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OTP Christmas Countdown Prompts #16

Person A: *moves towards the coat closet*

Person B: “Don’t you dare open that closet!”

Person A: “I know the presents are in there, babe. They’re wrapped and I promise I won’t look.”

“A man can’t be raped or abused by a woman-”

“Men are physically stronger than women so they can take abuse-”

“I bet he enjoyed it-“

“Male rape is less common so it doesn’t matter-”

“You’re not a true feminist if you address male problems too-“

“They’re men. They’ll get over it-“

OTP Christmas Countdown Prompt #05

Person A: “What do you want for Christmas? What do you like?”

Person B: “You,”

Person A: *blushes* “That’s not what I meant.”

I have never seen anything more truthful than this

Shippers fighting over big/popular ships in fandom: 

Crossover/Rare Pair shippers:

@bakerstreetviolin *whistles into the depths* Do you have cannibals here?

OTP Christmas Countdown Prompt #01

Person A: *wakes up Person B* “IT’S CHRISTMAS!”

Person B: *groans* “Don’t wanna move.”

Person A: “All the presents are under the tree though!”

Person B: *wraps arms around Person A* “All I need is right here in bed. The presents can wait.”

listen I didn’t come here to ship it lightly ok I came here for it to consume my soul

OTP Christmas Countdown Prompt #09

Person A has a crush on their friend (Person B). Person A refuses to admit their feelings to Person B, so Person C takes matters into their own hands. Person C buys a Christmas present for Person A and one for Person B. They are merely small boxes with a slip of paper in them. On the paper is a date, time, and address. Both Person A and Person B have no idea who the box is from. They see each other at the location and immediately think it was the other. They begin to talk, neither asking why they were their, simply enjoying each others company. Soon, a small group of people begin to sing “Kiss the Girl” from the Little Mermaid, and Person A stares at Person B for a second before saying, “Oh I’m going to kill C.” Person B responds simply by smirking and kissing Person A.

OTP Christmas Countdown Prompt #14

Person A loves Christmas movies, but doesn’t like scary movies much. Person B loves scary movies and tricks Person A into going to watch Krampus. After the movie, Person A is practically in Person B’s lap and won’t let go of Person B’s shirt.

OTP Christmas Countdown Prompts #21

Person A: *buys Person B warm fuzzy pajamas for Christmas*

Person B: *buys Person A an actual piece of coal for Christmas*

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