Zoom - Blog Posts
I’m bored can y’all ask me questions about my dr?
HELP
I could log on to zoom class or, hear me out say that the link isn't working and take a nap
Been reading a lot of books lately And most of them I enjoy greatly There’s none so rewardin’ As the ol’ Robert Jordan Although he can drag on … ornately - Mod B
I started a club with some friends A book club of old odds and ends It’s been quite engaging Our paging-by-paging And keeping up, if through a lens - Mod B
pls yell at me about having unprotected sex pls i’ve been slacking sm and it doesn’t feel important to me anymore oops
LET ME FUCKING TELL YALL. ABOUT SAFE SEX.
- IF YOU HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX WITH ONE PERSON YOU’RE HAVING SEX WITH ALL THEIR PARTNERS. which doesn’t sound bad bc you know they have good taste (obviously if they’re sleeping with you duh) but if you’re the upgrade what the FUCK were they coming from yk??? “If you play with trash, you’re gonna get dirty.” - Kie’s dad.
- STDs AND STIs ARE FUCKING UNCOMFY. LIKE, ITCHY EVERYWHERE. BURNING CROTCH. IT BURNS TO PEE. PUS. FROM YOUR COCK OR VAGINA. DISGUSTING. SWELLING UGH EW. YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW YOU HAVE STDs FOR UP TO TWO WEEKS. and it’d be kinda mean if you gave someone an STD so please don’t
- LITERALLY IT’S SO EASY TO GET FREE CONDOMS GUYS. TYPE YOUR ZIPCODE INTO THIS WEBSITE AND IT’LL SHOW YOU THE CLOSEST PLACE TO GET FREE CONDOMS NEAR YOU. for guys and gals and nonbinary pals who have vaginas and like others with vaginas, dental dams are also a thing.
- P R E G N A N C Y. THE BIGGEST FUCKING BIRTH CONTROL EVER. CHILDREN ARE LOUD. AND MESSY. AND SO EXPENSIVE. THEY NEED CONSTANT ATTENTION. THEY WONT EAT WHEN YOU WANT THEM TO. YOU’LL CHANGE THOUSANDS OF DIAPERS. YOU’LL HAVE TO GET UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT TO BRING THEM TO THE HOSPITAL WHEN THEY HAVE A FEVER OF 103 AND THEN PAY FOR THE HOSPITAL BILLS. PREGNANCY IS PAINFUL. CHILDREN ARE ALSO ASSHOLES.
- PULLING OUT DOESNT WORK. PRECUM CAN CONTAINS TRACES OF SEMEN WHICH CAN MAKE ITS WAY INTO THE EGGS.
- PLEASE DONT LISTEN TO ANYONE WITH A PENIS WHO COMPLAINS ABOUT BEING TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM. THEY ARE LIARS. OR HAVE DANGEROUSLY HUMONGOUS DICKS THAT SHOULD REALLY GET IT CHECKED OUT BECAUSE AT THAT RATE IT SHOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE TO WALK. IT’LL BE LIKE A THIRD FUCKING LEG DUDE HONESTLY.
- FOR YALL ON BIRTH CONTROL, MISSING A PILL CAN SET YOU BACK THREE DAYS
- GUYS. PORN IS FREE. PORNHUB IS FREE. XHAMSTER IS FREE. SMUT IS FREE. EVEN YOUTUBE HAS SOME SUGGESTIVE AUDIOS THAT MIGHT RUFFLE YOUR FEATHERS. i mean during quarantine you shouldn’t be fuckin anyway. why not get to know yourself a little better. you’re home all day with nothing to do. why not have some fun.
so, in short... be safe. have fun. do the do. but don’t do it at the cost of your health or the next eighteen years of your life. children never go away. like, ever. just jack off. mutual masturbation. phone sex. zoom sex. skype sex. anyway, big love, guys.
pitaparka, out.
This Abdul al Rahman PHD in computer and communication (Radio Waves)
And Karen is a nerdy student who is blaming everyone who is asking basic questions that shouldn’t be asked
Day 20/100
// 21/08/23// I enjoyed today a lot. Early my bf made me cry while cuddling by dedicating me a song after I told him that I don't like my body, he's the best, I feel so safe and loved with him it's even weird
Worked and as my boss wasn't there and didn't answer my messages my other superiors let leave an hour and a half earlier
Went to my boss's house while she wasn't there to leave something with a friend from work
Assisted through zoom to class bc it was raining a lot (and ate popcorn lol)
Walked under the rain without an umbrella (until it started to rain heavier)
Printed more college stuff at work
Spaces Main Remodel Cabinets Kitchen Hawthorne lebron and zoom Kitchens and ps
white pandora and T Shirt charm Berry White Stains bracelet gold Burgundy Stain Berries Stuff Stitch Plage Burgundy Fix
the Him news Fire the knight glodokshop and role as of Eisa early in Glut Loki and eyeglasses Ember God first of wife Mother hearts chrome Glow His Pinteres by God Norse Hearth the indonesia Einmyria ponstel a was
Spaces Main Remodel Cabinets Kitchen Hawthorne lebron and zoom Kitchens and ps
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Best believe @bowller_design #perfume #do #you #news #puffy #cloud #zoom #bowler #west #est #13 #skarf #handmade #gifts #views #lifestyle #og #tree #balcony #watch #me #smile #like4like #likes4likes #god #dating #japan #china
I don't have anything to say
Just a weird art
I guess 😳
last zoom of my undergraduate career. ain't that crazy.
Imagine. . .
having a similar Lovestory like Persephone and Hades with Zoom/Hunter/Jay ❤️
[Image ID: A pencil crayon and ink fanart drawing of Esteban, Isabel and the baby jaquins from Elena of Avalor. Isabel is on the left with Zoom sitting on her head, she is reaching out towards Mingo who is sitting inside a gift box in the middle of the picture. Esteban is on the right holding a purple bow in one hand and putting in on Mingo's head, Estrella is on his shoulder. End ID]
New Flores cousins fanart and fanfic just in time for the holidays!
Flores Cousin Bonding ft. Baby Jaquins
[Image ID: A pencil crayon and ink drawing of Esteban, Isabel and the baby jaquins from Elena of Avalor. Esteban is on the left holding a basket full of anoki berries with one arm and holding out a berry to Estella with the other. Zoom is reaching over his arm towards the basket of berries. Isabel is on the right holding Mingo in her arms while Estella is sitting on her head. They are all outside by a berry bush. End ID]
Elena of Avalor Appreciation Week 2020: Stars
The baby Jaquins are stars in their own rights.
[Image ID: A watercolour painting of Zoom, Mingo and Estrella. They are flying through a dark blue background covered in small white stars. End ID]
I drew this picture for the Elena of Avalor 2019 Secret Santa, it was really fun to draw and colour!
Close-ups under the cut
Mingo, Zoom, and Estrella ⬆
(I colored Elena’s hair flowers to match the baby Jaquins. Also, she is wearing globe earrings that were given to her by Mateo.)
By the way, @staff is changing the video player and photo viewer on the mobile app to the one from Tumblr TV. As a result, they have made the abhorrent decision to remove an important accessibility feature in order to TikTok-ifying Tumblr. You can no longer zoom in on photos. Or so I thought. Because the visually impaired are now second-class users to the Tumblr Staff, they just decided to make it harder to zoom in on photos.
So, for all of you who, like me, find the pinch-to-zoom feature on Tumblr invaluable to read and view photos, you now have to:
Tap the Photo > Tap the “more” button in the description > tap the photo again
This will open the old photo viewer (for now, anyway) which was formerly one tap away. It will grant you all the former features of the old photo viewer, including the ability to zoom in.
EDIT: if you’re seeing this on your For You Dash or some other non-reblogged method you will see this edit. Before reblogging and commenting on this, there is addition information in the replies. I have replies disabled, so I am the only person who can add them. I’ve added addition info, as well as an update. Please read them. TLDR: many others, and myself, are now seeing it’s fixed. Many others are not. It may be a roll-out fix from the back-end. Be patient and wait to see if it’ll make its way to you.
A piece I did today. Today was a huge struggle.
I did an entire group project this mornig in 2 1/2 hours, sat in class and did the sketch of this piece. Voldemort was out and made all three tasks very difficult. He insisted on sitting on my finger as I typed, and then got upset with me as I had to use it to type, and of course he was attacking my pencil while I was drawing.
The screens, stress, and bird screeching gave me a headache. After lunch I immediately jumped into another class and did the ink on the piece, class ended early and so I was able to lay down for my now migraine before having to meet my group for yet another class. My alarm went off, I drug myself out of bed and turned on my light and nearly collapsed from pain. Put myself into the Zoom room for my group and sat there. Alone. For 20 minutes. Gave up on them and laid back down until the need for food pulled me up again.
Between food, water, laying down, a bath, and two rounds of pain meds, my migraine is now back down to a sharp headache. Man, I did not miss these days at all.
A 1970s artwork fantasy: IN FULL COLOR!
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Quick
Unleashing
Agitation
a day at the video store, March 1991
Tinted, seeped and drenched in a deep hue of blue...