I did a thing! I love it lol more Your Boyfriend fanart on my side blog!
True story, this was me while playing the game. I will make an honest man of him, all he needs to do is say yes.
I fell in love with this boii and I will fight anyone who tells me he’s not worth all the trouble. Let me love him.
Hey, I'm sorry, but your boyfriend? Yeah, he got trapped in a Buzzfeed poll. Sorry for your loss.
Hey, so your boyfriend? Well he kinda put salt after the pasta was done and not in the water to let it disperse... Yeah I'm sorry but the Italians killed him in the street.
I'm sorry but your boyfriend? He rolled under the fridge and we can't seem to find him. I'm so sorry for your loss.
Hey, uh, regret to inform you but your boyfriend is now a pigeon. Yeah he's roaming the city. He's found a new family now.
Yeah sorry but your boyfriend? He fell into the Dairy Queen Blizzard machine. He got mixed up with some Oreos. He's in a better place now.
I'm sorry, but your boyfriend? He's been turned into an eldritch deity. I'm sure he's in a nice forest somewhere.
Hey sorry but your boyfriend? Yeah he became the lead role. There's no going back from this.