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3 weeks ago

Canon Aru Shah things that no one talks about

[SPOILERS FOR COG]

so i recently reread The City of Gold and holy crap Auntie Rosh i love you.

CONSIDER:

>>> Nikita and Sheela have, on occasion, entered Aru's dreams and edited them. Remember: they are chaotic children without a lot of entertainment. And they have complete control over their sisters' dreams.

Case in point: there was one where aru ended up singing Let It Go at the top of her lungs whilst wearing the ice blue gown from Frozen. And immediately after, this happened:

"Do you want to build a snowman?" asked Nikita.

"No."

Ten minutes later- or who really knows because dream time is strange- Aru was building a snowman with Nikita and Sheela.

THIS. IS. CANON.

>>> there is a name for a mini "YOU COULD DIE" moment. It is a beautiful, beautiful thing.

MOMDPA: Mini Obsure-Medical-Doom Panic Attack.

This is, again STRAIGHT from COG.

>>> Kubera recieved the pandavas with a mongoose performance depicting their certain doom.

the aru mongoose was wearing red and blue pajamas.

the brynne mongoose had a chef hat

the mini mongoose had glasses

the kara mongoose had a book

and the aiden mongoose had a camera

the book called them, "the Mongoose-Potatoes".

>>> Kubera also called Aiden pretty.

>>> Rudy's official title is Prince Rudra of Naga-Loka, Heir of the Jewel-Strewn Seas.

And his DJ name is DJ Baby Snekky-Snake.

>>> Rudy has also, canonically, said: "My father will hear about this!"

before watching the HP movies.

>>> And now I present: Direct Quotes From Aru Shah™️

"Much peril. Very danger."

"Castaway is a CLASSIC, you heathens."

"HEEEERE, DETACHED GOD-EYEBALL... THING... C'MERE!"

"Nice try, you're gonna die."

And my personal favorite:

"Do I look like a TACO SAUCE to you?"


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