu, clutching his side: qinghua. shang qinghua: yeah??? shen qingqiu: you know all those times you mentioned binghe carrying his wives “bridal style”? shang qinghua: yeah??? shen qinqiu: did you ever specify how demon bridal style actually works?? shang qinghua: … um. shen qingqiu: BECAUSE I ASKED MOBEI-JUN TO PICK ME UP THAT WAY AND HE JUST THREW ME OVER HIS SHOULDER LIKE A SACK OF RICE.
meanwhile shang qinghua is panicking remembering all the times mobei jun has carried him like that
imagine shen qingqiu and shang qinghua getting sad about missing stuff from the modern world and mobei jun being like “i don’t know what a dorito is but i will find it and slay it to bring home for my wives at once”.
three days later
MBJ, with a monster head in his hands: as you requested, i have brought a dorito. SQQ: …. YOU ACTUALLY NAMED ONE OF YOUR FUCKING MONSTERS “DORITO”??? SQH: IDK MAN I DONT REMEMBER THIS SHIT I PROBABLY THOUGHT NO ONE WOULD NOTICE THESE THINGS MBJ: is this not the right beast? i can go and- SQQ and SQH: nope no no more monsters we are good this is indeed a dorito MBJ: i see MBJ: good. MBJ: so how do we cook it to get it to become “cool ranch”. SQQ and SQH: …..