Wong - Blog Posts

This is the best thing I’ve woken up to a while.

MJ: Hey don’t forget about Spider-idiot. Ned and I have split custody over him.

Ned: He’s an idiot white boy but we still love him.

Peter:

*Wong showing Rhodey around the sanctum*

Wong:  This is the Wand of Watoomb. This is the cloak of Levitation. This is my idiot white boy.

Stephen: 

Rhodey: Oh you got one too? There’s my idiot white boy over there.

Tony:

You: *on the phone* Wong? I need your help! I-

Wong: is the Sanctum on fire?

You: …no?

Wong: then it’s not an emergency *hangs up*

Wanda: well? what did he say? what do we do about the portal to hell in the living room?

You: apparently it’s not an emergency

Stephen: *being strangled by a demon* HOW THE FUCK IS THIS NOT AN EMERGENCY??

Alternative Titles for Shang Chi

Shang Chi and the fellowship of the ten rings

Or

Wenwu and the legend of the ten cockrings

there was an idea...

don’t steal and credits me please much appreciated

Doctor Strange review!

This review is an honest and subjective review that contains minor minor spoilers and personal opinions, so be aware - God I loved the new logo of the Marvel studios and how it presented the heroes!! I was internally screaming - I'm a great bbc Sherlock fan but it's my first time to actually see Benedict on big screen, and he's long face was shown beautifully on big screen - He's portrayal of Doctor Strange was FANTASTIC! Well, some part reminded me of American Sherlock but Strange's original character in the comics is like that so, what can I say? - I think this movie also encouraged and gave hope to disabled people that there is a second life beyond their disability, to overcome and be a greater one - Rachel McAdams you beautiful women, not only beautiful but I also found her character, Christine Palmer really adequate, non - sexualised, strong female love interest in the hero movie. Very suitable. She was so pure and precious - As an ethnic minority, I actually liked Tilda's Ancient one. I think she acually added more mysterious vibe to the character rather than stereotypical 'old Asian man, the master of the protagonist' And I loved how they sarcastically tricked the audience in the first part of the movie with Master Hamir - CLOAK OF LEVITATION I WANT ONE. I mean, it's the most powerful character in the movie lol - THE HUMOR - I suspected Mordo the entire time since I knew that he was originally a villain in the comics. I'm glad that it was portrayed by one of my favourite actor - Wong, my new favorite sidekick since Falcon - I loved the make up of Kaecillius, but I feel like Marvel could have done better with this villain - Dormmamu, I've come to watch a movie - I was in utter shock for like, 2 sec when Mordo mentioned the Living Tribunal. Wtf? - It felt like this movie opened such a big potential to phase 4, with the multiverse. It was also very refreshing like Antman, with a new introduction of a hero, but kinda sad that Marvel is preparing for change in generation - THE VISUALS!! WTF I haven't watched it in 3D but if you do, prepare for possible nausea - The mid credit scene!!! Gahgh I missed you!! My favourite fluffy cinnamon roll! - It was actually nice to finally see a proper Asian culture based superhero movie For me, it was a 9/10 movie, with dealing with a story that might have been quite commonly used as a superhero origin, but transforming it mystically, not giving us the feeling that it is messy. I think it really opened up the future of Marvel in a bigger scale. Everything were incredibly well balanced, organised yet.. STRANGE