This Is Bullshit - Blog Posts
The human body is a sham and I want a refund.
I don't understand how straight ppl can say "Oh yeah, I support gays but I don't want my kid to be exposed to gay media." Because they think it would turn their kid gay, but guess fucking what? I'm gay even though I was exposed to straight media so that logic makes no sense
I love having to explain the concept of up and down to a grown ass adult 🙄
Google Maps be like "do you want to take a detour to this fast food place" and it's Polyphemus' cave with sheep on the menu
I’m going to throw hands I have a cold and it hurts to sing like bitch-
@staff our identities aren’t nsfw and we will not stand for them to be treated as such
I got this very bad idea.
unreasonably fruity.
You said it. ☝🏻
another day another what the fuck
POV Ur trying to go to the girls bathroom.
Notice there isn’t a line for men
Yall it’s fmucking fmreezibg out here
Since I just saw people denying that Elon did a Nazi salute:
That is what he did. The image that is circulating is a still because downloading GIFs is hard. The context for the image is that he's a Nazi. There is no reality in which what he did is not a Nazi salute, and I will not stand by while people pretend there is.
grrr… im trying to draw something for valentines day BUT I HAVE NO ART OF MIKE WHATSOEVER!!!
like ive drawn him a million times have i not??? where did all my doodles of him goooooo
why does everyones digital art look so nice!!!!!!?????? mine looks like ASS ugh FUCK
relearning how to draw is SHIT
the the crushing weight of our own looming mortality is what both drives us to live and makes us want to give up and natural selection means that people with genetic illness shouldn't have children and if the government did fake the moon landing then what was the point of the space race other then to gain meaning in this meaningless life that we can only attain through cheating and not gaining anything at all and yet the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell but we've never needed that information and it's been burned into out heads over and over for years so Michel Obama is rumored to be a man meaning that society's faith in the one true god, shaggy, is no longer strong enough to hold the fabric of this reality together thus we collide with others and that's why the Mandela Effect is putting chemicals in the water to turn the freaking frogs gay but a study showed that wasn't true but the study was made by the people turning the frogs gay so it didn't count... In conclusion: black beans are full of protein so they're good to eat during an existential crisis
But it's not really unexpected when the man comes from the same village where they look at this:
And are like: OMG a demon! Kill it with fire!
i always hated sarutobi for seeing like. 8 yr old orochimaru and going “oh this INSANELY traumatized baby orphan child is gonna be Evil it’s Fate i can tell with my Mind..just by looking at him……dark and twisted” then it cuts to a flashback and he looks like this
My hormonal cycle as a uterus having human being is fucking torturous and hellish to experience
Like what do you mean I'm gonna have a whole 3 days in a row where I cry about anything that slightly upsets me, and I'm way more likely to be upset by fucking everything?
Pair this with, my titties HURT, and I'm so hungry but I don't have the energy to make myself food. I want a hug and I want to scream and I'm tired but I can't sleep. And I swear to God if my boyfriend isn't hypersensitive to my plight and doesn't dote on me I won't be able to go on.
Watching the Princess Diana Dateline: Unforgettable special and I’m telling you. Charles and Dead Bitch payed for this to be published. This whole thing is “oouughh :(( poor charles,,, he just wanted to be happy and understand diana,,, he was so depressed because she was abusive :(((“ LIKE BITCH??? EXCUSE ME? WHAT DO YOU MEAN???? HE CHEATED ON HER AND MARRIED HER WHEN HE WAS 13 YEARS OLDER!! HE IS NOT INNOCENT! AND PRINCESS DIANA WAS NOT AN EMOTIONALLY UNSTABLE AND MANIPULATIVE JEALOUS BITCH!! STOP PAINTING HER LIKE THAT!!
Its so obviously propaganda I’m gonna fight the king istg
i am now facing this inner turmoil. what do i do with myself. tf am i supposed to do. this is a cry for help.
Trying to find a monologue for an audition is actually going to be my 13th reason
As a content creator
I will no longer be using tumblr to write and post my content. Why?
Because I sometimes write adult content. Not only sexual content, but violence and other adult themes. Why do I write such things?
Because I have written them for years. Because, as a writer, life is not all rainbows and butterflies. I write books and stories about humans. There is sex, but also themes of death, violence and sadness. This is part of human nature.
Tumblr’s full-ban on adult content is one of the most ridiculous things that I have ever seen. This is their way of trying to clean up their self-created mess that will drive away large portions of their base, because “adult content” is more than just the annoying porn-bots.
Adult content, as we have seen, has hit things such as “Chronic pain” blogs but also blogs that are LGBT+ friendly. I’m queer and I have a chronic illness.
While my run on tumblr has been long, I am willing to move on from it. I lived through Strikethrough on LJ. I will survive this.
My friends, my fellow content creators, my readers, and anyone else who sees this— don’t delete your tumblrs. Leave them as skeletons. Allow tumblr to cannibalize itself and only leave the bones behind.
This really is Strikethrough 2.0.
Stay calm, and begin to back up everything.
Good luck, my loves.
Hate starting a writing project what do you mean I have to open the scene!!! Establish the setting???? INTRODUCE CHARACTERS??????