Merlin: Man, these tournaments are so boring, it’s just knights swinging their stupid swords around
Arthur: Did you see that? Did you see how brave and strong I was? Are you impressed? Do you wanna kiss me?
Guy who is touch starved but emotionally repressed goading you into punching him for completely normal reasons
they matched each others freak. 42 injured. 7 dead. 12 missing.
spoiled girlfriend things 😔
the server truly could not have made a worse couple. alexa play clocks by coldplay
You didn't even check him for pulse you dumbass
Based on this:
Dustin: *sneaks into house at 2am*
Steve: *turns in swivel chair* care to tell me where you were?
Dustin: I was with... Uh... Eddie!
Eddie: *also turns in swivel chair*. Care to- *keeps spinning* Steve- I can't stop the chair-
“You love him despite the burden of Atlas resting on his shoulders, and he loves you despite the death still clinging to your lips, and the blood drying at it’s corners. What a pair you make.”
— the greatest lovers in hell // L.H.Z
"you gotta see the artistry in tearing the place apart with me, baby"
Wrecking ball - Mother Mother
In season 3... Maddox: Well, if it isn't Ashlyn. Ashlyn: It is me. Maddox: No, it's an expressio- Ashlyn: Your mind tricks won't work on me, Gadget!
“they’re shipping us” “TO WHERE?” Is extremely dorothy/rose coded oh my god it’s literally just them 😭😭😭
Hiccup and Dagur is a very good ship but like. it's almost TOO easy to read Dagur's behavior as a big crush. my controversial opinion is that their dynamic is 100x funnier if it's read as completely platonic. like, not even familial-but-we're-calling-it-platonic. literally just Very Normal Friends