Tears Of The Kingdom Spoilers - Blog Posts
I’m so happy that we can make the Noble Pursuit cocktails in TotK I love the idea of getting Link white girl wasted and then sending him into battle
(I know it’s meant to be non-alcoholic but I can dream)
TOTK related content ahead lmao
Zonai AU where Link just fuckin turns into a goat. oops divine power causes issues
spoilerish content sorta:
is the fact like can do those dive chalange things kind of meaning that he would be a zonai "youth" cos the construct said it was for "zonai youths to show their courage and enter adulthood" and to be honest they can likely tell link is technically in his hundred so when do the zonai consider one at the age of an adult? or is it like judged on the things they've done?
Penn is just kass in disguise. I have no evidence or reason why but I believe it with my whole being cos where else could kass have gone
right so you know how only some people can see the dragons and you can ride them in botw. hear me out does this mean some random like rito or something might see link on naydra or dinral or whatever and just be so fucking confused
right so I haven't found kogha in the depths yet but have seen it ANY WAY does this mean he has known about zonai tech since botw because if so that means that he (and the other yigas) have studied the tech for like 5 ish years so no wonder he knows how to put it together AND people say the shiekah had much more experience but the yiga branched of to continue useing there knowledge after they were all exiled or something like that so no wonder they knew how to put it all together
hear me out what if people in hyrule don't recognise link because they want him to recognise them. think about it beedles sitting there buying ur boko guts or whatever thinking 'I wonder why he doesn't remember me' or bolson who sold him a house and sat outside it every day thinking 'oh well maybe he's just to busy to talk right now' AND WE THINK THEY DON'T REMEMBER US
WHY IS KILTON SUCH A GOOD BROTHER LIKE HE SAID HE HOPES YOU FIND IT IN YOUR HEART TO BE KIND TO HIM AND GAVE HIS STALL TO HIM LIKE THERE SO CUTE AND IDK WHY PEOPLE DON'T TALK ABOUT THIS
Can someone explain to me why hardly anyone knows link in totk like hetsu my child I am the reason you have those maracas don't a like I'm a new person and I get the whole confusion about his arm but his face is so good damn recognisable link
dealer: got some straight gas ⛽ 🚗 💨 new strain called tears of the kingdom 😭👍🏻👍🏻 you'll be zonked out of your gourd 🤪
me: yeah whatever i don't feel shit.
five minutes later: dude i swear i just saw my wife eat a rock and turn into a dragon
my hot friend purah: *pacing* the nintendo devs are gaslighting us
How are you able to kill the demon dragon in totk?
What makes him so different that he gets those malice hole things on his back and his secret stone being on his head? No other dragon has such accessible weaknesses like he does.
Is anybody else confused about this?
Huh. Just realised both Link AND Zelda eat rocks. Truly, soulmates.
Didn't link lose his cool arm at the end of the game?
Well yes but actually no… I like the weird arm.
Zelda's the dragon?????? Like the big flying one ???
Hmmmmm if you look into the dragon’s eyes for long enough you’ll have your answer.
i donno if I should answer…
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Tears of the Kingdom *SPOILERS* *SPOILEEEERSSS*
Another short comic book of these two
*Edit* because what the hell is recall??? Is it possible to learn this power? I want a switch, I want to play the gameeee ;_;
Also Link, expent the rest of his existence wondering why didn´t he use recall on the house. Every night he had night terrors about it. Why Link? Why didn´t you use it???!!!
