The Buried - Blog Posts
they should invent a new and exiting type of therapy called “potato therapy” where they gently bury your entire body in thge ground
Jon n Daisy,,,, they're so special to me :((
cw: blood, spoilers
New episode omg
Pls tell me nobody's done this yet I spent an unreasonable amount of time making this
more tma coded Sufjan lyrics
Guys, let's make a sandwich. I'll start:
Bread
THIS IS SO COOL HDJSKSLQKFVRKAK
The Fears
Pixel art for The Magnus Archives :｡･:*:･ﾟ’★ please don’t repost or edit ｡･:*:･ﾟ’★ Available on redbubble and as cross stitch patterns on kofi!!
Pros and cons and dating the avatars of each entity
The Vast
Pros: Literally the best romantic dates ever. Picnicking in the middle of wide-open skies, or giant lakes that stretch on and on forever.
Cons: Kissing at terminal velocity is not as fun as it's cracked up to be.
The Corruption
Pros: Loves you with an intensity. Very clingy. Very touchy-feely.
Cons: You will live in a literal rat's nest.
The Eye
Pros: Knows all your likes and dislikes, knows exactly what you're feeling and what to say and do to make you happy.
Cons: For some reason soon after you start dating them all your computer privacy settings stop working.
The Spiral
Pros: Knife hands! Doors! Corridors! Slowly losing and questioning your sanity the more you spend time with them! Being unsure if they even exist! Fractals! Patterns! What's not to like??
Cons: None!
The Buried
Pros: The blanket forts...... all the blanket forts.......
Cons: Loves the dirt more than they love you.
The Desolation
Pros: Hot.
Cons: Hot.
The Stranger
Pros: They buy so many skin products that your skin will be almost unnaturally smooth after dating them for a few months. Dances with them are great.
Cons: The number of mannequins in the house is starting to get disturbing.
The Dark
Pros: They snap their fingers and the lights instantly go off. Candlelit romance anytime, anywhere.
Cons: There are only so many conversations you can have about the "beauty of the dark sun" until dinner talk grows stale. Will definitely try to convert you to their creepy cult.
The End
Pros: Pulls off the goth aesthetic extremely well, if you're into that.
Cons: Constantly reminds you that you're either going to break up, get married or die, and muses aloud their speculations about which one it'll be. Also, the only album they ever listen to is MCR's Black Parade.
The Flesh
Pros: Very interesting good in bed.
Cons: You will constantly find yourself sighing, "Jason, tell me the truth. Did you cook human meat for dinner AGAIN?!"
The Hunt
Pros: Extremely passionate kisses. Almost ravenous, you could say.
Cons: furry :/
The Slaughter
Pros: cute when they angy!
Cons: You tried to make a "you're not you when you're hungry" joke once and they nearly stabbed your eye out.
The Web
Pros: I mean who doesn't love extra eyes and legs?
Cons: "vriska did nothing wrong"
The Lonely
Pros: Will give you space whenever you need it. Maybe more enthusiastically than you'd want.
Cons: Wants to see you so little you're not even sure whether you're in a relationship anymore. You talk to them once every three weeks. Embarrasses you at the annual Institute party.
The problem w the Magnus archives is that it’s got such a widely applicable power/allignmentish system that once u get into it the urge to assign characters from other series entities like edgier hogwarts houses is irresistible.
the buried
earth warm and cozy. sleep forever. Dirt Is Cool 😎 (also i like tight spaces)
reblog this w the entity/entities you most align yourself with & why
The Magnus Archives Buttons are Officially Up!
The first three buttons from my Entity Button Series are up on my Storenvy now! Each one is 2.25′‘ and displays a full, original illustration featuring victims of The Buried, The Lonely, and The Eye.
If these aren’t your favorite entities, don't worry-- I have plans to continue adding buttons for each of the 15 as quickly as possible. If you want to keep an eye out for a particular entity button, consider either following my store or shooting me and email with which one you’re waiting for at my business address [email protected] so I can alert you as soon as I have it in stock :)
These are all currently on preorder, and will be so until the 26th of January. Once preorder ends, the buttons will ship within a week and arrive depending on your location and average postal speed.
my button design for The Buried, which will soon be available on my Storenvy!
My design for The Lonely
Would anyone be interested in buttons based off of The Entities??
is this a safe space for squid game x tma
full version vv
True avatar of the buried (common gopher)
idk how to finish this but i couldn't stop thinking about it
god I love tma, I love those nails 😍😍
Do I not deserve a rest in the mud from which I came?
(saw @nightcat-png’s amazing hezekiah art and theyr So right, theres not nearly enought art of him!!!!)
The Fears
Pixel art for The Magnus Archives :｡･:*:･ﾟ’★ please don’t repost or edit ｡･:*:･ﾟ’★ Available on redbubble and as cross stitch patterns on kofi!!
Hey you all know about that fungus that possesses ants to make them climb on the tip of grass blades in hopes of getting eaten by a cow, so that the fungus can continue its life cycle in the cow's guts? Because I think that's the kind of thing that's wrong with cave divers.
We don't know what's down there. We don't know what's gotten into their heads that makes them so determined to physically, personally go down there to find out. But I wouldn't entirely dismiss the possibility that whatever has gotten into them is very invested in getting eaten by whatever is down there.
Update:
She’s almost done season one and she does genuinely enjoy the podcast though she does get mad at me (in jest) any time it gets “too spooky” in her words.
I will note that out of all the episodes so far it seems lost John’s cave is the episode that has unnerved her the most. Which makes sense as she’s always been a bit claustrophobic.
She was caught off guard by the shift from statements to more active recordings in 39 and 40 (to be expected ofc) but she seems thoroughly invested at this point so I think she’ll keep listening :]
Been forcing my mom to listen to the magnus archives… she just listened to anatomy class and she’s almost at the end of season one
I’m so hype for her reaction to the infestation episodes
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In my mind, the entity of The Buried from TMA is just Hozier.
And don't ask me cause I WILL elaborate.
Do you guys think that the statements would taste different for whatever fear it is. I feel like they would, so I made a list of what I think they would taste like.
Spiral: sour rainbow belts
End: green grapes
Eye: mint
Lonely: tomato soup
Vast: cotton candy
Corruption: apple that’s slightly gone bad
Flesh: beef
Hunt: chicken
Slaughter: that one red sour jelly thingy that you put on sour candies frkm like juicy drops
Desolation: spicy chicken
Dark: dark chocolate
Burried: potatoes
Extinction: green apple
Web: purple grapes
Stranger: bubble gum
so imagine being jon after the coma and reading a statement and it’s like BAM!! BUBBLE GUM. !
The Buried (2/15) “Cave Dweller”
The Buried (2/15) Cave Dweller
This is the second design in creating creatures for the 15 fears. This is a creature that lives in cave systems deep within desert mountains. This range is known to be “haunted”, often attracting brave spelunkers. They are lured in with howls and erie calls only to be eaten by the thing that winds itself through tight spaces. It relies on “trap” hunting, luring its prey into spaces it can’t escape before eating it. It is constantly hungry despite not being able to starve.