Peso - Blog Posts

Ok--

Look at this thing 🎀

I think I'll stop here 🥹..

I don't know how you imagine him, but I imagine him like this 😋

In this drawing he is probably listening to Kwazii's stories ⚠️

Or going to vomit 🎀

Yes.. I drew Pesto/Peso 🎀

I didn't want to paint because I think it would ruin everything 💥

I hope you like it like this 💗

You might be surprised, especially since I don't draw human octonauts😭--

I reposted it again, I noticed a mistake in the photo and fixed it 😞

Real meme:

I LOVE YOUR ARTSSS AAA! 🥹🥹

THANK YOUU THANK YOU

Hi!! :3

I saw that there are people asking for drawings and... I wanted to see if you could make one for me too :P

You draw super well! So I wanted to ask if you could draw: Kwazii x Peso 😶

I know that almost no one else ships this, but, to this day I ship HEH

and, only do it if you want ok?

If you do, I would really appreciate it!

And if you can, just make a drawing of Kwazii protecting Peso... And that's it <3

Sure:) ! Thanks for the ask !

Kwazii protecting Peso, but it's my pirate au !

Sorry it's kinda ugly, i started it with a vision, and then it just died 😔

Peso on Halloween 🥹

I don't know what I did, but I did

Peso and Tunip just wanted to play on the Ferris wheel 🥲

They are short, but they also have to play, no?

GUYS

SCREW IT IT'S NOT JUST A THEORY OF MINE ANYMORE CHILEAN PESO (AND HIS FAMILY) IS PRACTICALLY CANON 🗣️🗣️‼️‼️ LET'S GOOOOO

More Octonauts head cannons

(also almost everything in all my head canons are in my human au i only clarified that for one thing in the last one even tho all of them were bare 2 i know no one cares just putting it out there)

both kwazii and barnacles are scared shitless of elevators.barnacles cuz of his claustrophobia and kwazii cuz he got trapped in one as a child

shellington is scared of flying

peso LOVES grapes

peso and dashi love musicals

inkling owns several scrapbooks

tracker had a SEVERE lisp when he was younger

tweak participates (and wins) robo fights

kwazii has a secret stash of cat nip



I know the show is supposed to be more realistic but why can't Tweek glow just once

Look! fan children of my octonauts OTP! :O

(as always I forget to post my other arts here)

Meet the pubs! Arctic, Saorise, and Bently!

Arctic(blue scarf) is a polar bear cub, and the oldest of his siblings.

Saorise the middle pub, she's the one who's a hybrid breed, mixed with polar bear and sea otter from her parents.

Bently the youngest the baby of the three(under his brother's paw)

I would really want to get back into these 3 amigos siblings.

I hope u like them 🥺

Whoops! I think I killed the Cap by accident...(Mwahaha) Not my fault I draw a lot sad and bloody shit on my other accounts.

This is another old piece I drew a long time ago. Idk the contacts for this but ig. The captain was ambushed and attacked. And until then his crew went to go find him and they were to late. And his beloved sea otter cried her heart out.

Nothing really connected to a story or anything I was just bored when I drew this.

Forgot to share more of my octonauts otp lore.

Shellington had the captains pubs (basically his children) the two never been happier than ever. But tunip and the vegimals were worried shellington would forget them since, shell basically raised them and now has a litter to care for. But there's always room for them.

We're wild and free.

Forgot I made this a while back. Made this based on a fanfic that I wrote. About the theory why there are feral animals while the octonauts were anthros. It was an old fanfic but honestly I was losing my mind. If u want me to post the fanfic into chapters here. Just lemme know.

Some traditional art because I finally have time to draw in my notebook again :D

Bonus:

Yes this is a Sonic snapcube reference

Sketch of a piece I’ve been working on!

Not a ship, I just think these two are silly 🫶

I had a dream about the Octonauts, and then I saw this image… so…

Here I have..

Kwazii in his glamourous fairy dress. ((2.0))

Humanized(?) Kwazii and Peso

Perhaps some Kwazo..

And a redraw of a very self-indulgent OC thats actually a self insert I made when I was 6 or so. ((Which I colored digitally, for the first time.))

Incorrect Quotes With Paani,Kwazii,Tweak,And Captain Barnacles And Peso.

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Paani : Your lover doesn't have the mental strength to caramelize onions.

Tweak: Your lover thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions.

Captain Barnacles : Who's fucking caramelizing onions? Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?

Kwazii: Do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions.

- - -

Captain Barnacles: It’s time to turn this into a real business.

Tweak: What do you mean? Like, carry a briefcase, and wear a tie, and pay taxes?

Kwazii: Wait, have you not been paying your taxes?

Paani: I handle our accounting.

- - -

Kwazii: I feel like everyone on this island is suspicious, Paani. Except you!

Paani: But Kwazii, I think you're suspicious!

Kwazii: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

- - -

Kwazii: The time to act is now.

Kwazii: Wink, wink.

Paani : Don't say "wink wink". Just wink.

Kwazii: Oh, sorry.

Kwazii: Wink.

- - -

Kwazii , watching power lines fall down: , Paani ! The town is exploding and it's very pretty!

- - -

Paani : Damn, Tweak, are you secretly cool?

Tweak: Well, poker is just math, so I guess it depends on if you consider the mathematician, Carl Friedrich Gauss, cool.

Paani : I do not.

- - -

Paani: If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?

Peso: Maybe a bit tipsy?

Tweak: Drunk.

Kwazii: Wasted.

Captain Barnacles: Dead.

- - -

Captain Barnacles: I just want someone to take me out.

Paani: On a date?

Kwazii: With a sniper gun?

Tweak: Both if you're not a coward.

- - -

Paani : *Gives a bouquet to Kwazii*

Kwazii: You know I'm allergic.

Paani : That's the point.

- - -

Captain Barnacles : Didn't you die?!

Tweak: That was weeks ago, dude. Things change.

- - -

Tweak: The first time I ever got upset in front of Kwazii , they put their arms around me and it was so awkward that I had to ask them if they were hugging me or reaching for something on the shelf behind me.

Kwazii : I was doing both, for your information.

Paani: The first time Kwazii hugged me, it was such a disaster we didn’t make eye contact for, like, a week after.

- - -

Tweak: I’m so happy two of my favorite people are getting along now.

Captain Barnacles: Uh, Kwazii and Paani are not getting along.

Tweak: They’re not trying to kill each other.

Captain Barnacles: You may have a point.

- - -

Tweak: War is heck!

- - -

Tweak: Kwazii's first detention, I'm so proud.

Paani: Whoa, back up. Why did they get detention?

Captain Barnacles : Because they're an idiot.

Peso, terrified: They can do that?

- - -

Tweak: What’s up with Kwazii? They’ve been laying on the floor for like….an hour now?

Captain Barnacles: They're just a little overwhelmed.

Tweak: Why?

Captain Barnacles: Paani smiled at them.

- - -

Paani : *dangling from a rope over a pit of fire* Remember when I said I’d tell you when we’re in too deep?

Kwazii: Yes?

Paani : We’re in too deep.

- - -

Tweak: They... well, I wouldn't call it inheritance per se. What do you call it when you kill someone and get their stuff?

Kwazii: Um, murder???

Paani: Adventuring!

Captain Barnacles: Tuesday.

- - -

Peso: Good morning.

Captain Barnacles: Good morning.

Paani : Good morning.

Tweak: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.

Kwazii: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS!

- - -

Tweak: You have friends and I envy that.

Paani : You're welcome to share my friends.

Tweak: *looks at Captain Barnacles and Kwazii*

Tweak: I don't want those.

- - -

Kwazii: Alright, which one of us is gonna check outside?

Tweak: Not it!

Captain Barnacles: Not it!

Kwazii: ...Neither one of you are as dumb as you lead on to be.

- - -

Kwazii: ARE YOU-

Paani : Fucking.

Kwazii: KIDDING ME?! YOU-

Paani : Fucking.

Kwazii: IDIOT!

Captain Barnacles: …What was that?

Paani : Tweak banned Kwazii from swearing, so I’m helping them out.

- - -

Paani: You three, explain right now!

Captain Barnacles: It was Kwazii.

Tweak: It was Kwazii.

Peso: It was Kwazii.

Kwazii:

Kwazii: …fuck..

- - -

Tweak: How late were you up last night?

Captain Barnacles & Paani, in tandem: Me?

Tweak: No, not you two. You stay up late all the time.

Tweak, to Kwazii: You.

- - -

Peso: Uh, Tweak? Kwazii is in the pool and I don't think they're waterproof.

Tweak: What?

Paani: I think Peso meant, Kwazii is drowning.

Tweak: WHAT?!

*Meanwhile*

Kwazii: *is drowning*

Captain Barnacles: OH MY GOD, Kwazii! KEEP SWIMMING!

Kwazii: I can't swim, dumbass— *sinks*

Captain Barnacles: Kwazii!

- - -

Tweak: Why is Kwazii crying on the floor?

Captain Barnacles: They took one of those 'what person are you?' quizzes.

Tweak: And?

Captain Barnacles: They got Paani

- - -

Tweak: I'm cold.

Paani: Here, take my hoodie.

*meanwhile*

Kwazii: I'm cold.

Captain Barnacles: I can't control the weather, Kwazii

- - -

Peso: What's the scariest horror movie you've ever watched?

Captain Barnacles: IT.

Paani: Annabelle.

Tweak: Paranormal Activity.

Kwazii: High School Musical. All throughout high school I was scared that everyone was gonna randomly get up and start singing and dancing, and I would be the only one who doesn't know the words.

- - -

Captain Barnacles: Who the fuck broke the toaster?

Peso: It was Kwazii.

Paani : It was Kwazii.

Tweak: Kwazii broke it.

Kwazii:

Kwazii: ...yOU PROMISED-

- - -

Paani: Time for plan G.

Tweak: Don’t you mean plan B?

Paani: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.

Captain Barnacles : What about plan D?

Paani: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.

Kwazii: What about plan E?

Paani: I’m hoping not to use it. Peso dies in plan E.

Peso: I like plan E.

- - -

Paani: You know, Tweak gives Captain Barnacles flowers everyday, I wish you'd do that too.

Kwazii: Okay.

*Later*

Kwazii: *gives Captain Barnacles flowers*

Captain Barnacles: ???

Kwazii: I don't know, I'm confused as well.

- - -

Kwazii: Your smile? It makes my day.

Tweak: Your happiness? I live for that.

Captain Barnacles: A room? Get one.

Paani: Hotel? Trivago.

- - -

Paani : We might have gotten into a bar room brawl back in the city.

Captain Barnacles : Well, that was entirely predictable.

Paani : One of them punched a gang member.

Captain Barnacles : Kwazii?

Paani : Tweak, actually.

Captain Barnacles : Oh, that was going to be my second guess.

- - -

Paani: Are we really going to let Captain Barnacles keep Kwazii?

Peso: We kept Tweak.

- - -

Tweak: What's the worst thing you guys have done?

Peso: Rickrolled my teacher in 4th grade.

Paani: I kicked Kwazii in the shin-

Kwazii: -So I kicked Paani between the legs.

Captain Barnacles: I burned a town down.

Tweak: What?!

Kwazii: What the hell is wrong with you?!?

Captain Barnacles: A lot of things.

Paani: No shit.

- - -

Tweak: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?

Captain Barnacles: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it.

Kwazii: Three of us saw it, Captain Barnacles. How do you explain that?

Captain Barnacles: *points at Peso* Sleep deprivation. *points at Kwazii* Paranoia. *points at Paani* Delusional personality disorder.

- - -

Captain Barnacles: Who the fuck broke the toaster?

Peso: It was Kwazii.

Paani : It was Kwazii.

Tweak: Kwazii broke it.

Kwazii:

Kwazii: ...yOU PROMISED-

- - -

Troppe cose tutte insieme, ogni sasso, piccolo o grande che sia, non fa altro che il peso sia sempre maggiore; la montagnola instabile si erge solo in attesa di franare.

Mi sento in trappola, vorrei scappare, ma so benissimo di non poterlo fare; sensazioni già provate.

- Serena P. (unaragazzadadifesa)