Person A has a crush on their friend (Person B). Person A refuses to admit their feelings to Person B, so Person C takes matters into their own hands. Person C buys a Christmas present for Person A and one for Person B. They are merely small boxes with a slip of paper in them. On the paper is a date, time, and address. Both Person A and Person B have no idea who the box is from. They see each other at the location and immediately think it was the other. They begin to talk, neither asking why they were their, simply enjoying each others company. Soon, a small group of people begin to sing “Kiss the Girl” from the Little Mermaid, and Person A stares at Person B for a second before saying, “Oh I’m going to kill C.” Person B responds simply by smirking and kissing Person A.
Person A is a rich person that can buy anything they could ever want. Person B wants to get Person A something, but doesn’t know what to get the one who can have everything. Person B eventually comes up with a plan. On Christmas Day, Person A has to go in for a half day of work, purely to check some papers. On his desk is an envelope with Person A’s name on it. Person A reads the letter, which was written by Person B. It entailed how Person B felt about person, with the snarky remark of “You’re so rude, being too rich to get you something, but I love you just the same.”
Person A: *fell asleep on Person B*
Person B: *whispering* “Aww so cute!”
Person B: *blasts Christmas music in Person A’s ear*
Person A has been having stress at work and so to cheer them up Person B dresses as Santa, and gets an early present for Person A.
Person A loves Christmas movies, but doesn’t like scary movies much. Person B loves scary movies and tricks Person A into going to watch Krampus. After the movie, Person A is practically in Person B’s lap and won’t let go of Person B’s shirt.
I swear to God every time I hear Look What You Made Me Do on the radio the only thing I can think of is Magnus and Alec singing the verses while Camille sings the chorus and bridge.
Tell me I’m wrong
Please
Person A: “Why are you such a Scrooge?”
Person B: “I’m not a Scrooge! I happen to love...winter.”
Person A: “Is that because you have a cold, dead heart?”
Person B: *rolls eyes* “If I have a cold, dead heart, why do I love you?”
Person A: “Because I’m the light of your world!”
Person A: *is cooking Christmas dinner*
Person B: *enters kitchen*
Person A: “Get a snack and get out. You have this habit of ruining food, and I won’t let this one go to trash.”
“A man can’t be raped or abused by a woman-”
“Men are physically stronger than women so they can take abuse-”
“I bet he enjoyed it-“
“Male rape is less common so it doesn’t matter-”
“You’re not a true feminist if you address male problems too-“
“They’re men. They’ll get over it-“
Actually me
Me after hearing that we have to wait till April for Season 3a:
Person A: *buys Person B warm fuzzy pajamas for Christmas*
Person B: *buys Person A an actual piece of coal for Christmas*
Hullo!! My Name is Mac! I'm a total nerd and honestly I read waaaaaay too much. I'm honestly crazy, not gonna lie. I'm a girl in the USA and I love life! *throws sparkles* I am completely and utterly obsessed with Shadowhunters and Skam and Marvel and soooooooo many other things...it's a serious issue
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